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Tue, 14-Sep-21 9:47 AM (6 days ago)
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How cool it would be if people with FWB, FB, Casual partners invited those to join NN instead of posting their pics,,,,,,
I can think of so many women I'd like to invite here!
(6 days ago)
well take a chance grin
(6 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Unfortunately I think I'd be doomed to failure.
(6 days ago)
I think the word you are looking for is *Amazingly mindblowing* sunshine...I think if we all held our breath waiting for the day we'd all expiresmile
(6 days ago)
spunky4u and Artistic like this
you are correct Adele but I am enjoying good friendship a newbie
(6 days ago)
Mon, 13-Sep-21 2:33 AM (7 days ago)
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Winner of the Silhouette Challenge Congratulation!
You guys are amazing! Congrats, Mr and Mrs Undie. xxx
(7 days ago)
That is awesome, congrats you two!
(7 days ago)
undisclosedid1 likes this
Thank You! I am truly surprised to have been chosen from amongst all the other FaNNtastic entriessmile
(7 days ago)
Artistic likes this
That’s a fabulous silhouette. Well deserved winner
(7 days ago)
undisclosedid1 likes this
Awesome picture, congrats smile
(7 days ago)
undisclosedid1 likes this
Mon, 13-Sep-21 9:49 PM (6 days ago)
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It's always fun when I'm unsupervised in status. michael
GottaBeMissbehavin? It does have a ring to it wink
(6 days ago)
GottaBeMe and Jersey__Girl like this
Beware the pork sword
(6 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
my super-vision says your nekkid
(6 days ago)
DanajustDana likes this
Me thinks Gotta deserves a fractional tip! LOL
(6 days ago)
cmp304 likes this
Oh cmon she deserves the full tip!
(6 days ago)
DanajustDana likes this
Wed, 8-Sep-21 4:36 PM (12 days ago)
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PSA: I know about 40 people who have had covid to varying degrees. It's killed three of them. I also know well over 200 people that are fully vaccinated - none of them have died. Just sayin'.
Now I'm curious. Has anyone died from wearing a mask?
(11 days ago)
Was that a rhetorical question, Pad?
(11 days ago)
I stopped drinking Corona because of the damn mask requirement!
(11 days ago)
Come on, that ^^^ that's funny!
(11 days ago)
cmp304 likes this
That is funny, Lenny! You can accidentally waterboard yourself trying to do that.
(11 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Tue, 7-Sep-21 2:29 PM (13 days ago)
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A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
*rimshot
(13 days ago)
Fire_brand likes this
Hiya Fire
(13 days ago)
Fire_brand likes this
They didn’t catch him, he WANTED to be caught.
(13 days ago)
Fire_brand likes this
Whoops...I got sidetracked after posting this. Hello, Wilson *waves* . You are probably correct, Bi!! LOL
(13 days ago)
Sat, 18-Sep-21 7:02 PM (2 days ago)
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I'm using porn and football to neglect my responsibilities. I'm unashamed.
Me too. Also unapologetic. What’s football?
(2 days ago)
Porn, football (soccer), alcohol and videogames! I'm world class at avoiding adulting!
(1 day ago)
Ummm naked porn football should be interesting...
(1 day ago)
Kell2333 likes this
A woman after my own heart!
(15 hours ago)
Kell2333 likes this
Good girl 🤪
(13 hours ago)
Thu, 16-Sep-21 5:28 PM (4 days ago)
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Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?grin
*Wipes the lenses of my specs as I read that initially as "kissing bums "....
(3 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Kissing is very underrated
(3 days ago)
I always wonder how these data are collected..
(3 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
How many calories would hubby burn watching us kiss?
(3 days ago)
Nope but a warm up would help
(3 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sat, 11-Sep-21 4:35 PM (9 days ago)
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I get that the new(not so new now) picture rule makes posting less exciting but I think it's better then it was before aside from having the constant statuses about theirs being moderated off.
