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Tue, 10-May-22 6:50 PM (8 days ago)
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If I can make at least one person smile, pee their pants a little or maybe spit out a drink, then my day was not wasted.
As far as I can remember, I've never pee'ed in my pants smile
(3 days ago)
^never been pregnant
(3 days ago)
Ummm I see....
(3 days ago)
I made a cousin spew mashed potatos from his nose once,,,I found that super funny and it completed my day smile
(3 days ago)
The world needs more people like you, Cass!
(1 day ago)
Mon, 16-May-22 7:41 PM (2 days ago)
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🌙
I was really close to you then! wink
(2 days ago)
Pussycat, I used my 100-400 for the first time to shoot the moon.
(2 days ago)
I wasn't in SF but lots of photographers I know were. They all wanted to capture it above the landmarks like the Golden Gate Bridge and Salesforce Tower.
(2 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Aww you got it too. Great! 😍🥰
(2 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
that looks cool grin
(2 days ago)
Thu, 12-May-22 10:34 PM (6 days ago)
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Dream of californication tongue
Red Hot Chili Peppers !! AWESOME!
(6 days ago)
SuperCALIfragilisticexpialidocious!
(6 days ago)
Laphroaigh and bluebayour6 like this
Love the show! Hank is absolutely the kind of twat I’m drawn to 😆😈
(6 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Ashley, you're such a chili pepper. lol
(6 days ago)
mistaboner likes this
I really liked San Francisco smile
(5 days ago)
Wed, 11-May-22 4:01 PM (7 days ago)
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Packing! 🧳 If you wanted to hide in my suitcase, now is the time
Ooh breezy!! 😍
(7 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
hope the suitcase wasn't too overweight wink
(7 days ago)
Me too, with me hiding in it ! blushing
(7 days ago)
Bugger. If I hadn't missed the flight I'd be livin it up in LA now. Or San Fran. Or someplace I've never heard of. Checking out the loofahs in a flash hotel bathroom with you. smile....
(7 days ago)
oh.. I missed it.. *hide himself in another suitcase directed to California smile
(7 days ago)
Thu, 5-May-22 9:01 PM (13 days ago)
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I got to pull a Saturn today tongue just walked to the auto shop and rescued my car, finally heart back to house hunting again
Hola Ash….been there done that…sux ass, and not in a good way!
(13 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Has the land not happened, or is this separate to house hunting? I have so many question…. 👀 p.s. hope the car situ is cheap.
(13 days ago)
The land was bought by another offer, the car was fixed for $600.
(13 days ago)
Answering in my capacity as Ashlee's secretary.
(13 days ago)
Thanks for the summary! I don’t really want to like either of these points.
(13 days ago)
Fri, 13-May-22 3:12 AM (6 days ago)
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hot thumbup or not thumbdown
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
(5 days ago)
BellaGrace likes this
I'm rather slim and huge bounce can be rather a little too much for me...
(5 days ago)
BellaGrace likes this
Still Nice...smile...
(5 days ago)
it's a thumbs up from both of us, an extremely horny pic
(5 days ago)
BellaGrace likes this
Hot!
(3 days ago)
Tue, 17-May-22 1:06 AM (2 days ago)
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I got lucky last night. No, not that kind of lucky tongue I caught the lunar eclipse. Amazing!
thats a cool shot JG smile
(2 days ago)
That's awesome JG! 👌
(2 days ago)
O wow fantastic picture
(2 days ago)
Nicely done!
(2 days ago)
Thunderstorms here, saw nothing. Great shot!
(2 days ago)
Wed, 11-May-22 10:20 PM (7 days ago)
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I don’t need the Prince Charming to have my own happy ending wink
finding anyone descent is the problem
(7 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
No question, Artie. You just have to stay open. It can happen when you least expect it. xx
(7 days ago)
oh i closed that chapter, i just looking for a descent FB
(7 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 and Relaxer like this
Shit I'm married, I always have my own happy endings...
(7 days ago)
Artistic likes this
And they all lived crappily ever after. Cynical version
(7 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Sun, 15-May-22 9:23 PM (3 days ago)
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Going to look at whales!
Dick? As in Moby, get your head outta the gutter
(2 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
MissAsh must be having a whale of a time in Cali ! ! ! yahoo
(2 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Bummer no whales, but at least the trip had porpoise 😉
(2 days ago)
MissAshlee and bluebayour6 like this
Very cool! Are you going to Monterey? Have fun!
