I was at work and drifted off. i was being asked if i wanted to go out drinking and some some weed, some time in the next couple of weeks. I love getting high and drinking beer, listening to high quality music, and getting turned on by my naughty mind but i haven't done it in a long time. so i started dream of want would happen round my friends house. He is older than me by about 10 years and taller and a very nice man. He is is funny and cleaver and got lots to say which i value, so l listen carefully to him. So i was thinking of us having a few beers and his wife is out a work, working nights at the hospital. We both like electronic music and after the 1st spliff got us xxxxxxxxxx and the film we were watching finished, Paul was getting another spliff rolled up and we were about to go outside to smoke it again.Then we stumbled on to the high channels, woo hoo look at them tits, fucking hell they were bouncing really nicely as the camera zoomed out to reveal a hot young woman running along the beach topless. Fuck i had a Bonner and i wanted to use it. I was going to have to say that i had a hard dick and or i wasn't going to be able to go outside to smoke it with him or do i keep quiet and try to hide it like normal. The porn on the TV was those 10 mins trailers and were designed to make you want more. Fuck it was working. I was squeezing my dick in my trousers, that wasn't helping. Paul tried to get up for a smoke and i could see he had an erection also as he walked passed and fuck i looked big. We smoked outside quickly and drew big drags on the home grown green, it was nice and a new harvest so we didn't know how strong it was. The next preview came on it made lots of noise and we suddenly realised that it could be heard by the neighbours so shot strait in to watch it. Paul went to his seat but i went to the fridge to get some more beers and gave them to Paul as i passed to go to the toilet. i could see he still had a hard dick. I thought about having a wank but and i could here the tv again and Paul shouting hurry up and look at this. When i was done Paul was cooked his eyes were glassed over and his grin and forehead were winkled. His hand was in his trousers pocket, i knew he was trying to wank, I asked for my beer and he couldn't move, just grinned and mumbled 'shit this weed is strong'. Now this is the bit that happens in dreams were it goes a bit weird and i just knelt down between his legs opened his fly's and his dick popped out, it was huge and shockingly hot to the touch. the foreskin came all the way to the end and just slowly pulled it back to see his helmet which was bright purple and he made that noise that people do when it feels fucking amazing. I got closer to it, it was amazing pulsing, hot hard dick it smelt so good i got closer to see it better as i worked the foreskin forward and back slowly all the way again, and he made that noise again. He was fucking loving it, i didn't want to stop. i wanted him to keep enjoying that feeling and so i started to speed up, and i thought to myself go on. go on. do it. suck him off, you know how good it feels. so i moved closer and slowed my hand down and licked his tip to taste it. ok so i went for it, i didn't know what i was doing i've never done it before so i just sucked the helmet in fuck its massive in your mouth. Then pulled it back and sucked it again, and got a big of a rhythm going. i know that feels nice. and was listening again for those noises i make when ive been lucky enough to be sucked-off. he we loving it and making lots of noise. then i thought shit his going to cum i want to do it properly so i sucked harder and went faster and wiggled my tongue and boom, boom, boom, there was jizz down my throat, over my teeth and over my face and fuck in tied to get it back in my mouth again. This situation it was so fucking hot and kinky and naughty i was drinking another mans jizz and making him cum in my mouth and i feel so good and happy for him. I sucked his dick and licked up all the cum what difference does a bit more make. I got up and reached for my beer and to a swig and it all went dry in my mouth, yuck. Jizz and beer ... more beer, i sat down beside him. he turned to me a said that was amazing, my turn now!!!

I was going out to town with the boys for a beer and a curry. This doesn't happen very often and so i was dropped off by the wife at the 1st pub that we were due to meet at. It was quiet inside and i looked around a bit, then got a drink from the bar before having a walkabout. I walked into a room round the side where noticed a two young lads playing pool i said hi and turned around and went back passed the bar and saw a couple in the corner while i stopped for a big slurp of larger. She was done up nice, great shiny hair and red lips, he was wearing a shout sleeved shirt, muscular arms. In fact it looked like they both liked to work out. They noticed me looking, opps.. i smiled and walked over introduced myself and that i was waiting for my friends to arrive, we got chatting and as i pulled up a stool to the end of the table. He explained that they were visiting and for the weekend and wanted to know what was best to do tomorrow. ... ask for more.

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the biggest bottle yet....
ive had my sights on this bottle its rounded and very tappered and o so tempting to shove in my tight ass hole, but its tooo big for me cos ive not had a lot of ass action. ive done the routine a few times lube, finger then fingers glass stopper from the wine decanter then when that poppps in and out freely ive warmed the little bottel and enjoyed it not quit getting in. that sooo close but nope so ive lubed againg stopped and tryed again, but nope, pussed harder for longer but nope then given up.
but last time i got the oo fuck it might... breath o fuck its too tight but it might... then took it out sweating and shaking fuck that was horny. one last try?... ok just quickly.
fuck it wont go. nope wiggle push it fucking might.
breath fuck its hard and big but its streaching not pulling or pinching so if i push a little mor cos of the shape i thing its gona pop in....... pm for the rest !!

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last week i picked up some leg hair removal cream for the suppermarket....wow iam soo soo smooth down there now i cant belive it i keep feeling it is so strange.

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has anyone else done this yet?

yeah i use clippers after i made the mistake to shave them all of but last night i saw my gf plucking her eye brows and thought to myself i wonder haw pain full it is...later i tryed on hair at a time just the anoying ones on the under side of my dick that i hated most...and what happened next was great for an hour i plucked out loads of pubes and now my dick is smoth and looks even longer ... iam well happy

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