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Fri, 5-Mar-21 12:35 AM (16 minutes ago)
I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got lost on my way back, and now I have no fckn idea what's goin on... How are all you doin?
quietwacpl and bluebayour6 like this
I've found the answer to this is usually, "They're on your head..."
(12 minutes ago)
undisclosedid1 likes this
Doing pretty good here... The weather is such a man would be insane to complain... going to be over 60 degrees tomorrow smile
(11 minutes ago)
Fire_brand likes this
I have found that to be true more often than i care to admit bluebayou
(9 minutes ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
I'm still happy, but Mrs said I'm rushing that 60 temp... its not till next week... but I'll take what we are getting lol
(8 minutes ago)
Me too!
(1 minute ago)
Fri, 5-Mar-21 12:34 AM (16 minutes ago)
ordered to hold the material out of the way! It was only going to be a small prick, it wasn't, I saw it, a a great big prick! I felt it empty it's load into me! Thank god for AstraZeneca! First dose.
Fri, 5-Mar-21 12:12 AM (38 minutes ago)
Stare into the TV.. kiss off the pain.. Wonderland is falling.. no sing.. no rain
Thu, 4-Mar-21 11:50 PM (1 hour ago)
What to just root
Thu, 4-Mar-21 11:31 PM (1 hour ago)
Hitting the gym anyone want to help me "cool down"?
Thu, 4-Mar-21 11:23 PM (1 hour ago)
Just chilling right now
Thu, 4-Mar-21 11:23 PM (1 hour ago)
Looking for a local womanhood needs the night off full body rub down and I'm gonna beat it up. If she can pay my premium
lol, you can't knock a trier......
(1 hour ago)
Fire_brand likes this
This is the funniest stuff I have seen all day! LOL
(34 minutes ago)
but can you try a knocker???
(15 minutes ago)
Thu, 4-Mar-21 11:00 PM (1 hour ago)
Hit me up to chat and maybe more. Always ready for all kinds of fun!
Good luck but a tip... you might, just might, have more luck if you bothered to fill out your profile and maybe a profile pic at least?
(1 hour ago)
metalwork likes this
Thu, 4-Mar-21 10:57 PM (1 hour ago)
Hey there, loving life in Raleigh NC
Thu, 4-Mar-21 10:42 PM (2 hours ago)
Hey I went braless for the whole week ... U want me to go for a month?
Might as well. You'll spend less time getting dressed and undressed, less laundry etc, Plus, there's the view, I can see a lot of benefits to you being braless.
(2 hours ago)
Do whatever floats your boat, but i have to say that your 'see thru' pics look a little odd...
(1 hour ago)
sure, if your interest isn`t sagging
(1 hour ago)
I have never worn a bra. Evil things!
(1 hour ago)
I see you are offering to send nudes for a donation. That is against the rules of the site. Please don't do that any more. Thank you
(1 hour ago)
cath68 likes this
Thu, 4-Mar-21 10:16 PM (2 hours ago)
Horny an ready to make a video or photo
Thu, 4-Mar-21 10:14 PM (2 hours ago)
Have my first ever mammogram tomorrow.... 🤞 I don't get a phone call after! 🤞
Mr_Vein likes this
Thanks vein! xox
(1 hour ago)
Good luck....so i should lose your number tongue
(1 hour ago)
Thanks wild! What's that mean?
(44 minutes ago)
Hope it goes well Nbi!
(11 minutes ago)
Thx blue
(5 minutes ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Thu, 4-Mar-21 9:27 PM (3 hours ago)
I need a cold beer right now
Im just having one ner ner
(3 hours ago)
I have 12 of 'em in the fridge.
(2 hours ago)
*Glug, glug* Now 11...K?
(2 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
Still 12, I replace them as I take them. I have a beer larder, K?
(2 hours ago)
Thu, 4-Mar-21 8:59 PM (3 hours ago)
- - Expert in colonic irrigation guaranteed for 24 hours - also pussy examinations - -
wow, no shit !
