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Sun, 29-Nov-20 9:57 PM (5 days ago)
Thank You NN for certifying me MUAH . You made my Sunday great .
Congratz
(5 days ago)
Congrats 🎉🎈
(5 days ago)
congrats to you
(5 days ago)
Grats and welcome to NN!!!
(2 days ago)
Excellent 😀
(1 day ago)
Sun, 29-Nov-20 8:32 AM (6 days ago)
Hopefully ill be NN certified tomorrow hehe Good Night all
Nice to see you !...smile
(6 days ago)
looking good wet Alexis
(6 days ago)
Congrats on the gold shield, welcum to NN smile
(6 days ago)
Very quickly done, too! Great pics!
(6 days ago)
Very nice...smile...
(6 days ago)
Mon, 30-Nov-20 7:09 PM (5 days ago)
Woke with a smile. Masterbated a bit. Thinking of all the sexy , nasty pics I am going to take for here today
Alexs..I like W.A.M as well...smile
(4 days ago)
Be still my heart...
(4 days ago)
bless your kind heart lol
(4 days ago)
Looking forward to when you post them
(4 days ago)
Gyou are so HOT ! 😀
(1 day ago)
Sat, 5-Dec-20 1:56 PM (7 hours ago)
I just received my fifteen year badge! Gosh this has been fun. My children are grown and I'm past menopause, getting relentlessly older. At least I still love NN and still enjoy a roll in the hay.
Wow, congrats! : )
(7 hours ago)
Julieannfringe likes this
Well, looking at your pictures you are still insanely hot and sexy!!! Congrats and thanks for the incredible pictures you post!! Xo
(5 hours ago)
Congrats!
(5 hours ago)
Thu, 3-Dec-20 12:18 AM (2 days ago)
hello there everyone, pervs and non pervs alike smile
hello aus smile
(2 days ago)
Hi flitter
(2 days ago)
hi there spunky smile
(2 days ago)
spunky19 likes this
Hello 😎
(2 days ago)
hello traveler smile
(2 days ago)
Wed, 2-Dec-20 11:45 PM (2 days ago)
Someone pointed out the Amazon logo looks like a cock and now I can't unsee it
must see another logo confused
(2 days ago)
PApda likes this
Yeah, idk arti
(2 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Thanks Ju. I would have never noticed that if you hadn't said it glare
(2 days ago)
juicy and lennynatural like this
Not like any deek that I have seen
(2 days ago)
Artistic likes this
ya gotta admire that kinda corporate honesty smile
(2 days ago)
Tue, 1-Dec-20 4:11 AM (4 days ago)
For everyone that makes the effort to choose the right subject and category for your photos...I thank you on behalf of the moderators grin
We just gotta get on the Newbey decimal system
(4 days ago)
bluebayour6 and happyhumper69 like this
LOL ^
(4 days ago)
Tue, 1-Dec-20 1:12 AM (4 days ago)
Off to bed with my electric toothbrush.......can’t wait!
Dual use i guess. Hey raven smile
(4 days ago)
Raven2005 likes this
Toys don't do much for me so O don't use them, but then again, I'm built differently jerk
(4 days ago)
You should try it Raven it's a good way to pollish the knob ...head to rim smile
(4 days ago)
maraff likes this
Even a knock off brush would do the same job
(4 days ago)
would love you to use it on my cock when finished 🤩🤩
(3 days ago)
Thu, 26-Nov-20 12:00 AM (9 days ago)
Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends. Celebrate safely. I would hate to lose any of you xx
Thank you Juicy! smile
(9 days ago)
juicy likes this
Thanks Juicy smile
(9 days ago)
juicy likes this
Thanks Ju wink
(9 days ago)
juicy likes this
I put one of those internet locator devices on my belt so I can't get lost
(9 days ago)
juicy and PApda like this
You are the sweetest Ju! Thank you!
(9 days ago)
juicy likes this
Tue, 24-Nov-20 7:00 AM (11 days ago)
3 zeroes, Vic is c19 free ,..... woo hooo
"All tickets please "
(11 days ago)
ya a fekin trane con duckta or wot, piss orf no won left behind sneaky
(11 days ago)
oi, keep yer so shall diss dancin' too
(11 days ago)
fuk dat me dik not that long, after all is bin sed if i seas a nice arse i must whip me dik oot n jack one out ... utta boolshut fekin wanka heselfs
(11 days ago)
^ I'll drink to that wink
(11 days ago)
Sun, 29-Nov-20 8:56 AM (6 days ago)
Hi guys. Back after being unwell. Up and running and still looking for fun on here.