Raven hovers @ about 100ft it the air just in case still having sweet thought about Gingers LOL
(7 days ago)
Lends lips her plane...go get him sexy legswink
(7 days ago)
I think I see the lovely flitter around *waves hellosmile👋
(7 days ago)
Good night, Ginger! xx Me tired! 💋
(7 days ago)
Me too lovely Dana...mind if I cuddle?smile💋💋
(7 days ago)
Sat, 11-Sep-21 12:27 PM (9 days ago)
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I guess I can't tell the kid he cannot have Spaghettios for bfast when I'm having beefaroni, huh?
i guess if i hadnt been a "keychild" with single parent i would have been none the wiser
(8 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I had woke up one morning to a strange sound, girlfriend (at the time,) was trying to heat coffee and a gold(metal) rimmed cup; two minutes of it arcing evidently didn't seem a concern to her unsure
(8 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Well if she turned off the microwave her coffee wouldn't be hot...silly
(8 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I remember as a kid, my "rich" aunt & uncle got a microwave. It was huge and we all thought it would give us cancer or something. My Mom said to stay away from it. LOL
(8 days ago)
cmp304 and PApda like this
You could try 😀
(8 days ago)
Fri, 10-Sep-21 8:47 AM (10 days ago)
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Another fun evening taking pics, I think there will be enough "keepers" to tip us over the thousand picture mark. At which point i expect cake... Xx
Wow that’s a huge gallery!
(10 days ago)
Persephone_brown likes this
I think the word you are looking for Wilson is *spectacularwink
(10 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
I’ll need to review it first before I bestow that rating!
(10 days ago)
On that note…
(10 days ago)
No you have to take my word for it lol...they have a spectacular gallery.wink
(10 days ago)
Thu, 9-Sep-21 11:14 PM (10 days ago)
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I am going to a pool in a few days so expect some swimming costume pictures
I can't wait !
(10 days ago)
I love to see you when you're wet. smile
(10 days ago)
Oh I can't wait, I will be like puppy waiting at door 🤣
(9 days ago)
Thu, 9-Sep-21 4:08 PM (11 days ago)
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After months away, i have finally just not uploaded 5 brand new pics smile
See, saw. Its a balancing act.
(9 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Bit up and down really
(9 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Pivotal moment.
(9 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
You get a bit of a saw arse if you get bumped up a lot.
(9 days ago)
I missed the party, they're not there today. mellow
(9 days ago)
Wed, 15-Sep-21 10:05 PM (4 days ago)
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Mornings were made for sleeping, wild sex and bacon.
Sex in bacon
(4 days ago)
I love wild bacon
(4 days ago)
Yessssssss 😀
(3 days ago)
Bacon and sex..... yes please
(3 days ago)
Bacon, wild sex, sleeping depending on how hungry you are....
(3 days ago)
Mon, 13-Sep-21 12:31 PM (7 days ago)
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I tried doing a survey on what shampoo woman used in the shower. 96% screamed and told me to get out.
Kimberly, thank you, love your pics x
(6 days ago)
LOL i would be more concerned how you got into my house tongue
(6 days ago)
Drives62 likes this
Artistic you must have known i was coming, 😜 ☺
(6 days ago)
Artistic likes this
It was the funny face you were pulling that convinced her.
(6 days ago)
Artistic and Drives62 like this
^^^^^^ nutters LOL
(6 days ago)
Drives62 likes this
Sun, 12-Sep-21 5:51 PM (8 days ago)
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happy no undies sunday NN friends and favorites
Hi k and juicy
(7 days ago)
Agent_K and juicy like this
Hiya Kim. I have bumped into in ages. I hope all is good with you.
(7 days ago)
kimberly_1229 likes this
All is 👍. Despite working in the healthcare field I’ve missed covid personally
(7 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
Nighty Night all. Play nice 😊
(7 days ago)
i don't even own a pair of underwear w00t
(7 days ago)
kimberly_1229 likes this
Thu, 9-Sep-21 12:23 AM (11 days ago)
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wowsers, a recent comment on one of my pics, telling me what I should and shouldnt show and do and to 'do better' .... fuck me some guys have no concept of being nice
And what might that be FB? Lol! Hola!
(11 days ago)
I know how much I took for granted as far as people getting good pics, then I tried myself (haha). Much appreciation to the ones that get it done. I sometimes suggest a few things not mean like that,
(11 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
blue, mine arent that good but unless I ask for suggestions, I dont take kindly to being told what I should take or post.
(11 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Its gonna sound like I'm arguing, but am not..... I get what your saying and try to stay away from such, as for your pictures.....I'd say they're fantastic smile
(11 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
nah, you dont sound like that at all blue and thanks smile
(11 days ago)
Wed, 8-Sep-21 11:24 PM (11 days ago)
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Star Trek debuted 55 years ago today
I started it during 2020.. now I reach 2nd season of Voyager XD lockdown problem solved.. (I wasn't aware NN exist otherwise.. )
(11 days ago)
Fond memories of the original. The Next Generation was great, some of the spin offs.
