Most Liked Status Updates
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Tue, 10-May-22 6:50 PM
(8 days ago)

If I can make at least one person smile, pee their pants a little or maybe spit out a drink, then my day was not wasted.
paramour,
DanajustDana,
Raven2005,
tanfas1,
hunginsc and 26 others, wikdwayz4u, LordDunmore, Mr&MrsSmitten, lennynatural, ksaint, Bbaggins4321, I_C_U, MellieK, Saturnfinger1, Artistic, bluebayour6, Drives62, Jersey__Girl, carmma, FitMntGuyDL, MissAshlee, cmp304, Straightjimbo93, trouble2maker, Heavy Chevy, Mr_Vein, Laphroaigh, Jagged_Edges, spear45734573, B&B_Guy and MrsTrellis like this
Mon, 16-May-22 7:41 PM
(2 days ago)
TopCat57,
Mr_Vein,
ksaint,
mistaboner,
Mr&MrsSmitten and 19 others, EmuLater, MellieK, lip2lip, paramour, mrjimm, bluebayour6, happyhumper69, lennynatural, I_C_U, sidders73, Raven2005, Saturnfinger1, Straightjimbo93, Jersey__Girl, KiwiPic, trouble2maker, Ohioman_1979, Bbaggins4321 and hairytits like this
Thu, 12-May-22 10:34 PM
(6 days ago)
Dream of californication
fireman24,
shy28boy,
LordDunmore,
BellaGrace,
aerodeck and 19 others, I_C_U, tugking70, ksaint, owbiglineman, trouble2maker, happyhumper69, bluebayour6, heydidyagrabmyass, KiwiPic, Mr&MrsSmitten, EmuLater, MellieK, mojo75nz, roadtrip2021, Likes2watchwife, mrjimm, Bbaggins4321, Mr_Vein and Wolvie- like this
Wed, 11-May-22 4:01 PM
(7 days ago)
Packing! 🧳 If you wanted to hide in my suitcase, now is the time
KentCock2017,
BellaGrace,
Boundtoplz,
Artistic,
DanajustDana and 17 others, k12agy1, lennynatural, I_C_U, trouble2maker, bluebayour6, lip2lip, Jersey__Girl, Humveeaddict, Bbaggins4321, Mr&MrsSmitten, KiwiPic, SexyEnglishBabe, Laphroaigh, mojo75nz, mrjimm, Ohioman_1979 and Wolvie- like this
Thu, 5-May-22 9:01 PM
(13 days ago)
I got to pull a Saturn today

just walked to the auto shop and rescued my car, finally

back to house hunting again
TopCat57,
justcuz,
Mydicknamea,
Laphroaigh,
ksaint and 17 others, Straightjimbo93, casstess, PApda, AdeleGingerRaine, trouble2maker, cmp304, KiwiPic, I_C_U, updo, bluebayour6, mojo75nz, MellieK, captain__82, Mr&MrsSmitten, Wolvie-, Bbaggins4321 and PiscesLoverVT like this
Fri, 13-May-22 3:12 AM
(6 days ago)
hot

or not
happyhumper69,
MrThickDick010,
MissAshlee,
Huglife8,
bobliam666 and 15 others, hunginsc, stealth69, roadtrip2021, piepoke, SunTanGuy, blingerjr, Bbaggins4321, markh232, oddjob2, 2knude, Shes_a_Sin, frenchy1900, dirtyweb, GollyGi and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Tue, 17-May-22 1:06 AM
(2 days ago)
I got lucky last night. No, not that kind of lucky

I caught the lunar eclipse. Amazing!
ausfoIey,
PApda,
ksaint,
spunky4u,
nobozos and 14 others, paramour, LordDunmore, MissAshlee, KiwiPic, NaughtyKat, bluebayour6, MellieK, Mr&MrsSmitten, EmuLater, Saturnfinger1, GollyGi, Bbaggins4321, Agent_K and hairytits like this
Wed, 11-May-22 10:20 PM
(7 days ago)
I don’t need the Prince Charming to have my own happy ending
lennynatural,
lip2lip,
Boundtoplz,
ksaint,
ronno1 and 14 others, hunginsc, Saturnfinger1, Mr_Vein, MellieK, mrjimm, clittylicker, Jersey__Girl, owbiglineman, Bbaggins4321, bluebayour6, MissAshlee, Mr&MrsSmitten, roadtrip2021 and KiwiPic like this
Sun, 15-May-22 9:23 PM
(3 days ago)
Mr&MrsSmitten,
Raven2005,
Artistic,
allcatsaregrey,
lennynatural and 12 others, Saturnfinger1, juicy, Straightjimbo93, LOVEXXXPORN, xThe1x, Laphroaigh, Bbaggins4321, trouble2maker, PApda, KiwiPic, Ohioman_1979 and Heavy Chevy like this
Fri, 6-May-22 1:28 AM
(13 days ago)
Sometimes I feel like.......nevermind,not worth it...says "Hello gorgeous friends and possible would be's" : ) : ) : )
Artistic,
ksaint,
KiwiPic,
Straightjimbo93,
mrjimm and 12 others, bluebayour6, MissAshlee, gingersnap75, mojo75nz, MellieK, captain__82, TopCat57, Mr&MrsSmitten, Laphroaigh, GollyGi, shy28boy and Bbaggins4321 like this
Fri, 13-May-22 5:14 PM
(5 days ago)
Happy Friday the 13th! Ever since 3/13/20 and my cancer clear diagnosis that day, Friday the 13th has been a lucky day for me. I hope it is for you, too! Perv on!
Mr far2shy,
whipman-uk,
MellieK,
lennynatural,
Raven2005 and 11 others, DanajustDana, ksaint, Allure, PApda, MissAshlee, bulwinkle69, Saturnfinger1, Laphroaigh, juicy, Mr_Vein and cmp304 like this
Fri, 6-May-22 12:00 AM
(13 days ago)
Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need sane advice
ksaint,
MissAshlee,
hunginsc,
casstess,
MellieK and 11 others, owbiglineman, lennynatural, KiwiPic, Straightjimbo93, bluebayour6, EmuLater, TopCat57, Mr&MrsSmitten, Laphroaigh, shy28boy and MrsTrellis like this
Thu, 5-May-22 11:14 PM
(13 days ago)