Welcome backsmile
(6 days ago)
Yvanodu38 likes this
glad to hear you are well
(6 days ago)
hope you're doing great, awesome lady xxx
(5 days ago)
Welcome back
(5 days ago)
Lousy read this L, very pleased you’re feeling better. Welcome back x
(4 days ago)
Fri, 27-Nov-20 4:17 PM (8 days ago)
I saw a cartoon with and dog and a cat on a bench reading books. The dog was reading "How to Win Friends and Influence People". The cat was reading "The Art of War".
yes but the cat moves his lips when he reads
(8 days ago)
The cat's next book is how to conquer the world. wink
(6 days ago)
blacktiger1955 likes this
Hello Miss Bella. I see you know the cat's ultimate goal 😉
(6 days ago)
001Bella likes this
Fri, 27-Nov-20 10:31 AM (8 days ago)
I ate a kids meal at McDonald’s today. His mom got really angry.
I was thinking the same
(8 days ago)
This one got good write ups and putting it together will give me something to do.
(8 days ago)
It's not one of the Pelaton ones is it?
(8 days ago)
It was showing out of stock but fortunately it came back in quick. I'll show you in IM.
(8 days ago)
Ok
(8 days ago)
Tue, 24-Nov-20 12:08 PM (11 days ago)
*Adds sweet potatoes to the list of odd foods my cat likes* eek
Pooches love sweet potato mashed with meat and veg
(11 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I have a dog who eats food my other dogs just spit out ordont even taste...she is my rescue from the street
(10 days ago)
GottaBeMe and TopCat57 like this
cat's to young for dry yet, gets canned and fresh. prefers my cooking over canned smile
(10 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
My old cat loved Jerk Chicken. Didn't matter how spicy it was. He would just walk around with his mouth open after devouring it.
(10 days ago)
It's amazing what a pussy will consume sometimes.
(10 days ago)
bulwinkle69 likes this
Mon, 23-Nov-20 9:18 PM (12 days ago)
Truck's clean and it hasn't rained yet! w00t
Numpty, you call a truck a lorry, hh in his native tongue of a merry can calla that a tractor trailer, you really need brush up on international lingo's :love U
(11 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
dust storm is coming
(11 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Still looks like summer in your area! Lucky guy. Roads are snowy here, I get to tease the tail out of my car, old-school propulsion. grin
(11 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Mitch, luckily snow is rare event here. Yesterday it was 65F/18C. Today it's only 51F/11C
(11 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
proof positive 2020 is an abhorrent year
(11 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Mon, 23-Nov-20 12:48 AM (12 days ago)
Hope everyone is staying safe out there.
Thank you.....hope you are too😘
(12 days ago)
And happier.....with your lovely pics wink kissass
(12 days ago)
Sat, 5-Dec-20 1:12 PM (8 hours ago)
Note to self: ALWAYS check the lights before wrapping them around the tree. 😟 #rookiemistake
Okay...I'm gonna shower & try to fix these $#&@ lights. Y'all have fun! 😘
(7 hours ago)
^ *Proffers the fuckin swear box*
(7 hours ago)
#justaddmore
(6 hours ago)
Remember to turn your headlights off before showering..........water and electricty don't mix!
(5 hours ago)
Hi Gottas..Yes lighting up a Christmas tree is an artistitic effort.. I alway check dat the acually work first.. thumbup1
(5 hours ago)
Fri, 4-Dec-20 12:26 AM (1 day ago)
Whyyyyyy can't old people just NOT click on "free" unsolicited offers on the www?! 🤦‍♀️🤯
I still think that my ATM outside my bank is secure smile
(1 day ago)
Because you want to think it's secure! smile
(1 day ago)
I know sad
(1 day ago)
LOL
(1 day ago)
LOL 😂
(23 hours ago)
Thu, 3-Dec-20 11:51 AM (2 days ago)
Mornin' 😁
Too funny
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
big GBM smile, wink xxx
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Oh you naughty girl 😀
(1 day ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
A lil crude, I know but still 😁
(1 day ago)
johnnyel likes this
I love it 😀
(1 day ago)
Sun, 29-Nov-20 8:35 PM (6 days ago)
I wanted to shave my pussy and used my camera phone as a mirror. It went really well until I started getting likes on face book grin
ya got to play to the crowdwink
(6 days ago)
one_cunning likes this
Sounds like a better show than most Facebook live shows I’ve watched
(6 days ago)
one_cunning likes this
the best a man can get on facebook
(6 days ago)
maraff and one_cunning like this
Hahaha...LOL
(6 days ago)
Tue, 24-Nov-20 9:36 PM (10 days ago)
Where do you go to weigh a pie? 🥧 ...Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie! 🌈
LOL Y'all ever have kumquat pie??