(11 days ago)
I see there are other Trekkie people on here. Beam me up Scotty
(11 days ago)
How about the new Star Trek Picard
(11 days ago)
bimarriedbottom likes this
I love mindless tv....
(11 days ago)
Tue, 7-Sep-21 3:22 PM (13 days ago)
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All verified!
Congrats! Great verification pics.
(13 days ago)
Awwww that's great!!!!
(13 days ago)
And did you enjoy giving your bj to the invisible man?
(13 days ago)
Sun, 19-Sep-21 8:18 AM (1 day ago)
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im on the homepage 4 times thats crazy kewl lol
your body is crazy
(1 day ago)
AmateurShelly likes this
After review… I can see why. Fantastic gallery🔥🔥🔥
(1 day ago)
AmateurShelly likes this
Because your slaying it shell lets all join the shelly club x
(1 day ago)
AmateurShelly likes this
If you want to be in the bj and fucking categories, I've got a dick you can use! 😜
(1 day ago)
AmateurShelly and MellieK like this
Every once in a while somebody ends up with multiple pictures on the home page. Looks like it's your turn now! Showing your face helps. I've been on the home page a couple of times.
(1 day ago)
AmateurShelly likes this
Wed, 15-Sep-21 3:02 PM (5 days ago)
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Pics may have to be approved by mods before they're posted now, but if I see what looks like revenge pics to me, they'll still be reported!
schnakes need summat ta ate, int nature wonderful grin
(5 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Mr_Vein is correct. If we see something wrong, Report it.We are all mods in a certain way.
(5 days ago)
But of course sexy Mrsmile
(5 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Ravers, dear, we over this shit now, do be qwiet grin
(5 days ago)
Woders.. Don't let da Snakes bite yer...Let alone EAT yer...eek
(5 days ago)
Wed, 15-Sep-21 10:44 AM (5 days ago)
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I asked my daughter to give me a phone book. She laughed at me, called me a boomer and lent me her iPhone. So, the spider is dead, her phone is broken and she is furious...
*in best Morgan Freeman...''He's right, you know.'' ^^^^
(5 days ago)
Not to nitpick but I think they are from last century....and I think it was meant to be a joke
(5 days ago)
clittylicker likes this
I don’t know…I could never find any hot porn in the old phone book whereas my iPhone accesses all manner of perversion on request it’s a great time to be alive!
(5 days ago)
Capt. James.T.Kirk started it when he Mobile Phoned Scotty to Beam Him Up...eek
(5 days ago)
Saw a documentary about the invention of the cellphone. Star Trek was named as the goal. Love it!
(5 days ago)
Tue, 14-Sep-21 1:37 PM (6 days ago)
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Finally got new phone so I can chat again ❤️ love NN ❤️
Sat, 11-Sep-21 5:58 PM (9 days ago)
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There we are then, new pics up - over the 1000 count for pics. Time to rest on laurels and eat cake, drink gin Xx thanks for all the love NN Xx
your are lovingly naughty
(8 days ago)
Persephone_brown likes this
Great achievement smile Gin is always a great celebratory drink.
(8 days ago)
Persephone_brown likes this
What a combo xx
(7 days ago)
Sun, 12-Sep-21 3:52 PM (8 days ago)
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I need to lose 4 pounds this week, so we're gonna have to forego the food talk in here. Okay? 👌 Thanks! 😊
I hear you about walking, GBM. I like it, but I like it better when I can switch up venues, see different places. Harder to do as we lose daylight now
(7 days ago)
Anyone interested, my blog has some articles from an app I use, helps with my mindset
(7 days ago)
Do It To It Gotta!
(7 days ago)
Dam gotta the food recipes and good tangling advise was the main reason for me to join NN lol
(7 days ago)
I'm trying for 10 😕
(3 days ago)
Sat, 11-Sep-21 3:50 AM (9 days ago)
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Loving this cooler weather at night. Autumn is in the air. 🙂
hello pg ! smile
(9 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
That cool air running over your soft skin switching on your mind relaxing you as you dream sweet dreams
(9 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
Hi Flitterbee! 😊
(9 days ago)
Then I come along and take you from behind
(9 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
hi sxy
(9 days ago)
Sat, 11-Sep-21 12:19 AM (9 days ago)
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*climbing into bed with my honey* G'nite pervs! ✌
honey in bed ohmy spank bad Gotta
(9 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Sweet dirty dreams wink and thank for the spelling lesson and pic ideas 😁
(9 days ago)
Early to bed, Early He will rise wink Have fun my Sexy Friend smile
(9 days ago)
Artistic and bluebayour6 like this
night!
