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Tue, 10-May-22 6:50 PM (8 days ago)
If I can make at least one person smile, pee their pants a little or maybe spit out a drink, then my day was not wasted.
I made a cousin spew mashed potatos from his nose once,,,I found that super funny and it completed my day 
(3 days ago)
Pussycat, I used my 100-400 for the first time to shoot the moon.
(2 days ago)
I wasn't in SF but lots of photographers I know were. They all wanted to capture it above the landmarks like the Golden Gate Bridge and Salesforce Tower.
(2 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Red Hot Chili Peppers !! AWESOME!
(6 days ago)
Love the show! Hank is absolutely the kind of twat I’m drawn to 😆😈
(6 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Wed, 11-May-22 4:01 PM (7 days ago)
Packing! 🧳 If you wanted to hide in my suitcase, now is the time
Thu, 5-May-22 9:01 PM (13 days ago)
I got to pull a Saturn today 
just walked to the auto shop and rescued my car, finally 
back to house hunting again
just walked to the auto shop and rescued my car, finally back to house hunting again
Hola Ash….been there done that…sux ass, and not in a good way!
(13 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Answering in my capacity as Ashlee's secretary.
(13 days ago)
Thanks for the summary! I don’t really want to like either of these points.
(13 days ago)
or not 
I'm rather slim and huge 
can be rather a little too much for me...
can be rather a little too much for me...
(5 days ago)
BellaGrace likes this
Still Nice...... 
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(5 days ago)
it's a thumbs up from both of us, an extremely horny pic
(5 days ago)
BellaGrace likes this
Tue, 17-May-22 1:06 AM (2 days ago)
I got lucky last night. No, not that kind of lucky I caught the lunar eclipse. Amazing! 
I caught the lunar eclipse. Amazing! 
Wed, 11-May-22 10:20 PM (7 days ago)
I don’t need the Prince Charming to have my own happy ending 
oh i closed that chapter, i just looking for a descent FB
(7 days ago)
MissAsh must be having a whale of a time in Cali ! ! ! 
(2 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Bummer no whales, but at least the trip had porpoise 😉
(2 days ago)
Fri, 6-May-22 1:28 AM (13 days ago)
Sometimes I feel like.......nevermind,not worth it...says "Hello gorgeous friends and possible would be's" : ) : ) : )
What a gathering of lovelies! What would that plural noun be I wonder?
(13 days ago)
Fri, 13-May-22 5:14 PM (5 days ago)
Happy Friday the 13th! Ever since 3/13/20 and my cancer clear diagnosis that day, Friday the 13th has been a lucky day for me. I hope it is for you, too! Perv on!
Thu, 5-May-22 11:14 PM (13 days ago)
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug eight people at the same time.
Lol louis- ten tickles!
(13 days ago)
damn.. why the sun is so fast returning on this side.. guess I'll going to sleep now that I booked my tentacle
(13 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Wed, 18-May-22 4:14 PM (22 hours ago)
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic I refused. If I'm going to have sex, its going to be on my own Accord 😂
I would say it is her Civic duty to comply
(20 hours ago)
wonder what the prelude to this demand was
(20 hours ago)
Tue, 10-May-22 11:19 PM (8 days ago)
Apparently RSVP'ing to a wedding invite "maybe next time" isn't the correct response....
Sun, 8-May-22 2:43 AM (11 days ago)
I wish all men who support overturning Roe v Wade a very pleasant never getting laid again. Evening/morning, status dwellers.
i def rushed to get my iud a few years ago when this topic was mentioned. i would go to another country for that peace of mind if i had to, but id rather not
(9 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
most lawmakers are men though and id do it for my rights as a woman
(9 days ago)
This, along with all the conspiracy theories, rejection of science, defense of hate, etc has me very concerned about where we are headed.
(9 days ago)
its not just Usa tho, but Usa is so big it sets a (bad) example for other countries if other states follow
(9 days ago)
Fri, 6-May-22 7:16 PM (12 days ago)
It’s raining, it’s pouring.. the old man is snoring. He went to bed and bumped his head and couldn’t get up in the morning….
Wed, 11-May-22 6:27 PM (7 days ago)
“Nicest hatchet wound I’ve seen in a long time” - that pm got the juices flowing.
Sun, 8-May-22 11:08 PM (10 days ago)
The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots, let them hit the wall !
But seriously, as a society we are well aware of out rights but seem to forget about our responsibilities. And that lack of accountability has greatly increased our level of stupidity.
(10 days ago)
Mon, 16-May-22 4:27 PM (2 days ago)
It's not the size of your waist that matters, it's the size of your heart.
Sat, 14-May-22 4:08 AM (5 days ago)
Lemon drops, steak, and strawberry cotton candy. And tonight only gets better 😜
Mon, 16-May-22 7:32 PM (2 days ago)
30 days sober! I mean, not consecutively but over the years. Maybe... 😜
13 years sobriety of alcohol, but I consume that green shit by the pound.........
