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Sun, 5-Apr-20 9:55 AM (2 days ago)
I got some new lingerie, so will post a few new pics later smile Xx
Ooooh nice, waits patiently wink
(2 days ago)
Persephone_brown likes this
Posted, enjoy - you filthy few fans xXx
(1 day ago)
I resemble that remark^^^
(1 day ago)
Wow! And hot ineed. As always wink xx
(1 day ago)
^indeed
(1 day ago)
Thu, 26-Mar-20 3:08 AM (12 days ago)
wash your hands like you have just chopped chilli and about to masturbate right after ...
I can think of much better alternatives to chilli... smile
(12 days ago)
that could be the right slap to tickle ratio laugh
(12 days ago)
sydnew likes this
It burns at first but settles into a nice warm tickle. Not that I do it on purpose.
(12 days ago)
That is the best description if the importance of washing hands ive ever heard bahahahaha
(12 days ago)
Haha! Good one flitt, plus I'm falling in love with your pink sky profile pic. heart
(12 days ago)
Mon, 6-Apr-20 2:42 AM (1 day ago)
Sick of getting comment about hiding/bluring our face,,, it IS a requirment for us to hide who we are in the world,, if you dont like it, dont look and dont comment...
we share what we want that simple our reasons are our own not a hard concept.( i really don't know what happed there huh )
(1 day ago)
I think your latest pics are lovely - and understand and respect your choice to pixelate
(1 day ago)
terrid53 likes this
People that say things like that are ridiculous,ignore them and or blocksmile
(1 day ago)
Nowt wrong with being discretely sexy
(1 day ago)
doesn't bother me. Thanks for sharing the hot vids and pics!
(1 day ago)
Wed, 1-Apr-20 6:39 PM (5 days ago)
Pigging out on a gigantic bacon cheeseburger. My Quarantine 15 game is strong! muscles
Now, I need the post pigout nap. See y'all next time! smile
(5 days ago)
lip2lip, Bbaggins4321 and TopCat57 like this
Arsed getting in the car too lol
(5 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
sumbody donate they deekcheese, lotsa yeast there w00t
(5 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Ewwww Wods!! vomit
(5 days ago)
lip2lip and lennynatural like this
Awesome ! smile
(5 days ago)
Tue, 31-Mar-20 10:58 PM (6 days ago)
I am all excited! I HAVE to go out tomorrow.
They stopped mail delivery?
(6 days ago)
he communal mailbox was broken into a few weeks ago lenny. So they stopped deing mail but didnt tell us what they were doing with it and even tho it is now fixed we are still not getting mail
(6 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
read between the typos. BRB
(6 days ago)
Whot tpyos?
(6 days ago)
clittylicker and juicy like this
* strikes a Thai pose. smile
(6 days ago)
juicy likes this
Sat, 4-Apr-20 10:57 PM (2 days ago)
At our age,we can hide our own Easter eggs,wait half an hour,and have no clue where we hid them.grin
I don't have to hide them to not to be able to find them later
(2 days ago)
RavingLunatic likes this
LOL
(2 days ago)
Hey Moose smile I'll hide them in plain sight for you! smile
(2 days ago)
High theres Gingers.. I'm rather sad that Easter is not what's it's normally is
(2 days ago)
What are you talk
(2 days ago)
Sun, 29-Mar-20 3:43 PM (9 days ago)
I made fudge today. Might put on boobs later for pictures. Idk
Fudge Sounds amazing right now
(8 days ago)
MrsPandy likes this
And boobies too
(8 days ago)
gavdparker and MrsPandy like this
Yes boobs and love to lick my fudge off your pussy xx
(8 days ago)
MrsPandy likes this
So are they detachable then?
(8 days ago)
MrsPandy likes this
would lick it of your boobs and more
(7 days ago)
MrsPandy likes this
Sun, 29-Mar-20 11:03 AM (9 days ago)
It's through hard times like this that we find out who our true friends are smile
Bumps another status, maybe that will revive it!