(2 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
bet you dollars to donuts she doesnt want to see my moby dick
(2 days ago)
Fri, 6-May-22 1:28 AM (13 days ago)
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Sometimes I feel like.......nevermind,not worth it...says "Hello gorgeous friends and possible would be's" : ) : ) : )
What a gathering of lovelies! What would that plural noun be I wonder?
(13 days ago)
KiwiPic and Laphroaigh like this
Morning
(13 days ago)
A saNNctuary of lovelies.
(13 days ago)
MellieK, Laphroaigh and casstess like this
A garland of lovelies??
(13 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Hey Chevy, hey sexy Kiwi,lovely Mellie, morning Northern,hey Emu and hello sexy Agent : )
(12 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Fri, 13-May-22 5:14 PM (5 days ago)
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Happy Friday the 13th! Ever since 3/13/20 and my cancer clear diagnosis that day, Friday the 13th has been a lucky day for me. I hope it is for you, too! Perv on!
Bloody love this!
(5 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Awesome, congrats! 🎈🎈
(5 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
My wife been cancer clear for 13 year so happy for you.
(5 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
🍻
(5 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
very glad to hear it! grin
(5 days ago)
Fri, 6-May-22 12:00 AM (13 days ago)
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Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need sane advice grin
Hhmmm….define “sane”…..lol!
(13 days ago)
Artistic likes this
most reliably good conversation anyway tongue
(13 days ago)
Artistic likes this
well ill ask myself, ill be back later wink
(13 days ago)
Heavy Chevy and KiwiPic like this
Lol! Hb
(13 days ago)
nite nite xx
(13 days ago)
KiwiPic likes this
Thu, 5-May-22 11:14 PM (13 days ago)
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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug eight people at the same time.
suction cups!
(13 days ago)
Laphroaigh and bluebayour6 like this
Lol louis- ten tickles!
(13 days ago)
*makes a note aside the dictionary
(13 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
damn.. why the sun is so fast returning on this side.. guess I'll going to sleep now that I booked my tentacle
(13 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Be careful don’t leave a hickkie
(13 days ago)
Wed, 18-May-22 4:14 PM (22 hours ago)
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My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic I refused. If I'm going to have sex, its going to be on my own Accord 😂
I would say it is her Civic duty to comply
(20 hours ago)
Good one Relaxer!
(20 hours ago)
wonder what the prelude to this demand was
(20 hours ago)
lennynatural and bluebayour6 like this
bet it was a real odessy
(19 hours ago)
All that jazz?
(19 hours ago)
Relaxer, luvtub and bluebayour6 like this
Tue, 10-May-22 11:32 PM (8 days ago)
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I mentioned to say More Sun Less Clothes.
.....bounce......bounce.....bounce.......bounce.....
(8 days ago)
SusieA_50 and whipman-uk like this
Today was a really nice day!
(8 days ago)
SusieA_50 likes this
I second that emotionwink Can I also suggest / request Less Clothes More Photos Susie? You know the old adage; Less is More... but no pressuresmile
(8 days ago)
can i apply the sun screen
(8 days ago)
Im working on it I_C_U Just for You
(8 days ago)
Tue, 10-May-22 11:19 PM (8 days ago)
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Apparently RSVP'ing to a wedding invite "maybe next time" isn't the correct response....
*gigglesnorted*
(8 days ago)
Respond If You Please smile
(8 days ago)
Straightjimbo93 likes this
send out cards saying Respond ASAP Bitches LOL
(8 days ago)
Straightjimbo93 likes this
That kinda depends..........
(8 days ago)
But probably accurate.
(8 days ago)
Sun, 8-May-22 2:43 AM (11 days ago)
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I wish all men who support overturning Roe v Wade a very pleasant never getting laid again. Evening/morning, status dwellers.
i def rushed to get my iud a few years ago when this topic was mentioned. i would go to another country for that peace of mind if i had to, but id rather not
(9 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
its been threatened, too bad women actually like sex too
(9 days ago)
most lawmakers are men though and id do it for my rights as a woman
(9 days ago)
MissAshlee and Jersey__Girl like this
This, along with all the conspiracy theories, rejection of science, defense of hate, etc has me very concerned about where we are headed.
(9 days ago)
its not just Usa tho, but Usa is so big it sets a (bad) example for other countries if other states follow
(9 days ago)
MissAshlee and Jersey__Girl like this
Fri, 6-May-22 7:16 PM (12 days ago)
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It’s raining, it’s pouring.. the old man is snoring. He went to bed and bumped his head and couldn’t get up in the morning….