(2 days ago)
Had my last alcoholic drink ever on the 9th of April, not missed it for a second, feel better, sleeping better..etc. etc: )
(2 days ago)
Hi sexy Mr I can drink but I choose not to at the moment, if I do it will be Becks non alcoholic beer,they make great fake beer lol,even gives you a fake buzz lol
(2 days ago)
Mon, 16-May-22 2:32 PM (3 days ago)
It might look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy 
Fri, 13-May-22 10:14 PM (5 days ago)
Sometimes you can't see the forest for the trees,things in the background may be obscured...... 
<----- yes I'm back
<----- yes I'm back
(AGR)
Wed, 11-May-22 2:22 AM (8 days ago)
Two weeks til my birthday! I got some awesome lingerie in the mail today 😍
Your next cam show should have the tips rolling in with that!
(8 days ago)
BellaGrace likes this
Are you going to show off your new lingerie to us?? 🥰😍
(8 days ago)
BellaGrace likes this
Mon, 9-May-22 3:18 PM (9 days ago)
Every time I put my phone on silent, it decides to play "hide and seek."
Mine vibrates in my pocket.....even when its not in there 
(9 days ago)
so so sad. What are we turning into..Hellos Dana
Wed, 18-May-22 6:33 AM (1 day ago)
Today has started better. It’s sunny and W3, Q4356. That’ll see me through until the emergency 9:30 meeting at least 😂
What on Earth (Song) are you talking about?
(18 hours ago)
*arrives too late... everyone's gone *sniff sniff .. I smell awesome people odours
(16 hours ago)
Tue, 17-May-22 12:48 AM (2 days ago)
Just so you know, NASA has a satellite that has photographed Uranus and then had the audacity to post those pictures online
There's plenty off full moon photos here to just saying lol
(2 days ago)
Sun, 15-May-22 4:48 PM (3 days ago)
Is MissAshlee trying to woo me from across the pond with this shirt? 
I 💗 it & her!
sorry ash, i just liked the pic. i didn't know the status would explode like this 🤣
(3 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Ash seems so so far away. Near San Fran... 
(3 days ago)
Sat, 14-May-22 6:04 PM (4 days ago)
Alright I guess I have to make restrictions? Please do not save my pictures without my permission. Please do not post tributes or anything along those lines without my permission.
Sat, 14-May-22 5:38 PM (4 days ago)
What an utterly gorgeous day. Big smiles all round - hope yours is equally fabulous 😊
Trimmed my bush. Sweaty work!
(4 days ago)
love rain, life giver and plays soothing on roof
(4 days ago)
Thank you, it is a rather beautiful day!
(4 days ago)
Sat, 14-May-22 11:37 AM (5 days ago)
It's been awhile since I've signed in. Hope everyone is doing well.
Good to see you are back, I really enjoyed your newest pictures. You look so beautiful and very sexy
(5 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
Lovely to C_U pg! Love your new pix too. (Or pic, as it transpired). All good in my world thanks. Hope the same goes for you?
(5 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
WOO HOO!
Some of my recent success included a seared paneer in a burst cherry tomato sauce to serve of rice
(7 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Mon, 9-May-22 10:51 PM (9 days ago)
I forgot to mention, I got a stand with a light for my phone. Send me messages with ideas of what to shoot with it! 
OMG!! Pierced tongue! That’s so fucking hot!🥰
(9 days ago)
Awesome you got your light and stand looking forward to the new pics
(9 days ago)
BellaGrace likes this
Mon, 9-May-22 12:27 PM (10 days ago)
Job interview this afternoon. Hopefully it's something better than my current. Wish me luck.
Just a preliminary phone interview. They want to do an in person interview, but they want to do it during my current work hours. I guess we'll see what happens next.
(9 days ago)
Nice…I’m sure you’ll win them over…sending good luck your way.
(9 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Thanks ksaint, I've got the experience for it. And with Lenny as a reference, why wouldn't they hire me?
(9 days ago)
Sun, 8-May-22 11:43 AM (11 days ago)
Love comes when you least expect it, I never expected it and nearly 6 months later here we are 🥰 now to plan for our future xxxxxx
Thats so wonderful...lots of luck to you both xxx
(10 days ago)
this is so beautiful. many happy and sexy times to you!
(9 days ago)
Sat, 7-May-22 10:13 PM (11 days ago)
“She said, 'No, you learned that you have power - power and determination. I love you and I am proud of you. With those two things, you can go anywhere and everywhere.” ― Maya Angelou
oh i thought you did! no i do not.. it was on desktop. the font/pic size is just slightly bigger but also means the accept box is slightly bigger...
(11 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this