(9 days ago)
Didn't work
(9 days ago)
We see the best in people and unfortunetely the worst in people
(9 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Unfortunately true
(9 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Oh yeah ! smile
(9 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
NN
Wed, 1-Apr-20 5:42 PM (5 days ago)
Site feeling speedier for you?
all good for me.
(5 days ago)
It's running fast for me.
(5 days ago)
Let's see how fast she'll go !'!!!! Pour the coal to it Weeeee
(5 days ago)
I notice a different
(5 days ago)
or difference, I guess to much wine, it's working great
(5 days ago)
Fri, 27-Mar-20 1:02 PM (11 days ago)
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my visit to Puerto Backyarda and Los Livingroom
You two still have your sanity?
(10 days ago)
It tough going, but I'm managing.
(10 days ago)
How are you doing?
(10 days ago)
I'm good, the more I nap the sooner this ends. I just heard on our weather radio we have a dynamic storm system coming. I don't what dynamic is in regards to weather, but I hope there's lotsa lightnin
(10 days ago)
I'm good thankssmile
(10 days ago)
Mon, 6-Apr-20 12:05 AM (1 day ago)
Ribs are out of the smoke. Fries are out of the boiling peanut oil. So if you're hungry, you best start meanderin'
i really reconsidering the dinner menue for tonight now
(1 day ago)
cmp304 likes this
raving -The peanut oil seems to last a lot longer than other fry oil.
(1 day ago)
RavingLunatic likes this
naughty - I love brisket and I hate sauerkraut too
(1 day ago)
I think peanut oil makes fries taste better, seems a little bit lighter
(1 day ago)
lennynatural and cmp304 like this
Peanut oil has a higher smoke temp so you can get it really, really hot
(1 day ago)
cmp304 likes this
Thu, 2-Apr-20 12:47 AM (5 days ago)
There are no rules of society any longer. If I want to go to sleep when it is still light out, I will. If I don’t want to wear pants to work, I won’t.
Just for clarity are we talking nada noffink zippo stark naked.......... or are we just talking just pj top kinda thing uniform wise
(5 days ago)
Lenny!! Yes ish. I finally found out where our mail was going but when I got there they had closed for the day. The lock here is supposed to have been fixed this aft so it may be delivered tomorrow
(5 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
But I will go see if the backlog is still there
(5 days ago)
Hang in there, MG, Juicy, everyone. I'm with you, MG. I miss my people, too. I don't have a cam, so I can't join virtual happy hours, or social online video stuff
(5 days ago)
juicy likes this
If you have a phone you should be good to go Ow
(5 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Sun, 29-Mar-20 3:25 AM (9 days ago)
Not to sound like a Boomer but I remember when status flew so fast you were hard pressed to keep up
me too it was a small load I did it by hand..lol
(9 days ago)
Not sure how to take that....lol!
(9 days ago)
anon_a_moose69_1 likes this
LOL
(9 days ago)
I remember those days too.
(9 days ago)
you were a part of them Vt
(9 days ago)
VTCali and happyhumper69 like this
Sat, 28-Mar-20 3:22 PM (10 days ago)
Be safe out there everyone. Wash your hands and cover your face. God Bless.
LOL nice photo shop, now add glasses or visir grin
(9 days ago)
Thank you Krissy
(9 days ago)
Sound advice.
(9 days ago)
stay healhty and safe as well Krissy!
(8 days ago)
Thank you Krissy, same to you, be safe, love your pics
(8 days ago)
Fri, 3-Apr-20 7:54 PM (3 days ago)
Meow!
Hello Kitty smile . Nice to see you back!
(3 days ago)
Woof!
(3 days ago)
Watch out for Stray Dogs ??
(3 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Hi
(3 days ago)
Hello!
(2 days ago)
Thu, 2-Apr-20 3:41 PM (5 days ago)
God I love this site! heart
Hi theres..Very nice you...redeyes...[photo missing]
(5 days ago)
and his opinion of it?
(5 days ago)
And this site loves you back x
(5 days ago)
We're so very glad you found us!
(4 days ago)
its weird you keep disappearing and your pics only last a day ??