(9 days ago)
Fri, 10-Sep-21 10:22 PM (9 days ago)
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*Wanders back in...straightening her clothing* Hello again. 😁👋
Steady the hand not to drop the glass & take it to the mouth! Yumyum that's tasty drink! 😁😘
(9 days ago)
Glass? You so fancy, B! 🤣
(9 days ago)
001Bella likes this
You might say I have a passion for it Rave thumbup1
(9 days ago)
Raven2005 likes this
There's some gems about in here thumbup
(9 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
I only drink from the bottle of wine behind closed doors. raspberry
(9 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Fri, 10-Sep-21 12:17 PM (10 days ago)
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Thank fuck its Friday!
Yippee! almost drinking time smile
(10 days ago)
uummm, it's Saturday.
(10 days ago)
Was still Friday night when I posted Royals smile
(9 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Hi SS! 💋💋
(9 days ago)
Shes_a_Sin likes this
thank fuck its the weekend .. hiya xxx
(9 days ago)
Shes_a_Sin likes this
Tue, 7-Sep-21 2:21 PM (13 days ago)
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HPpy boobie day and hard cock day
You have the former, I have the latter 😁
(13 days ago)
Hmmm.. your beautiful perfect boobies have my cock rock hard! Yup happy times! 😘
(11 days ago)
you make my cock soooooo hard, thank you
(6 days ago)
Wed, 15-Sep-21 12:41 AM (5 days ago)
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Blessed, first baby born and he’s perfect! 😍👶🏻✨
Congratulations!!!
(5 days ago)
BDN_91 likes this
Congrats!
(5 days ago)
BDN_91 likes this
Congrats!
(5 days ago)
BDN_91 likes this
Mazeltov!
(5 days ago)
BDN_91 likes this
Congratulations, health, happiness and a long life. heart
(5 days ago)
BDN_91 likes this
Tue, 14-Sep-21 7:41 AM (6 days ago)
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Small dicks shoot the biggest loads most big dicks just dribble
Wouldn't it be nice if those gentlemen (ahem) actually believed you, wilson?
(5 days ago)
Let’s keep it mysterious for you ladies
(5 days ago)
The reason is that big dicks penetrate deeper so the little tadpoles don't have so far to swim after they leave the cum cannon. smile
(5 days ago)
😂😂😂😭
(5 days ago)
Shes_a_Sin likes this
For me it's all about how long is been since my last ejaculation. Right now, it wouldn't be much, but if I could go for a while day without stroking it .........
(5 days ago)
Tue, 14-Sep-21 5:45 AM (6 days ago)
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My first ever 9 letters word at countdown & no smartpants needed. yahoo  Ah! Insomnia what you do to me! glare
Sunny 17/62 here
(6 days ago)
001Bella likes this
< Will nevva leave the norty corner like this....
(6 days ago)
001Bella likes this
Still,it's a good thing I nevva commented on her being "dripping wet" eh?
(6 days ago)
001Bella likes this
Not too bad at your end Arti.
(6 days ago)
Artistic likes this
But you couldn't resist coming back to comment on it, could you!?  @Maraff
(6 days ago)
Mon, 13-Sep-21 12:08 PM (7 days ago)
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I find it impossible to predict which pics will be popular; just goes to show how men/women differ! 😂
I find the same. But all part of the fun, Mellie!
(7 days ago)
MellieK likes this
I would guess that if you are in the pic, it will be popular
(7 days ago)
cream of the crop
(7 days ago)
How true on many levels, but there are different degrees....
(7 days ago)
Thank goodness we’re not all the same. Variety is the spice of life.
(7 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Mon, 13-Sep-21 11:24 AM (7 days ago)
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Arghhh it's Monday! Someone stole my Saturday & Sunday! whip
Good evening all!
(6 days ago)
What happens on Monday? My Monday or your Monday Man of the future!? @ Mojo I don't want to think of my Tuesday yet. Kidding myself here. My brain has already prepared Tuesdays schedule.
(6 days ago)
mojo75nz likes this
Pffft! Me sleep! As if my oldest lover would let me! @ Arti
(6 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Yeah and you're not getting them back....well ok not for at least 4 daysgrin
(6 days ago)
I know! 😒 And it's set to be for 5 days! 😭
(6 days ago)
Sun, 12-Sep-21 4:43 PM (8 days ago)
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What’s your favourite ice cream flavour? Xx
Just today. Had Honey Fig at a gourmet shop. Yummo.