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug eight people at the same time.
MissAshlee,
ksaint,
Saturnfinger1,
hunginsc,
PumpkinPuppy and 11 others, Raven2005, Laphroaigh, Straightjimbo93, trouble2maker, AdeleGingerRaine, Heavy Chevy, Mr&MrsSmitten, joe_betty, GollyGi, shy28boy and Bbaggins4321 like this
Wed, 18-May-22 4:14 PM
(22 hours ago)
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic I refused. If I'm going to have sex, its going to be on my own Accord 😂
Allure,
vvv20482000,
soul69,
Peteflash,
Mr&MrsSmitten and 10 others, MrsTrellis, Relaxer, bluebayour6, whipman-uk, maraff, lennynatural, MellieK, AdeleGingerRaine, GollyGi and luvtub like this
Tue, 10-May-22 11:32 PM
(8 days ago)

I mentioned to say More Sun Less Clothes.
Danthaman827,
tugking70,
MissAshlee,
cmp304,
Straightjimbo93 and 10 others, LOVEXXXPORN, I_C_U, trouble2maker, Heavy Chevy, bluebayour6, mrjimm, spunky4u, Laphroaigh, Bbaggins4321 and headman44 like this
Tue, 10-May-22 11:19 PM
(8 days ago)

Apparently RSVP'ing to a wedding invite "maybe next time" isn't the correct response....
tugking70,
casstess,
Artistic,
Saturnfinger1,
FitMntGuyDL and 10 others, Jersey__Girl, MissAshlee, bimarriedbottom, lennynatural, ksaint, Heavy Chevy, bluebayour6, LordDunmore, WooWooWoman and MellieK like this
Sun, 8-May-22 2:43 AM
(11 days ago)
I wish all men who support overturning Roe v Wade a very pleasant never getting laid again. Evening/morning, status dwellers.
DanajustDana,
cmp304,
lennynatural,
Saturnfinger1,
gingersnap75 and 10 others, MissAshlee, MrsTrellis, Mr&MrsSmitten, ElGuapo78, Mr_Vein, gpflem, clittylicker, ksaint, KiwiPic and one_cunning like this
Fri, 6-May-22 7:16 PM
(12 days ago)
It’s raining, it’s pouring.. the old man is snoring. He went to bed and bumped his head and couldn’t get up in the morning….
Mr&MrsSmitten,
johnnyel,
casstess,
wikdwayz4u,
I_C_U and 10 others, spunky4u, steelrat60, beejay3232, mrjimm, LOVEXXXPORN, mistaboner, Laphroaigh, NakedWill329, aerodeck and mojo75nz like this
Thu, 12-May-22 9:26 PM
(6 days ago)
Some people you talk to you just wanna....
NaughtyKat,
Laphroaigh,
Drives62,
Mr_Vein,
aerodeck and 9 others, Mr&MrsSmitten, MissAshlee, tugking70, lennynatural, owbiglineman, KiwiPic, MellieK, LordDunmore and MrsTrellis like this
Wed, 11-May-22 6:27 PM
(7 days ago)
“Nicest hatchet wound I’ve seen in a long time” - that pm got the juices flowing.
Artistic,
lennynatural,
Mr_Vein,
LeHungOne,
bluebayour6 and 9 others, clittylicker, MrsTrellis, ronno1, mrjimm, Laphroaigh, cynw, cmp304, owbiglineman and Bbaggins4321 like this
Sun, 8-May-22 11:08 PM
(10 days ago)
The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots, let them hit the wall !
hunginsc,
MissAshlee,
ElGuapo78,
tugking70,
Heavy Chevy and 9 others, ksaint, cmp304, Boundtoplz, Saturnfinger1, lennynatural, AdeleGingerRaine, KiwiPic, Mr&MrsSmitten and Drives62 like this
Mon, 16-May-22 4:27 PM
(2 days ago)
It's not the size of your waist that matters, it's the size of your heart.
Mr&MrsSmitten,
Dignitea,
EmuLater,
Bbaggins4321,
lennynatural and 8 others, tugking70, Saturnfinger1, MissAshlee, Mr_Vein, roadtrip2021, luvtub, ksaint and Mine283 like this
Sat, 14-May-22 4:08 AM
(5 days ago)
Lemon drops, steak, and strawberry cotton candy. And tonight only gets better 😜
KiwiPic,
Lele_mi,
ksaint,
Wolvie-,
carmma and 8 others, I_C_U, NaughtyKat, Mr&MrsSmitten, MellieK, theroyalcouple, mojo75nz, bugguy905 and trouble2maker like this
Thu, 12-May-22 1:01 AM
(7 days ago)
So, you’re checking my status, ehh?
Jersey__Girl,
cmp304,
lennynatural,
Bbaggins4321,
bluebayour6 and 8 others, MissAshlee, Mr&MrsSmitten, roadtrip2021, luvtub, bugguy905, Agent_K, Mr_Vein and blacktiger1955 like this
Thu, 5-May-22 2:47 PM
(13 days ago)
Heard about dried grapes? I'm raisin awareness
maraff,
casstess,
tugking70,
Mr&MrsSmitten,
nosanity and 8 others, Shes_a_Sin, MellieK, EmuLater, ksaint, MissAshlee, Laphroaigh, lennynatural and bluebayour6 like this
Mon, 16-May-22 7:32 PM
(2 days ago)
30 days sober! I mean, not consecutively but over the years. Maybe... 😜
MrsTrellis,
MissAshlee,
maraff,
Bbaggins4321,
TopCat57 and 7 others, ksaint, Mr&MrsSmitten, Artistic, happyhumper69, PApda, Straightjimbo93 and nobozos like this
Mon, 16-May-22 2:32 PM
(3 days ago)
It might look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy
ksaint,
Relaxer,
Mr&MrsSmitten,
blacktiger1955,
Bbaggins4321 and 7 others, maraff, MissAshlee, MrsTrellis, luvtub, bluebayour6, PApda and Saturnfinger1 like this
Fri, 13-May-22 10:14 PM
(5 days ago)
Sometimes you can't see the forest for the trees,things in the background may be obscured......