<<<Always good for early morning rise
(11 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
YUM,Yum!
(11 days ago)
I wood definitely love to be deep into you!
(11 days ago)
Is that what happened to me???
(9 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
sorry tongue
(9 days ago)
Thu, 12-May-22 9:26 PM (6 days ago)
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Some people you talk to you just wanna....
I didnt XD
(6 days ago)
Artistic likes this
POW!
(6 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Beware of the cat
(6 days ago)
Artistic likes this
the next photo is this montage...dog eating pussy
(6 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
It's code Arti! wink
(6 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Wed, 11-May-22 6:27 PM (7 days ago)
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“Nicest hatchet wound I’ve seen in a long time” - that pm got the juices flowing.
I’m a “gash” man me self. Smooth talk makes the ladies swoon!
(7 days ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
- - what - as in an axe wound - -
(7 days ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
*How to scare of women from wanting to PM you*
(7 days ago)
MellieK and cmp304 like this
Pathetic...respect and kindness go a long way as far as I'm concerned. Also a little naughty never hurts!!
(7 days ago)
MellieK likes this
lol. as well as you're out together why focus on one area then give it a gross name?? lol
(7 days ago)
Sun, 8-May-22 11:08 PM (10 days ago)
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The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots, let them hit the wall !
Something needs to be done about the idiot problem.
(10 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Yes but what ? grin
(10 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
As well always remember when you try too make something idiot proof you just make a bigger idiot
(10 days ago)
Artistic likes this
I have some ideas, but best case if I share them is I'm, labeled a psychopath. Worst case I get on a watch list and can no longer board an airplane.
(10 days ago)
Artistic likes this
But seriously, as a society we are well aware of out rights but seem to forget about our responsibilities. And that lack of accountability has greatly increased our level of stupidity.
(10 days ago)
Mon, 16-May-22 4:27 PM (2 days ago)
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It's not the size of your waist that matters, it's the size of your heart.
Omg I saw Ravens comment at the last section and thought I was in the wrong status lol
(2 days ago)
Artistic likes this
blushing
(2 days ago)
Now why did my tablet change the word second to section????
(2 days ago)
he seems to be confused where his heart is rolleyes
(2 days ago)
maraff and MrsTrellis like this
I know where my brains are,lol
(2 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Sat, 14-May-22 4:08 AM (5 days ago)
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Lemon drops, steak, and strawberry cotton candy. And tonight only gets better 😜
Yeah, chop 'em up and stick 'em in the method mix
(5 days ago)
Tempura sounds like a range of Kitchen units or summat.
(5 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
I'm not surprised ICU, gastronomy was born in Europe!
(5 days ago)
I_C_U likes this
Maraff, Please stop browsing IKEA & Wicks websites. They're messing up with your head with all them brand names. 😁😉
(5 days ago)
I know,itsa fetish I can't lose though
(5 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Thu, 12-May-22 1:01 AM (7 days ago)
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So, you’re checking my status, ehh?
Yes I am. You gotta problem with that? 😜😉
(6 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Can you tell?
(6 days ago)
wan't me
(6 days ago)
Artistic likes this
stupid typos
(6 days ago)
was too you wink
(6 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Thu, 5-May-22 2:47 PM (13 days ago)
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Heard about dried grapes? I'm raisin awareness
Har har Har har har .,,hey just : )
(13 days ago)
okay, that made me giggle
(13 days ago)
hiya AGR.. sorry I'm a bit slow today
(13 days ago)
grin
(13 days ago)
justcuz likes this
Mon, 16-May-22 7:32 PM (2 days ago)
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30 days sober! I mean, not consecutively but over the years. Maybe... 😜
13 years sobriety of alcohol, but I consume that green shit by the pound.........
(2 days ago)
MissAshlee and Mr_Vein like this
Had my last alcoholic drink ever on the 9th of April, not missed it for a second, feel better, sleeping better..etc. etc: )
(2 days ago)
Had mine on Saturday late afternoon... thoroughly enjoyed
(2 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Hi sexy Mr I can drink but I choose not to at the moment, if I do it will be Becks non alcoholic beer,they make great fake beer lol,even gives you a fake buzz lol
(2 days ago)
lip2lip, bluebayour6 and Mr_Vein like this
Baby stepswink
(2 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Mon, 16-May-22 2:32 PM (3 days ago)
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It might look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy grin
Naa, not if you perfect it.