(4 days ago)
Wed, 1-Apr-20 7:59 AM (6 days ago)
Oh wow I got featured on the home page. What an honor. Thanks everyone for the views, ratings, and fun comments! heart
My pleasure, love your great pixs and tiny tits, please continue to post and I will rate and comment
(6 days ago)
Bikini_Kim likes this
Wed, 1-Apr-20 1:13 AM (6 days ago)
Has anyone tried giving 2020 a Snickers?
I think that's what the problem is.... The reality of how broken the world is got shown
(6 days ago)
2020 is allergic to peanuts
(6 days ago)
Pffft! I've seen more peanuts on TV since this thing started than ever before!!
(6 days ago)
is the snickers hole really working?
(6 days ago)
LMAO Juicy, that WOULD be so 2020!!
(6 days ago)
juicy likes this
Sat, 28-Mar-20 11:43 AM (10 days ago)
I just got a new job at the guillotine factory. I’ll beheading there shortly. grin - I thought it was time for a joke. I know a couple of my friends won't get it! tongue
Yeah I'm sure,i keep tripping over it
(9 days ago)
I really don't like clocks.
(9 days ago)
Me neither they tick me off
(9 days ago)
How do you tell the time then? Two hairs past a freckle?
(9 days ago)
I usually use light and dark.
(9 days ago)
Sun, 5-Apr-20 2:19 PM (2 days ago)
Selfie Time. MrP is too busy apparently
Didn't you put that on the honey do list ?
(2 days ago)
MrsPandy likes this
Always selfies here too!
(2 days ago)
MrsPandy likes this
Awful excuse from mr
(2 days ago)
Mr_Vein, Boobznbunz and MrsPandy like this
Lol oh really There is a line of guys out side of your front door including me to take his place And take some with you and for you ????
(1 day ago)
MrsPandy likes this
Absolutely stunning selfies WOW !
(22 hours ago)
Sat, 4-Apr-20 7:43 AM (3 days ago)
Hope all you Newbies are staying safe and sane. Hugs and love XXXX
So far so good, although I think my cock is going to be worn out! Your tartan pics are amazing by the way
(3 days ago)
Thanks smile and hugs and kisses right back at you to stay safe secret
(3 days ago)
Hugs and love to you thanks smile
(3 days ago)
Secretsins, please don't flatten your curves too much, okay?
(3 days ago)
Hugs and love to you too! Stay safe!
(2 days ago)
Fri, 3-Apr-20 6:17 PM (3 days ago)
Anybody wanna go fishin'? smile
Hi AGR. It's fun and our weather is perfect for it today! smile
(3 days ago)
I want to catch a Barracuda!
(3 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
It's suppsed to be nice but looks cloudy atm,I don't go out unless necessary,if I got sick with my immune system I probably would not survive but have funsmile
(3 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I'm not fishin where other people are. smile
(3 days ago)
johnnyel likes this
oksmile
(3 days ago)
Mon, 30-Mar-20 11:44 PM (7 days ago)
smile smile smile smile can’t help but SMILE today smile smile smile smile it’s been a sun shiny day at 62F smile smile plus my day started with playtime with undie wink wink smile smile SMILE & BE HAPPY smile smile smile smile smile smile hugs&kotc to allsmile
smile smile hello Seven smile smile xxoo.........thanks, it’s needed even more these days......smile smile smile smile.......Big hug and kisses
(7 days ago)
Big hug and kisses to you 2. I just had a look at your pics. They certainly lifted my spirits as well smile
(7 days ago)
smile smile thank you, HAPPY to help..........just keep SMILING smile smile xxoo
(7 days ago)
Hello,Mrs. (Hug) (hug)
(7 days ago)
smile smile good evening Fire smile smile xxoo......good to see you.....smile smile smile smile .......Big hug and kisses
(7 days ago)
Mon, 30-Mar-20 4:48 PM (7 days ago)
Today's innocently awkward statement by Gotta, "This is getting bad! I'm getting air in my squirts!"
Very impressive, K!
(7 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
Awesome ! smile
(7 days ago)
That's a commando status & K wears kilts. Simples! tongue
(7 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
How do you get air in yer squirts ?