<----- yes I'm back
MissAshlee,
Laphroaigh,
MellieK,
GollyGi,
Boundtoplz and 7 others, Straightjimbo93, bluebayour6, KiwiPic, mrjimm, ksaint, Mr&MrsSmitten and trouble2maker like this
Wed, 11-May-22 2:22 AM
(8 days ago)
Two weeks til my birthday! I got some awesome lingerie in the mail today 😍
MissAshlee,
LOVEXXXPORN,
owbiglineman,
cmp304,
lennynatural and 7 others, hunginsc, mrjimm, SpunkFlute27, Laphroaigh, beachthong34, Bbaggins4321 and blingerjr like this
Mon, 9-May-22 3:18 PM
(9 days ago)
Every time I put my phone on silent, it decides to play "hide and seek."
MissAshlee,
Dignitea,
EmuLater,
Bbaggins4321,
EastMac and 7 others, bugguy905, Artistic, lennynatural, Mr&MrsSmitten, Jersey__Girl, Heavy Chevy and mojo75nz like this
Wed, 18-May-22 6:33 AM
(1 day ago)
Today has started better. It’s sunny and W3, Q4356. That’ll see me through until the emergency 9:30 meeting at least 😂
Tue, 17-May-22 12:48 AM
(2 days ago)
Just so you know, NASA has a satellite that has photographed Uranus and then had the audacity to post those pictures online
Sun, 15-May-22 4:48 PM
(3 days ago)
Is MissAshlee trying to woo me from across the pond with this shirt?
I 💗 it & her!
Sat, 14-May-22 6:04 PM
(4 days ago)

Alright I guess I have to make restrictions? Please do not save my pictures without my permission. Please do not post tributes or anything along those lines without my permission.
Sat, 14-May-22 5:38 PM
(4 days ago)
What an utterly gorgeous day. Big smiles all round - hope yours is equally fabulous 😊
Sat, 14-May-22 11:37 AM
(5 days ago)
It's been awhile since I've signed in. Hope everyone is doing well.
Thu, 12-May-22 7:55 PM
(6 days ago)
Now I'm an active

WOO HOO!
Wed, 11-May-22 9:30 AM
(8 days ago)

Alright then! How much yummy have I missed? 😋😜
Mon, 9-May-22 10:51 PM
(9 days ago)
I forgot to mention, I got a stand with a light for my phone. Send me messages with ideas of what to shoot with it!
Mon, 9-May-22 12:27 PM
(10 days ago)

Job interview this afternoon. Hopefully it's something better than my current. Wish me luck.
Sun, 8-May-22 11:43 AM
(11 days ago)

Love comes when you least expect it, I never expected it and nearly 6 months later here we are 🥰 now to plan for our future xxxxxx
Sat, 7-May-22 10:13 PM
(11 days ago)
“She said, 'No, you learned that you have power - power and determination. I love you and I am proud of you. With those two things, you can go anywhere and everywhere.” ― Maya Angelou