(10 days ago)
I once put my finger in one wink
(10 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
eek
(10 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
*wonders when the Pied Piper is gonna show up*
(10 days ago)
lOL 😂
(10 days ago)
Sun, 22-Nov-20 11:11 PM (12 days ago)
It's snowing. The tree is up and the house is decorated for Christmas smile
I always liked Scrooge at the beginning of the book....and snow is a four letter word...
(12 days ago)
Bul, you say that like it's a bad thing.
(12 days ago)
Snow is my second favourite word.... after fuck grin
(12 days ago)
it sounds better when you say it...
(12 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
I guess I can't say: "You shouldve waited til after Thanksgiving...." unsure
(12 days ago)
Fri, 4-Dec-20 8:09 PM (1 day ago)
I thought I should pop in here while I wait in the school pick up line instead of doing MORE online shopping! So, hello! 👋
i would do that if i can and i would write here my toughts abiut ur body
(23 hours ago)
Click on the photos tab & put the user name in the search box.
(23 hours ago)
flitterbee and owbiglineman like this
wtf it works thank you smile whlaat aeesome boobs that i really lick with hungryp
(22 hours ago)
u know im a newbie here smile just pm me and teach me more about smile
(22 hours ago)
You're not that new! Thanks for lookin & I gave my lesson for the day. It's someone else's turn. 👍
(22 hours ago)
flitterbee and terrid53 like this
Thu, 3-Dec-20 6:38 PM (2 days ago)
The anti-LGBTQ+ politician who helped rewrite Hungary’s constitution to oppose gay marriage was just caught at a 25-man orgy. -"I will pay any fine that occurs"
Maybe he was studying Heterosexual/Homosexual acts so he'll be better informed as a politician.
(2 days ago)
Artistic, cath68 and Agent_K like this
Hardly surprised. That's how the world rules & this place is no different.
(2 days ago)
cath68 likes this
Flog the scoundrel says I!
(2 days ago)
Artistic likes this
That’s my kind of party but then I’m not a preacher or televangelist or anti-gay politician. Put him in the unemployment line next election for sure.
(1 day ago)
@bi just a guys night out,,,erh i mean in
(1 day ago)
Tue, 1-Dec-20 6:55 PM (4 days ago)
The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron… Which is ironic.
Here’s more irony: hypochondria is a disease!
(3 days ago)
PApda likes this
Well I'll be Coppered...ohmy
(3 days ago)
Like.....Literally Dude....
(3 days ago)
and moron ?
(3 days ago)
someone calling me?grin
(2 days ago)
Tue, 1-Dec-20 12:00 AM (4 days ago)
Just as toilet paper became plentiful there is now a shortage of real Christmas trees.
Many parks here will lend them to you to protect the wild life. I miss the views from the thunder boxes smile
(4 days ago)
That's actually a good idea, the places we used to go in Wyoming, Vermont were desolate. No outpost for miles
(4 days ago)
juicy likes this
have a look at Polar Bear provincial park for remote. Always wanted to go but it isnt going to happen in this life time.
(4 days ago)
Where is that?
(4 days ago)
Wow, that looks remote!
(4 days ago)
juicy likes this
Mon, 30-Nov-20 8:23 AM (5 days ago)
And the counter notches up the 48th year ..... happy birthday to me
Merry Burpday Damian: )
(5 days ago)
Happy birthday Damian...mwah xxx
(5 days ago)
Happy Birthday, Damian!🎁🎈🎂🎁🎈
(5 days ago)
Happy birthday smile
(5 days ago)
All the best amigo
(5 days ago)
Sun, 29-Nov-20 4:30 PM (6 days ago)
When & where is the "online shoppers anonymous" meeting?? I need help! 🛍
Good for you TC..I may have got fraudster say that they were Amazon..Take care..beer
(6 days ago)
They are scammers, just like there are scammers for all the other services I mentioned above. I can block 1,000 numbers on my landline. A fake area code counts as one number. smile
(6 days ago)
put down the credit card and pick up the camera!!!!
(6 days ago)
GottaBeMe and Mr_Vein like this
Never own a crdit card in the first place..Your begging for cash too buy things that you cannot affort, and that mean having to pay interest.