(6 days ago)
Ha! This made me chuckle a little. Thanks for that. I accidentally put this on my status first and it won't let delete it lol
(5 days ago)
Sun, 29-Mar-20 5:24 PM (8 days ago)
hi all hope your all keeping safe and well , i will be doing new photos all next week so if you have any request with your name on them or something message me and let me know stay safe love to you al
I knew it! wink keep safe x
(8 days ago)
terrid53 likes this
pleased to hear you are ok smile hummmmmmmmmm many ideas hehe will pick one somehow and message you tongue
(8 days ago)
Yesssssss! smile
(8 days ago)
So polite and sincere x
(8 days ago)
My #1 request would be to quarantine with you - for maybe a month - just fucking our way to a COVID-19 free future!!
(7 days ago)
gavdparker likes this
Sun, 29-Mar-20 12:30 PM (9 days ago)
Tomato sammich for breakfast? I think YES! Hello ladies n germs. smile
Bye GBM smile
(9 days ago)
I will put my cold sausage away for later.
(9 days ago)
Have a FaNNtastic Sunday my Sexy Friend smile
(9 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Sounds good to me ! smile
(9 days ago)
With a side of bacon eggs and biscuits please
(9 days ago)
maraff and 001Bella like this
Sat, 28-Mar-20 4:12 PM (9 days ago)
I've made some amazing friends in here and now seems a good time to say thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for your friendship. You know who you are.
He thinks I'm an asshat! And he's right! LOL
(9 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Nice sentiment to your friends
(9 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
No punchline VT, just how I genuinely feel right now. Friends are always valued, but right now they are worth a lot more than their weight in gold.
(9 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
You're a great friend, Emu! xx
(9 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Youre also a great emu
(9 days ago)
EmuLater and terrid53 like this
Fri, 27-Mar-20 10:56 PM (10 days ago)
Is wishing a very happy birthday to the hottest woman on the planet my beautiful Kara!!! Happy birthday babes love you tons love Ems xxxx
Happy birthday Kara x
(10 days ago)
I have a few bumps & bruises from falling out of the bath on Thursday oops but otherwise all good thanks heart
(10 days ago)
Emilyandnathan likes this
Hi Seb heart Thank you love XxxX
(10 days ago)
Thanks Emu heart heart XxxX
(10 days ago)
EmuLater and Emilyandnathan like this
Nice to see you back Emily! Well, sort of. And happy birthday Kara x
(10 days ago)
Wed, 25-Mar-20 12:07 PM (13 days ago)
Well, now I know that it takes a fortnight for my inbox to calm down after posting a picture.
You sound surprised! No one else is, I'm sure! Now to go check her pics...
(13 days ago)
Julieannfringe likes this
Well of course, you're gorgeous!
(13 days ago)
Julieannfringe likes this
it is a very sweet photo heart
(13 days ago)
Julieannfringe likes this
Dang better check it out, been absent for awhile. Hugs !
(12 days ago)
Julieannfringe likes this
I am surprised that it calms down that quickly after being most viewed for two weeks in a row. I know I am always looking for new picture in the new hairdo LOL
(11 days ago)
Julieannfringe likes this
Tue, 7-Apr-20 8:07 AM (7 hours ago)
quick hello from me to you all , have a fcuking great day !
From 1.5m of course tongue
(7 hours ago)
KiwiPic likes this
You too smile xx
(7 hours ago)
You too smile
(7 hours ago)
Hahazz
(6 hours ago)
woooohooo HI FB
(6 hours ago)
Mon, 6-Apr-20 9:20 PM (18 hours ago)
If anyone makes a face mask out of an old bra, use the left cup, as you dont want to look like a right tit
LOL
(17 hours ago)
Very uplifting status
(17 hours ago)
You should have left tit out!
(17 hours ago)
LOL
(16 hours ago)
We all need to keep abreast of these useful hints.