(2 days ago)
Ok you git it all figured out?
(2 days ago)
Yep,its what I do and you don't have to shout.
(2 days ago)
Artistic likes this
raspberry
(2 days ago)
^*Admires her tongue action
(2 days ago)
Fri, 13-May-22 10:14 PM (5 days ago)
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Sometimes you can't see the forest for the trees,things in the background may be obscured...... LOL <----- yes I'm back
Hey sexy..put another vid up...slow for you
(5 days ago)
*She's back.....guess whos back.....shes back....guess whos back smile I remember the song but not the name of the song. WB AGR grin
(5 days ago)
Shadys back
(5 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Yay grin Look whose back wink
(5 days ago)
Thats close PA, but think it was House of Pain I was thinking of. happydance (AGR)
(5 days ago)
Wed, 11-May-22 2:22 AM (8 days ago)
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Two weeks til my birthday! I got some awesome lingerie in the mail today 😍
night cmp smile
(8 days ago)
BellaGrace likes this
Mine too 13th ... love to see some ...
(8 days ago)
BellaGrace likes this
Looks lovely
(8 days ago)
BellaGrace likes this
Your next cam show should have the tips rolling in with that!
(8 days ago)
BellaGrace likes this
Are you going to show off your new lingerie to us?? 🥰😍
(8 days ago)
BellaGrace likes this
Mon, 9-May-22 3:18 PM (9 days ago)
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Every time I put my phone on silent, it decides to play "hide and seek."
Mine vibrates in my pocket.....even when its not in there unsure
(9 days ago)
Jersey__Girl and casstess like this
Is there anyone here who don't have a zombie cell phone ?
(9 days ago)
Just you, Hi, Ravers!
(9 days ago)
crying so so sad. What are we turning into..Hellos Dana smile
(9 days ago)
have you tried putting it in a yellow and blue make green ziplock bag and then staple it to the wall?
(9 days ago)
casstess likes this
Wed, 18-May-22 6:33 AM (1 day ago)
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Today has started better. It’s sunny and W3, Q4356. That’ll see me through until the emergency 9:30 meeting at least 😂
I swear somebody's watching me
(18 hours ago)
Lol gotta call - brb!
(18 hours ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
What on Earth (Song) are you talking about?
(18 hours ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and MellieK like this
We were talking about Dirty Diana, she comes here often
(18 hours ago)
MellieK likes this
*arrives too late... everyone's gone *sniff sniff .. I smell awesome people odours grin
(16 hours ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and MellieK like this
Tue, 17-May-22 12:48 AM (2 days ago)
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Just so you know, NASA has a satellite that has photographed Uranus and then had the audacity to post those pictures online
I lower my shades when mine is uncovered. tongue
(2 days ago)
unless they are lined in lead...they have ways of photographing
(2 days ago)
I might have some black hole pics. 😆
(2 days ago)
captain__82 and hairytits like this
There's plenty off full moon photos here to smile just saying lol
(2 days ago)
captain__82 and Jersey__Girl like this
I wonder if they will ever post the ones they have of us NN'ers lounging in our backyards au naturale
(1 day ago)
hairytits likes this
Sun, 15-May-22 4:48 PM (3 days ago)
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Is MissAshlee trying to woo me from across the pond with this shirt? I 💗 it & her!
*Tickles Ash on her way out
(3 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
sorry ash, i just liked the pic. i didn't know the status would explode like this 🤣
(3 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Ash seems so so far away. Near San Fran...
(3 days ago)
BellaGrace and MissAshlee like this
Just Bantz Bella wink
(3 days ago)
In San Fran now! And lol Bella, welcome to the wild part of status tongue 💜💋
(3 days ago)
Sat, 14-May-22 6:04 PM (4 days ago)
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Alright I guess I have to make restrictions? Please do not save my pictures without my permission. Please do not post tributes or anything along those lines without my permission.
The downside to posting on the internet is you loose control of your content the second it's posted. So all the photos you posted previously are on the net forever
(4 days ago)
I saw some of your old pics on Reddit abt a year ago. They were clearly not you so reported them.
(2 days ago)
Marie..Do read the small print about posting pics/vids smile
(2 days ago)
kevykev719 likes this
Marie, unfortunately you have a lot to learn. Good luck.it's wishful thinking, even naive to believe if you post piucs/vids online or any site people won't download and post them elsewhere.