(6 days ago)
Not if your shrew enough to settle it every month. Free as a bird
(6 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Thu, 26-Nov-20 3:30 AM (9 days ago)
Wishing all the NNers in the States a happy and safe Thanksgiving.
and to you
(9 days ago)
Thanks Blue!
(9 days ago)
You too! How do you eat a turkey with a mask on?
(9 days ago)
You put the mask on the turkey.
(9 days ago)
Happy thanksgiving BG 😘
(9 days ago)
Tue, 24-Nov-20 7:53 PM (11 days ago)
happy hump day all smile
🎵🎶🎶 dance 🎶🎵🎶
(11 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
would happily raise the roof on humpday if I could find a willing partner, not real good if you have to scream your own name LMAO!
(11 days ago)
oh forgive my ignorance, happy humpday to you lovely flitterbee smile
(11 days ago)
Yes it is coming to a continent near me
(10 days ago)
How is it that I sometimes seem to stutter on newbie
(10 days ago)
Sat, 5-Dec-20 12:01 PM (9 hours ago)
Thats it people, the tree goes up today! smile
Makes a change from a vibe but anyway... yo ho ho !
(8 hours ago)
^^ perve
(8 hours ago)
<< absolutely
(8 hours ago)
cool
(8 hours ago)
Maraff, I cant believe ye desecrated the thoughts of my tree like that! Ill never be able to look at it the same way again lol
(5 hours ago)
Fri, 4-Dec-20 9:58 AM (1 day ago)
My year 9 history teacher told me I’d amount to nothing more than a checkout out chick ..... well geuss what bitch I just took a job managing the teenagers that work the checkout 🖕
So as a senior checkout chick you'll be giving me lessons if I start as junior checkout boy?
(1 day ago)
There’s aircon and I’m happy
(1 day ago)
~Wenchie~ likes this
High school is to be endured, nothing more. A stepping stone to be forgotten.
(1 day ago)
smile
(1 hour ago)
LOL Hi Molly! xx
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 3-Dec-20 5:35 PM (2 days ago)
Elton John - Rocket Man; David Bowie - Space Oddity; Steve Miller Band - Space Cowboy
I'm the Urban Spaceman; Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band
(1 day ago)
BuxomXhunter likes this
"Space Truckin" Deep Purple
(1 day ago)
BuxomXhunter likes this
Star Trekkin' The Firm...LOL
(1 day ago)
BuxomXhunter likes this
"Machine Head" is the title of my j/o sessions with my fingertip vibe...
(1 day ago)
BuxomXhunter likes this
Eagles
(1 day ago)
BuxomXhunter likes this
Thu, 3-Dec-20 1:27 AM (2 days ago)
I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos.......but it's hard...soooooo fucking hard!
Sooo hard!!
(2 days ago)
Take your time, it'll cum.
(2 days ago)
Wed, 2-Dec-20 10:35 PM (2 days ago)
I love watching my big tits bounce as I get fucked
really? i look lower, its like,,,free porn LOL
(2 days ago)
I'm prepared to provide a second opinion... just ask
(2 days ago)
would love to make such nice mammaries with you
(2 days ago)
I agree with Arti. A glimpse lower down works for me too
(2 days ago)
I'm with arty and K on that one
(2 days ago)
Artistic and happyhumper69 like this
Wed, 2-Dec-20 3:12 PM (3 days ago)
I need something to sit on
Got a spare chair about somewhere
(3 days ago)
When I sell my soul that stunning anus will be riding my tongue daily.
(3 days ago)
Uff...I read "shit"
(3 days ago)
Sit on my knee and we will talk about the 1st thing that pops up
(3 days ago)
hunting season ended you can use my hotseat cushion
(3 days ago)
Wed, 2-Dec-20 12:22 PM (3 days ago)
I’ve already cum once, but I’m dripping wet and want you to fill me up
Hot image!!
(3 days ago)
sorry I can't oblige, I only shoot blanks these days so a pregnancy is out of the question.
(3 days ago)
Tue, 1-Dec-20 12:17 PM (4 days ago)
I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
Well your doing well so far lol 😂
(4 days ago)
well there's that squish squish rhythmic sound smile
(4 days ago)
And that oh god saying doesn’t mean enjoyment lol
(4 days ago)
spunky4u likes this
Mon, 30-Nov-20 10:49 PM (4 days ago)
Love is.. Spending the night on the couch when you're not well. So your man can get some sleep. Hiya Lovelies 💓
Hi
(4 days ago)
Hi max
(4 days ago)
Just checking out your pictures shaqila
(4 days ago)
Enjoy max!