(15 hours ago)
Sat, 4-Apr-20 3:43 PM (3 days ago)
"u slutty horny cunt bitch....i can't wait to use u like my dirty whore...time to chat...mmmmmmmm" - fyi not a good way to approach me for the first time lol
i know where he went wrong. Didn't put the work cum before bitch. That would have done the trick
(2 days ago)
superhorny247365 likes this
^^^^ yeah that would've made me all squooshy inside for sure! lol
(2 days ago)
marshal_tucker2 likes this
Geezers and I thought the guy offering to lick my asshole clean was smooth
(2 days ago)
My brain does not comprehend male mentality like this. It is beyond me.
(2 days ago)
PApda and superhorny247365 like this
WOW sad
(2 days ago)
superhorny247365 likes this
Sat, 4-Apr-20 2:47 AM (3 days ago)
I guess everyone likes to cum on me but cum tribute pics don't get many views or ratings LOL! That's okay! It's wild to me knowing that I can give someone an orgasm with just a pic of me!
Aerosmith also sang it. Hi Gabbysmile
(3 days ago)
Straydog666 likes this
No shit, i didn't know that! This is awesome! https://youtu.be/XiT12uSKTT8
(3 days ago)
KiwiPic and Straydog666 like this
The unicorn surely is the reverse cum tribute?.. The lady upon the gents image? Perhaps you could start a whole new genre?
(3 days ago)
Aerosmith redid it in the 70s or 80s Kinda a. Blurb of Good Times
(3 days ago)
Looks more recent to me! Cool song though!
(3 days ago)
Fri, 3-Apr-20 6:35 PM (3 days ago)
Happy TOF
be careful Mitch Daiiisy, i will give you a note if you continue smile
(3 days ago)
fp
(3 days ago)
lip2lip likes this
Be careful yvan, the grizzly will nit tolerate nonsense like pionts grading
(3 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
You look great coming or going
(3 days ago)
Sweeeeet ! smile
(3 days ago)
Fri, 3-Apr-20 12:13 PM (4 days ago)
All of a sudden having a mask, rubber gloves, duct tape, plastic sheets and rope in you trunk is OK.
I even saw a few in the middle of Bum Fuk Idaho the other day wearing masks ... i juss didnt breathe while i was out grin
(4 days ago)
(could be different up north)
(4 days ago)
yep up north here (Not UK) they wear masks
(4 days ago)
down south here (Not UK) they put cotton wool in they ears ....
(4 days ago)
Now please don't upset molly please.
(4 days ago)
Thu, 2-Apr-20 9:07 PM (4 days ago)
Take note, we don't post much sexy on status. We just ordered a new toy that's supposedly all the rage. We'll report back with our scientific research.
I hope it's the dog's bollocks!
(4 days ago)
quietwacpl likes this
You must be barking mad
(4 days ago)
EmuLater and zencoach like this
Quiet, don't be sidelined by a toy...just saying: )
(4 days ago)
quietwacpl likes this
Rough around the edges
(4 days ago)
zencoach likes this
Woof around the edges...it was right there
(4 days ago)
EmuLater, quietwacpl and zencoach like this
Thu, 2-Apr-20 7:39 PM (4 days ago)
*sprays a thick coat of Lysol in the lurkers corner*
Or give me a quadruple shot & I won't think about the hug.
(4 days ago)
What scent Gotta? and hellosmile
(4 days ago)
RavingLunatic likes this
Hi Gotta, although nobody has ever said it.....I disinfect up pretty well. smile
(4 days ago)
pour some lysol on me in the lurkers cornrr
(4 days ago)
We lurk to learn. Skulking is another matter....
(4 days ago)
Thu, 2-Apr-20 1:30 PM (5 days ago)
Got a new badge, for the few doubter out there!
Excellent ! smile
(5 days ago)
Thu, 2-Apr-20 1:49 AM (5 days ago)
To make 6' or 2m relatable to Canadians it is suggested you stay one hockey stick length apart
Don't hit me on THAT helmet!!
(5 days ago)
juicy likes this
G'night you lovely people!
