I've had this at work before...on more than one occasion. Big turn-on.

whip your dick out and show her

My sister Glory (may she rest in piece) always told me that if a body part is worth looking at...then look at it... and then give a little grin.

I hold that belief if someone looks at me. I take no offense...just don't touch the goodies without permission.

Looking is free as far as I am concerned. If I see something I like about a person I am gonna look and I don't fell shy about doing it, either.

Tight is right though; it is pretty bad form to grope without permission but I say looking is fair game

women stare at crotches?



Bragging about your dick size or whippin it out might be a lil too far on the creepy richtor scale.

women love it, theyre just in denial

*whips out his cock* hey you like horses and pigs what you got against roosters? *smirk*

I got nuthin against roosters... I happen to have one or two

lol

Has anybody seen my cock
My big Rhode Island Red
He's mostly pink with a little bit of blue
and purple on his head
He stands straight up in the morning
and he gives my wife a shock
Has anybody seen, anybody seen
Has anybody seen my cock

Roosters are good for cocking....I have nothing agains't them. It's the chickens..I can snap a chickens neck in no time.

No Smokey, but that description sure has me thinking of my Cowboy right about now.

No offense, but she's probably looking through your crotch. Unless I can see the outline of the head of a cock, I'm not looking at someone's crotch to size them.

And if I see the outline of the head.. I'm probably desperately wishing he would wear pants that weren't so tight. Can't be good for the winky.

You probably had piss stains.Nice thought though.



Splatcat!

funny you brought that up.. i was at a buddies house last weekend, and we were sittin outside on the patio , i was layin down in one of those long beach lounge chair type things, all stretched out, eyes closed, enjoying the beutiful evening , well this chick is there, well shes liek 10 years older than me, recovering crack head and shit, no lie, haha, anyway, shes definatly NOT good looking, shes like 80 pounds and talks 100mph, anyway there is another good lookin girl there, and im one of those guys who gets a boner like every 5 mins throughout the day, i happend to have a huge hard on while i was laying down, and i knew it was popping out but didnt care, the way i was laying my shorts were pulled tight acros my legs, and you could clearly see the impression of my whole cock, hard as hell and pushed off to the left side, i opened my eyes a couple times and caught her staring at it, and then she looked up and caught eyes with me and we both looked away lol, it happend quite a few times, and i wanted to see if she really was staring at my boner so i reached down and scrathed it with my eyes half closed and sure enough she looked right down and was staring at it, after that i knew for sure so i just had fun with it, i would reach down and scratch my leg next to my hard cock so as to pull the shorts even tigther against it, and she just sat there and stared at it, not even trying to hide it, even though she wasnt very attractive, it still turned me on, alot, she was sittin across from me in another chair just staring at my boner, and i couldnt do anything to make it go soft, so oh well, i had fun with it, couple times just reached down and grabbed it and shifted its position and she smiled back at me

Maybe she thought it was funny

weather she liked it, or thought it was funny, i enjoyed it ALOT..everytime id touch it or scratch myself she was staring, got me so turned on, i couldnt stand up, had to wait till everyone else stood up and do the old strap down technique with thebelt, you pull the cock up above the waistline real quick and tighten your belt down a notch over it to hold it in place so it dont stick out, hahahah

I can't beleive I mis-used the word peace?...what was I thinking? jeeez!

I didn't mean piece..I meant peace. Darn crotches got me all bothered..stop it

Your story made my penis soft....you kids.





Splatcat!

umm... i turn 24 in a few months,, thats far from a kid but thanks...if u need some help holding that belly up while u beat off, gime a call, ill bring a few buddies to help lift it off your cock

You're funny!HA!HA!Funny!But ANYWAY.....



Splatcat!

are you one of those guys who calls everyone a kid who is younger than himself?...
i dont call you an old man do i?
your gona make me shed a tear , please stop, im very sensative and you have hurt my feelings

Midol Erik.Take some Midol.Or start a thread about "changes" made in life.

Splatcat!

yes maybe i should, i do have cramps and bloting too... do u have any extra, or did you finish off your box last month?

Ummm guys? Crotches guys...this is about crotches.

Ok...Can't play anymore,gotta go.Mom says dinner's almost ready so I have to wash up!You should take more penis pics before you parents get home!Don't hurt yourself!BIG KISS!!!!!!!LOVE YA!




Splatcat!

hahaha riiight ill do that...old man, and how about something other than webcrap from you

thanks tight lips...

You guys gonna be alright? Hopefully.

Does that have anti depressents in it?

I'm fuckin psychotic for a few days every month, it's scary how much hormones can make a girl question her sanity.

Yes they have bulges which are funny to look at, even better are the lop sided male camel toe bulges.

That shit's gotta hurt.

The crothces that are painful to see are the ones where the womens pants are so high up into their lips....it looks as if one can see and ovary or two