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Wed, 3-Mar-21 8:49 PM
(1 day ago)
I missed you all......*runs out to practice her target shooting


lennynatural,
ausfoIey,
mrsUnderDog59,
owbiglineman,
quietwacpl and 12 others, spunky19, deepsea69, DanajustDana, Just_Nick, wild_2, risingmoonsunset, KiwiPic, bluebayour6, cmp304, tugking70, Raven2005 and mojo75nz like this
Sun, 28-Feb-21 1:55 PM
(4 days ago)
cath68,
hardmale37,
MitchandDaisy,
maraff,
DeanStone and 12 others, happyhumper69, Mr_Vein, Raven2005, KaraFirefly, owbiglineman, hairytits, Shyguy1976, PApda, risingmoonsunset, DanajustDana, cmp304 and zencoach like this
Tue, 23-Feb-21 9:35 PM
(9 days ago)
happy hump day moaning to ya all
DanajustDana,
owbiglineman,
ausfoIey,
wikdwayz4u,
deepsea69 and 8 others, CherryCherryCherry, tugking70, lennynatural, Skipstones, Fearless_Bird, Bbaggins4321, Raven2005 and Mr_Vein like this
Sun, 21-Feb-21 12:52 PM
(11 days ago)
Good morning pervy types! 👋👋👋
tugking70,
cmp304,
MitchandDaisy,
paramour,
owbiglineman and 7 others, Ajt962586, hairytits, Mr_Vein, johnnyel, DanajustDana, Heavy Chevy and sexybitch76shuby like this
Mon, 1-Mar-21 8:54 PM
(3 days ago)
My girlfriend asked me to name off all my sexual partners in order. I probably should’ve stopped when I got to her name.
Sat, 27-Feb-21 11:02 AM
(5 days ago)

Sun shining but not warm enough for sunbathing. Can’t wait for the summer!!
Wed, 24-Feb-21 2:32 AM
(8 days ago)
I love the moment random wankers discover I am a sentient being and get annoyed because of it
Tue, 2-Mar-21 11:53 PM
(2 days ago)
happy hump day everyone, the weekend is coming again !
Tue, 2-Mar-21 6:37 AM
(2 days ago)
hello there everyone, pervs and non pervs alike
Sat, 27-Feb-21 6:05 PM
(5 days ago)

Dear algebra, please stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back and don't ask Y
Fri, 26-Feb-21 4:15 AM
(6 days ago)
Wed, 24-Feb-21 8:34 AM
(8 days ago)
I work with a guy called Tim short for Timothy he told me his brothers name is Tom I asked him if it was short for tomathy and I honestly never laughed so hard at myself before....okay I have
Wed, 24-Feb-21 5:53 AM
(8 days ago)
Posted a Pic Of A Good Hump Day Hehehe
Tue, 23-Feb-21 9:17 PM
(9 days ago)
Yea , Sext Tittie Tuesday , Lets See The Titties
Wed, 3-Mar-21 6:44 PM
(1 day ago)

Rainy weather gets me so horny lol! 😛
Tue, 2-Mar-21 12:07 PM
(2 days ago)
Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 33, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.
Mon, 1-Mar-21 4:52 PM
(3 days ago)

Finally feel like myself again 😁 Hiya Lovelies 💕
Sun, 28-Feb-21 8:58 PM
(4 days ago)
You have to wonder if some men here actually read profiles or captions or if they're just too distracted by their fkn hard-ons to pay any attention to what they've just commented on... 😡
Wed, 24-Feb-21 1:53 PM
(8 days ago)
Sat, 20-Feb-21 4:26 PM
(12 days ago)

A beautiful day enjoying nature! Found my vaccination invite in the mail when I got home 😁
Thu, 4-Mar-21 12:24 PM
(11 hours ago)
<<<<<<< Well that gets rid of those pesky reminders for a while
Thu, 4-Mar-21 12:10 PM
(12 hours ago)
What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face?..... Finding out it was traced.
Thu, 4-Mar-21 12:35 AM
(23 hours ago)
its lovely to see some old 'faces' return
Mon, 22-Feb-21 2:57 PM
(10 days ago)
That's it...only 10 AM and I've read the stupidest thing I've ever seen on the internet. Disney+ is putting a disclaimer before the Muppet Show warning that it's offensive
Sat, 20-Feb-21 12:03 PM
(12 days ago)
• Water is heavier than butane because butane is a lighter fluid.
Sat, 20-Feb-21 2:29 AM
(12 days ago)
I love the randomness of shopping online. Tomorrow lip balm, coffee and a dough cutter/scraper will arrive
Tue, 2-Mar-21 4:56 PM
(2 days ago)
I got my NHS letter today to book my vaccine.
Sat, 27-Feb-21 8:21 PM
(5 days ago)
I just got my second covid vaccine shot. Poker trip planned for March 18 😉😊😋
Sat, 27-Feb-21 7:42 PM
(5 days ago)
Sexy Saturday , Let the Sexy get Sext hehe
Sat, 27-Feb-21 11:26 AM
(5 days ago)

First vaccination went well 😁 Hiya Lovelies 💕
Sat, 27-Feb-21 10:18 AM
(5 days ago)

Recovering from an Awesome Wedding we attended
Tue, 23-Feb-21 11:01 PM
(9 days ago)
In need of entertainment and sexual release.
Sat, 20-Feb-21 8:51 PM
(12 days ago)
Sat, 20-Feb-21 3:03 PM
(12 days ago)
Sat, 20-Feb-21 11:29 AM
(12 days ago)

Feeling a bit naughty today!
Sat, 20-Feb-21 2:51 AM
(12 days ago)
i don't know about you but I'm
Fri, 19-Feb-21 2:58 PM
(13 days ago)

It's Friday, the weather will be exceptional. This should be a great weekend 😁
Fri, 19-Feb-21 2:22 PM
(13 days ago)

It's Friday!!!! And guess what rhymes with Friday.............. Liquor store!!
Fri, 19-Feb-21 6:21 AM
(13 days ago)
A fellow male employee today confessed he thought I was 'sexy as fuck'. God I needed that affirmation.
Fri, 19-Feb-21 3:58 AM
(13 days ago)

I want a 3 sum🤷🏻♀️
Fri, 19-Feb-21 1:30 AM
(13 days ago)
Watching the Perseverance landing I couldn't help but wish for a live feed from Mars
Thu, 4-Mar-21 9:54 AM
(14 hours ago)
Someone removed the 5th month from all my calendars. I’m really dismayed.
Thu, 4-Mar-21 4:05 AM
(20 hours ago)
Night all you sexy people out there....who's coming to bed with me...warning I am a sheet hogger...
Thu, 4-Mar-21 12:39 AM
(23 hours ago)
Just because I like pushing boundaries I am having tacos on Wednesday!
Tue, 2-Mar-21 7:31 AM
(2 days ago)
Mon, 1-Mar-21 4:42 PM
(3 days ago)
Added new chest pic and back and butt tease pic for the ladies 🙂👍. Again no toilets 😛
Sat, 27-Feb-21 7:31 AM
(5 days ago)

Its remarkable what good sex will do to clear your mind
Sat, 27-Feb-21 3:06 AM
(5 days ago)
Fri, 26-Feb-21 3:02 PM
(6 days ago)
What is warm,soft,sticky and has a hole in the middle? It's a fresh doughnut. ...Wow you dirty minded people !
Fri, 26-Feb-21 2:29 PM
(6 days ago)
Good morning my loves, yayyyyy its Friday