(5 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
G'night Juicy, my one true love. Sweet Dreams. XXX
(5 days ago)
juicy likes this
sweet dreams
(5 days ago)
That’s great JUJU
(4 days ago)
juicy likes this
Tue, 31-Mar-20 12:29 AM (7 days ago)
I'll be back, I gotta go work the corner a bit
At least appreciate that I'm knocking, no hands style
(7 days ago)
PApda likes this
There's one on my gallery, love wink
(7 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Guess no one recognized the 8th and 40 deuce line
(7 days ago)
^ sorry, but no
(7 days ago)
Beastie Boys - She's Crafty
(7 days ago)
Mon, 30-Mar-20 3:21 AM (8 days ago)
miss the thrill of a strangers hands the naughty unsure feeling
love to have my hands explore all over your sweet sexy body
(8 days ago)
pussiewanted69 likes this
And a sticky out cum.x
(8 days ago)
^pfffft, no couth wotsoever,lol
(8 days ago)
Sun, 29-Mar-20 10:16 PM (8 days ago)
*Arrives for her daily dose of safe socialization*
Hey lip
(8 days ago)
lip2lip likes this
Hey there juicy! Long time smile
(8 days ago)
juicy likes this
Hey Freckles!! smile
(8 days ago)
Juicy, my one true love!! XXXX smile
(8 days ago)
Clitty my love xxxx
(8 days ago)
Sat, 28-Mar-20 4:34 PM (9 days ago)
yeah, referring to my boobs as "floppers" is so totally gonna charm the panties right off of me lol
the clues are all there...
(9 days ago)
superhorny247365 likes this
i love your nipples
(9 days ago)
superhorny247365 likes this
flopper that's what I call mr penis
(9 days ago)
superhorny247365 likes this
Just like the guy rating woman 6.7 out of 10. What a charmer!
(9 days ago)
Well whatever you call them, they're a cracking pair
(9 days ago)
Sat, 28-Mar-20 1:02 PM (10 days ago)
Locked down teenagers are really cramping my style
Long dry spell for molly crying As to moving back, not yet yahoo
(10 days ago)
Feeling your pain
(10 days ago)
Hey molly you ok ?
(10 days ago)
I hear ya love. Stay safe girl xoxox
(10 days ago)
Raven2005 likes this
Yesh im with you there, jail time looks appealing sometimes....... wink hya sweetcheeks
(9 days ago)
Fri, 27-Mar-20 6:44 PM (10 days ago)
It's pOOl time!! You can join me if you'd like, but stay on your own side! tongue
Curvyiowa in my mind it's indoor pool. Cold weather here too
(10 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Well, Bryan, I wish I had one then since all public ones are closed for now
(10 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
-jumps in-
(10 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Curvyiowa I understand that
(10 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Cool smile
(10 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Thu, 26-Mar-20 8:00 PM (11 days ago)
I was "social distancing" before it was even a thing...LOL
It's like my life has been building up to this moment
(11 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
ive been distancing since i got released from hospital
(11 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Me too.....38 years of gaming combined with about 32 years of anxiety issues trained me for this exact situation! LOL
(11 days ago)
Artistic likes this
I’ll be too happy if this is the death of hand shaking. Hate it! Stop touching me! LOL
(11 days ago)
I know, right? I wanna see a return of the David Hasselhoffish finger guns of the 80's lol LOL
(11 days ago)
Thu, 26-Mar-20 5:01 AM (12 days ago)
With this lockdown and having to work from home, I’ve started a business making yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof!
I'd like to have a new boat but they cost yachts of money.
(12 days ago)
clittylicker likes this
Raven looks down with concern...eek
(12 days ago)
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They may be expensive, but shipping is free
(12 days ago)
stern warning, port must be drunk
(12 days ago)
One could sail through the roof if the wind is strong enough.
(12 days ago)
Wed, 25-Mar-20 9:35 PM (12 days ago)
Now here's a nice story, because of the "beer virus" 78 elephants in Thailand who were used to give tourists rides will never have those chairs tied on their backs again. Instead they will roam the
and save Oirland tooerer..
(12 days ago)
Elephants can kick your butt, so can a whale but I whale won't knock your