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This profile has been viewed: 111 times.

About Me:

I'm a retired military guy who doesn't feel or act the age he looks. I have one fetish, women in pantyhose (preferably worn with strappy heels) I love porn and as a PTSD sufferer, its hard achieving orgasm. I own a penile implant and love playing with it, mostly strokers, and magic wand sleeves. I'd like to have, basically some online fuck-buddy type fun, 1 on 1 preferably. Pics and some light camming if needed. Excited to be here and can't wait to meet you!

My Current Status:

Would love a female sexting buddy.

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My Stats:

I am:	Male
Sexual Preference:	Girls
Am seeking:	A straight girl
Marital Status:	Married (but up for it anyway)
Children:	Independent
Age:	55
Location:	Versailles, Missouri, United States
RudeNude Status:
I last logged into RudeNude:	23-Oct-23

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Interesting things to know about me:

My Starsign:

Libra

My Favourite posters on RudeNude are:

Interests I have are:

Arts / Crafts, Movies / Cinema, Music, Nature, Computers / Internet, Singing / Playing Instrument, Theatre / Ballet, Literature / History, Yoga / Meditation

Other Interests I have are:

I am also up for:

Cyber Sex w/cam, A Fuck Buddy

I have been a Member of RudeNude since:

17-Apr-21

My Appearance:

Race/Ethnicity:	Caucasian (White)
Body Type:	Plump
Body Shape:	Upsidedown pear
Height:	5' 7" (170cm)
Weight:	215lbs (15st 5lbs) (97.5kg)
Eye Colour:	Hazel
Hair Colour:	Light Brown
Best Feature:	Butt
Pubic Hair:	Trimmed
Tatoos:	None
Piercings:	Ears
Penis Length:	6" (15.2cm)
Penis Girth:	3" (7.6cm)
Circumcised:	Yes

My Professional Life:

Education:	College
Employment Status:	Retired
Industry:	Politics / Government / Military
Job Role:	Senior Management

My Lifestyle:

Smoking:	No
Drinking:	Socially
Food Preference:
Religion:	Spiritual but not religious
Sense of Humour:	Clownish / Silly
Social Behaviour:	Better in small groups
Personality:	Home body
Libido:	High
Kinkiest place I've had sex:	Jerusalem

Spoken Languages:

English

My Favourites:

Movie:	Star Wars
Actor/Actress:	Liam Neeson
Book:	Fingerprints of the Gods
Author:	Hancock
Song:	For the Love of God
Band:	Steve Vai
TV Show:	4biddenknowledge
Sport:	none
Drink:	beer, scotch
Food:	Homestyle
Pastime:	Making, 3D Printing, Model Painting...etc.
Thing:	online/Porn
Sex Position:	Amazon
Famous person I'd like to have sex with:	Sarah Siderman

Self Description:

What makes me happy:	Peace with my fellow man. Acceptance, love, showing affection...etc.
What makes me sad:	Bullying, mean people, being rashly teased.
What makes me mad:	ask me.
My bad habits:	Vaping, but I really enjoy it!

My Final Thought:

If I ran NN...
I'd probably hire an app creator and take more tips for features through there.

(Profile last updated: 10-Jan-23)