(3 hours ago)
I’ve had that colon screening clean out done on me. Twice. It wasn’t pleasant!
(2 hours ago)
Thu, 4-Mar-21 8:48 PM (4 hours ago)
Photgraphers, Handymen - have i wandered into Checkatrade rather than Newbie Nudes?
LOL
(3 hours ago)
Thu, 4-Mar-21 8:28 PM (4 hours ago)
Expert Handyman for all your home or office needs. Here for a good time not a long time.
Thu, 4-Mar-21 8:17 PM (4 hours ago)
Could fuck today away as im Toey as fuck
Thu, 4-Mar-21 7:43 PM (5 hours ago)
Discrete, reliable amateur photographer, pro photo editor here to help take photos or help in any photography question London/uk/
paramour likes this
Which camera? How much equipment? : )
(5 hours ago)
We'll have to remember this for next time we're back in London.
(5 hours ago)
whipman-uk likes this
If I thought that line would work I’d drop $5000 on camera equipment today! LOL. Good luck!
(4 hours ago)
lennynatural and cath68 like this
I won`t be negative ; see what develops
(3 hours ago)
Thu, 4-Mar-21 7:41 PM (5 hours ago)
I&
Thu, 4-Mar-21 7:19 PM (5 hours ago)
Some days I could just fuck all day!
oh right
(5 hours ago)
Prove it!
(5 hours ago)
I get it,sometimes I could just sleep all day too...wait,what blushing I'll get my coat and scarf and boots. ....
(4 hours ago)
I totally mis-read that...I read Fuck OFF all day, which is always a goal too!
(4 hours ago)
Thu, 4-Mar-21 7:16 PM (5 hours ago)
*Sips tea and watches the birds go to work on the porch feeders.*
quietwacpl, Ley-dd and Mr_Vein like this
Deer like sunflower seeds too apparently.
(5 hours ago)
They do. But I have 2 big dogs that keep deer at bay. lol
(5 hours ago)
Thu, 4-Mar-21 7:02 PM (5 hours ago)
If micro gravity is just falling around the Earth, what are you falling around in interplanetary space?
usual perving.
(5 hours ago)
Ho-Lee-Chit likes this
*Stands in ovation* Well DONE, Lenny!
(5 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
Between the science shows and the Big Bang Theory, I have learned a lot. smile
(5 hours ago)
Ley-dd likes this
hell a bit deep for me
(5 hours ago)
aw i miss Big Bang lenny x
(5 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
Thu, 4-Mar-21 6:49 PM (6 hours ago)
Pups & Self taking full advantage of warm & clear breezy day..
lennynatural, quietwacpl and Ley-dd like this
jcc
Thu, 4-Mar-21 6:32 PM (6 hours ago)
ass person or tits person or both?
Ley-dd likes this
Does it really matter if they belong to an asshole
(5 hours ago)
jcc and suthernlover like this
I like tits, who doesn’t? But I’m consumed with lust for some sweet ass. But as was already noted, these are just parts, not the whole, and if the whole is an asshole, who cares! 😝
(4 hours ago)
jcc likes this
I like it all but I am partial to a nice ass
(3 hours ago)
Both get me hard
(2 hours ago)
I like big butts and I cannot lie.... Well I like them all, well many of them, well the ones on the ladies....I digress, but I'd say I am an assman over a titsman.
(13 minutes ago)
Thu, 4-Mar-21 6:27 PM (6 hours ago)
Turning the Mrs on by sending her pictures of cocks hope she's enjoying them 🤣
How do you know if she's being turned on if you're unsure if she's enjoying them or not?
(5 hours ago)
Your wife is turned on by dick pics??? Statistically speaking there should be at least ONE! There she is! She must fucking LOVE NN, ya think?
(4 hours ago)
cath68 likes this
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