(4 days ago)
One pic I'm looking at big turn on
(4 days ago)
Mon, 30-Nov-20 6:54 PM (5 days ago)
Heyy all, we're back after a longgg break!! How are you all?
wb smile ... you could have asked for you previous profile to be reactivated tho too smile
(5 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Hello nice to have you back
(5 days ago)
much better now you're here wink
(5 days ago)
Please that your here beer smile
(4 days ago)
Emilyandnathan02 likes this
missing you guys
(4 days ago)
Emilyandnathan02 likes this
Sat, 28-Nov-20 9:22 PM (7 days ago)
Masterbating. Then a nap .
Can I watch
(6 days ago)
whipman-uk likes this
Oh that pleasure of getting there and trying to hold it as long as you can ,before that great. Feeling cums through your body wanting even I xxxJohn
(6 days ago)
are pics forthcuming?
(6 days ago)
Wed, 25-Nov-20 10:14 PM (9 days ago)
Ribs, pierogies, coleslaw. This concludes my status update.
I can do better than that and go take a pic of the recipes in the cookbook and PM to you. Give me 5
(9 days ago)
terrid53 likes this
smile
(9 days ago)
check your inbox Dana
(9 days ago)
Thanks Juicy! 💋💋
(9 days ago)
juicy likes this
welcome smile
(9 days ago)
terrid53 likes this
Wed, 25-Nov-20 2:01 AM (10 days ago)
is wearing no knickers under a skirt called going 'commando' like it is for guys wearing no jocks with pants etc?
ravlu, can ya picture short skirt, no knickers?
(10 days ago)
RavingLunatic and Mr_Vein like this
Hey, wait! Let me picture that!
(10 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
coladydo? coshedo? cowomando?
(10 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
I am not real clever when it comes to all the lastest meanings but I always took going commando as no undies for both sexes
(10 days ago)
lennynatural and flitterbee like this
no ma'am sad
(10 days ago)
Mon, 23-Nov-20 10:03 PM (11 days ago)
Happy Tuesday !! have a good one where ever you are smile
Happy Tuesday to you even though is still Monday here
(11 days ago)
Hi Flit
(11 days ago)
Hey flitterbee!
(11 days ago)
always happy when you are around flitterbee smile
(11 days ago)
hello everyone , good day had here, hope yours all were are will be smile
(11 days ago)
deepsea69 likes this
Sat, 5-Dec-20 1:59 PM (7 hours ago)
I went into a toy store to do some early Christmas shopping and asked the assistant, “Where are the Schwarzenegger dolls?” He said, “Aisle B, back.”
^^<< Great PP SEB.
(7 hours ago)
Processed Peas?
(7 hours ago)
One for TC, I know he's lurkin'...
(7 hours ago)
EmuLater likes this
Piercing pupils.
(7 hours ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Eye thank you
(7 hours ago)
EmuLater likes this
Wed, 2-Dec-20 2:33 AM (3 days ago)
is this normal? i cannot stop playing with myself since i joined.
Perfectly normal and acceptable, as long as pictorial evidence is provided. wink
(3 days ago)
Normal smile Keep on playing smile
(3 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
It's more or less a requirement.
(3 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
100% normal
(3 days ago)
Self discovery is normal to everyone else but the self its self! Welcum!
(3 days ago)
Wed, 2-Dec-20 1:10 AM (3 days ago)
What up?
Awww, thank you, pad! I missed you too!
(3 days ago)
pretty kitty !! good to see you drop by grin xx
(3 days ago)
Hi pretty flitty! heart
(3 days ago)
Good Eveing Sexy MG smile Glad to see you back with us in Statusland smile xox
(3 days ago)
Hi undi smile xox
(3 days ago)
Tue, 1-Dec-20 6:56 PM (4 days ago)
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body. I give her a shoulder to crayon.
Tue, 1-Dec-20 12:49 AM (4 days ago)
Just sitting here playing with my pussy wishing you'd watch
Only watching Really ??
(4 days ago)
Head to the vid chat room and play away!
(4 days ago)
george0042 and Midnight69 like this
I’d love to watch! Of course if you are in Cams my iPad refuses to allow me to watch. Ugh...
(4 days ago)
Tue, 1-Dec-20 12:29 AM (4 days ago)
Thinking of shoving my boyfriend’s cock down my throat
Is this the first time or New BF
(4 days ago)
I'm almost 100% certain that he won't complain.
(4 days ago)
Don't think just do it
(4 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Make sure to swallow and xxxxxxxx some pics ??
(4 days ago)
How'd it go?
(4 days ago)
happyhumper69 and LOVEXXXPORN like this
   
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