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Tue, 14-Sep-21 9:47 AM (6 days ago)
How cool it would be if people with FWB, FB, Casual partners invited those to join NN instead of posting their pics,,,,,,
You guys are amazing! Congrats, Mr and Mrs Undie. xxx
(7 days ago)
That’s a fabulous silhouette. Well deserved winner
(7 days ago)
undisclosedid1 likes this
GottaBeMissbehavin? It does have a ring to it 
(6 days ago)
Wed, 8-Sep-21 4:36 PM (12 days ago)
PSA: I know about 40 people who have had covid to varying degrees. It's killed three of them. I also know well over 200 people that are fully vaccinated - none of them have died. Just sayin'.
Now I'm curious. Has anyone died from wearing a mask?
(11 days ago)
I stopped drinking Corona because of the damn mask requirement!
(11 days ago)
That is funny, Lenny! You can accidentally waterboard yourself trying to do that.
(11 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Tue, 7-Sep-21 2:29 PM (13 days ago)
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
Sat, 18-Sep-21 7:02 PM (2 days ago)
I'm using porn and football to neglect my responsibilities. I'm unashamed.
*Wipes the lenses of my specs as I read that initially as "kissing bums "....
(3 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
How many calories would hubby burn watching us kiss?
(3 days ago)
Sat, 11-Sep-21 4:35 PM (9 days ago)
I get that the new(not so new now) picture rule makes posting less exciting but I think it's better then it was before aside from having the constant statuses about theirs being moderated off.
Sat, 11-Sep-21 12:27 PM (9 days ago)
I guess I can't tell the kid he cannot have Spaghettios for bfast when I'm having beefaroni, huh?
Fri, 10-Sep-21 8:47 AM (10 days ago)
Another fun evening taking pics, I think there will be enough "keepers" to tip us over the thousand picture mark. At which point i expect cake... Xx
Thu, 9-Sep-21 11:14 PM (10 days ago)
I am going to a pool in a few days so expect some swimming costume pictures
Thu, 9-Sep-21 4:08 PM (11 days ago)
After months away, i have finally just not uploaded 5 brand new pics 
You get a bit of a saw arse if you get bumped up a lot.
(9 days ago)
Mon, 13-Sep-21 12:31 PM (7 days ago)
I tried doing a survey on what shampoo woman used in the shower. 96% screamed and told me to get out.
Hiya Kim. I have bumped into in ages. I hope all is good with you.
(7 days ago)
kimberly_1229 likes this
Thu, 9-Sep-21 12:23 AM (11 days ago)
wowsers, a recent comment on one of my pics, telling me what I should and shouldnt show and do and to 'do better' .... fuck me some guys have no concept of being nice
I know how much I took for granted as far as people getting good pics, then I tried myself (haha). Much appreciation to the ones that get it done. I sometimes suggest a few things not mean like that,
(11 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
blue, mine arent that good but unless I ask for suggestions, I dont take kindly to being told what I should take or post.
(11 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Its gonna sound like I'm arguing, but am not..... I get what your saying and try to stay away from such, as for your pictures.....I'd say they're fantastic
(11 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Because your slaying it shell lets all join the shelly club x
(1 day ago)
AmateurShelly likes this
If you want to be in the bj and fucking categories, I've got a dick you can use! 😜
(1 day ago)
Every once in a while somebody ends up with multiple pictures on the home page. Looks like it's your turn now! Showing your face helps. I've been on the home page a couple of times.
(1 day ago)
AmateurShelly likes this
Wed, 15-Sep-21 3:02 PM (5 days ago)
Pics may have to be approved by mods before they're posted now, but if I see what looks like revenge pics to me, they'll still be reported!
Wed, 15-Sep-21 10:44 AM (5 days ago)
I asked my daughter to give me a phone book. She laughed at me, called me a boomer and lent me her iPhone. So, the spider is dead, her phone is broken and she is furious...
Not to nitpick but I think they are from last century....and I think it was meant to be a joke
(5 days ago)
clittylicker likes this
Sat, 11-Sep-21 5:58 PM (9 days ago)
There we are then, new pics up - over the 1000 count for pics. Time to rest on laurels and eat cake, drink gin Xx thanks for all the love NN Xx
Great achievement Gin is always a great celebratory drink.
Gin is always a great celebratory drink.
(8 days ago)
Persephone_brown likes this
Sun, 12-Sep-21 3:52 PM (8 days ago)
I need to lose 4 pounds this week, so we're gonna have to forego the food talk in here. Okay? 👌 Thanks! 😊
Sat, 11-Sep-21 3:50 AM (9 days ago)
Loving this cooler weather at night. Autumn is in the air. 🙂
That cool air running over your soft skin switching on your mind relaxing you as you dream sweet dreams
(9 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
hi sxy
(9 days ago)
bad Gotta
Early to bed, Early He will rise Have fun my Sexy Friend
Have fun my Sexy Friend
(9 days ago)
Fri, 10-Sep-21 10:22 PM (9 days ago)
*Wanders back in...straightening her clothing* Hello again. 😁👋
Tue, 14-Sep-21 7:41 AM (6 days ago)
Small dicks shoot the biggest loads most big dicks just dribble
The reason is that big dicks penetrate deeper so the little tadpoles don't have so far to swim after they leave the cum cannon.
(5 days ago)
Tue, 14-Sep-21 5:45 AM (6 days ago)
My first ever 9 letters word at countdown & no smartpants needed. 
Ah! Insomnia what you do to me! 
Mon, 13-Sep-21 12:08 PM (7 days ago)
I find it impossible to predict which pics will be popular; just goes to show how men/women differ! 😂
Just today. Had Honey Fig at a gourmet shop. Yummo.
(7 days ago)
Sun, 12-Sep-21 8:11 AM (8 days ago)
think its time to let the girls free for the day .... good evening and happy sinday to you all
Thu, 9-Sep-21 7:28 PM (11 days ago)
I wonder how closely people look at their pics after photoshopping them,do ylthey look to see if any doors or windows end up looking like they belong in a Funhouse
And you never find yourself back there *runs away quickly>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
(10 days ago)
Straightjimbo93 likes this
Tue, 7-Sep-21 7:37 PM (12 days ago)
Had a Great Holiday, Over Orgsamed too. my pussy AND my clit are sore.and that's ok too
Mon, 20-Sep-21 9:26 AM (10 hours ago)
just posted 2 new pic of my 
4 u 2 
2 & found all these kewl nn emjois
4 u 2 2 & found all these kewl nn emjois
Need to come up with new adjectives. Breathtaking and stunning are understatements. I love ass more than breathing but wow, the pic of your breasts…magnificent!
(8 hours ago)
AmateurShelly likes this
Well, I'm off, but then you already knew that. Laters, peeps. xx
(23 hours ago)
flitterbee likes this
Sat, 18-Sep-21 12:02 PM (2 days ago)
I hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home only # 1,3,5,7,9 were done. Turns out he only does odd jobs. 
mine are off? 
* quickly puts panties back on
* quickly puts panties back on
(3 days ago)
time .... cheers and aveagoodweekend !! 
Thu, 16-Sep-21 10:34 PM (3 days ago)
I need grabbed around the waist and ravaged. Hubby you on to see?
I usually start a little higher, then work my way down
(3 days ago)
Candy52958 likes this
cheeky gurl
(3 days