(21 hours ago)
As another poster said, you may want to rethink posting explicit pics online.
(21 hours ago)
Sat, 14-May-22 5:38 PM (4 days ago)
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What an utterly gorgeous day. Big smiles all round - hope yours is equally fabulous 😊
Trimmed my bush. Sweaty work!
(4 days ago)
I refuse to like the rain!
(4 days ago)
I_C_U likes this
love rain, life giver and plays soothing on roof
(4 days ago)
Can’t really argue with any of that 😂
(4 days ago)
Artistic and Saturnfinger1 like this
Thank you, it is a rather beautiful day!
(4 days ago)
MellieK and Saturnfinger1 like this
Sat, 14-May-22 11:37 AM (5 days ago)
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It's been awhile since I've signed in. Hope everyone is doing well.
Welcome back x
(5 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
Good to see you are back, I really enjoyed your newest pictures. You look so beautiful and very sexy
(5 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
Good to see you x
(5 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
Lovely to C_U pg! Love your new pix too. (Or pic, as it transpired). All good in my world thanks. Hope the same goes for you?
(5 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
Hi there and welcome back. So glad to see you again. 😁
(4 days ago)
Thu, 12-May-22 7:55 PM (6 days ago)
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Now I'm an active nudle WOO HOO!
Awesome
(6 days ago)
BellaGrace likes this
Gosh Grace..Please don't get carried away ! ohmy
(6 days ago)
BellaGrace likes this
i can't seem to resist since i've been on here raven
(6 days ago)
Raven2005 likes this
the purple badge comes n goes tho
(6 days ago)
BellaGrace likes this
We love you
(6 days ago)
BellaGrace likes this
Wed, 11-May-22 9:30 AM (8 days ago)
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Alright then! How much yummy have I missed? 😋😜
Yep Arti! Usual! 🤪😝
(7 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Thanks MsA 😊😘
(7 days ago)
He better have some drinks & nibbles too! *waiting at the bar, 1st in line.
(7 days ago)
ksaint likes this
cuba libre yum yum,,,
(7 days ago)
maraff likes this
Some of my recent success included a seared paneer in a burst cherry tomato sauce to serve of rice
(7 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Mon, 9-May-22 10:51 PM (9 days ago)
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I forgot to mention, I got a stand with a light for my phone. Send me messages with ideas of what to shoot with it!
OMG!! Pierced tongue! That’s so fucking hot!🥰
(9 days ago)
If I knew BellaGrace better I would post something on the order of "A duck - take it duck hunting and shoot a duck with it". So I will keep that to myself.
(9 days ago)
HOw about a full frontal? And some outdoor pictures would be awesome. Take your stand out into the deep woods and go wild!
(9 days ago)
Awesome you got your light and stand looking forward to the new pics
(9 days ago)
BellaGrace likes this
Lots more thong pics please!
(9 days ago)
BellaGrace likes this
Mon, 9-May-22 12:27 PM (10 days ago)
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Job interview this afternoon. Hopefully it's something better than my current. Wish me luck.
How'd things go?
(9 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Just a preliminary phone interview. They want to do an in person interview, but they want to do it during my current work hours. I guess we'll see what happens next.
(9 days ago)
Nice…I’m sure you’ll win them over…sending good luck your way.
(9 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Thanks ksaint, I've got the experience for it. And with Lenny as a reference, why wouldn't they hire me?
(9 days ago)
MellieK, Artistic and lennynatural like this
Good luck to you, Saturn.
(9 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Sun, 8-May-22 11:43 AM (11 days ago)
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Love comes when you least expect it, I never expected it and nearly 6 months later here we are 🥰 now to plan for our future xxxxxx
Thats so wonderful...lots of luck to you both xxx
(10 days ago)
Thanks hun xxx
(9 days ago)
this is so beautiful. many happy and sexy times to you!
(9 days ago)
Thanks hun I’m certain there will be plenty of sexy and happy times 😜
(9 days ago)
casstess and mojo75nz like this
I can garentee there will be Mrs m 😘 there will be a a life time full of sexy happy times xxxx
(9 days ago)
Mine283 likes this
Sat, 7-May-22 10:13 PM (11 days ago)
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“She said, 'No, you learned that you have power - power and determination. I love you and I am proud of you. With those two things, you can go anywhere and everywhere.” ― Maya Angelou
oh i thought you did! no i do not.. it was on desktop. the font/pic size is just slightly bigger but also means the accept box is slightly bigger...
(11 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this