(7 days ago)
spunky19 and Jersey__Girl like this
Bit of hokey pokey is always good
(7 days ago)
I_C_U likes this
Most definitely coffee
(1 day ago)
Coconut.
(1 day ago)
Goody goody gum drops smile
(1 day ago)
Sun, 12-Sep-21 9:30 AM (8 days ago)
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Mrs Jones is in the house
What was your previous username?
(8 days ago)
MrsJonesxxx likes this
wow nice!
(8 days ago)
MrsJonesxxx likes this
mr jones?
(8 days ago)
MrsJonesxxx likes this
We got a thing going on..i wish, I wish
(8 days ago)
Wish I was in that house! Lucky Mr Jones!
(5 days ago)
Sun, 12-Sep-21 8:11 AM (8 days ago)
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think its time to let the girls free for the day .... good evening and happy sinday to you all
shall we put a wig nad a dress on 'im too ?
(8 days ago)
Let the twins get some air
(8 days ago)
oh no, cant get air just yet, soon maxie
(8 days ago)
Party on girls 🙌
(8 days ago)
Hello lovely flitter...have a great,evening is it?
(8 days ago)
Sat, 11-Sep-21 1:13 PM (9 days ago)
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I tripped over my wife's bra, it was a boobie trap
Polish, Hungarian? not pepperoni
(9 days ago)
In this case it's American pure beef
(9 days ago)
nope, never herd of it?
(9 days ago)
Maybe not but she likes it long and hard
(9 days ago)
ah Schnitzengrubens, frozen, riiiiiiggght
(9 days ago)
Sat, 11-Sep-21 7:53 AM (9 days ago)
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ok now! i have an...Artistic... photo!
Beautiful
(9 days ago)
hele77 likes this
Wow stunning!!
(9 days ago)
hele77 likes this
Beautiful!
(9 days ago)
hele77 likes this
+ more...smile...
(9 days ago)
hele77 likes this
artistic and antarctic
(9 days ago)
hele77 likes this
Thu, 9-Sep-21 7:28 PM (11 days ago)
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I wonder how closely people look at their pics after photoshopping them,do ylthey look to see if any doors or windows end up looking like they belong in a FunhouseLOL
Hi sexy ass.wink
(10 days ago)
Center61 likes this
Hi sexy friend
(10 days ago)
I'll be honest ..I always check the background fk
(10 days ago)
For anything "odd" LOL
(10 days ago)
And you never find yourself back there *runs away quickly>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
(10 days ago)
Straightjimbo93 likes this
Tue, 7-Sep-21 7:37 PM (12 days ago)
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Had a Great Holiday, Over Orgsamed too. my pussy AND my clit are sore.and that's ok too
Can one really “over” orgasm?
(12 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
So its a good pain
(12 days ago)
Reads like an NN version of a review on TripAdvisor smile
(12 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Mon, 20-Sep-21 9:26 AM (10 hours ago)
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just posted 2 new pic of my bounce 4 u 2 jerk 2 & found all these kewl nn emjois LOL
Need to come up with new adjectives. Breathtaking and stunning are understatements. I love ass more than breathing but wow, the pic of your breasts…magnificent!
(8 hours ago)
AmateurShelly likes this
y'all r 2 much! oh & the pics r live now yay yahoo
(8 hours ago)
mojo75nz and Mr_Vein like this
Delicious!!!!
(8 hours ago)
AmateurShelly likes this
You have got me hooked ! ! ! redeyes
(8 hours ago)
AmateurShelly likes this
there are many cool cooljawdropboxingpaintball
(7 hours ago)
AmateurShelly likes this
Sun, 19-Sep-21 6:31 PM (1 day ago)
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Happy Sunday, status dwellers, except for flitterbee.
Hi, honey. I missed you. smile
(23 hours ago)
Hi, lovely Adele. I assumed she was wink
(23 hours ago)
ausfoIey and flitterbee like this
Hi, Laphroaigh (do you have a nickname?). Who said anything about a fur coat? wink
(23 hours ago)
Well, I'm off, but then you already knew that. Laters, peeps. xx
(23 hours ago)
flitterbee likes this
well.. maybe Laph pronunced "Laugh" would be nice grin
(23 hours ago)
Sat, 18-Sep-21 12:02 PM (2 days ago)
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I hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home only # 1,3,5,7,9 were done. Turns out he only does odd jobs. laugh
omg, loolollool
(2 days ago)
well.. an odd job is not even job
(2 days ago)
I suppose you need to even up and things yourself LOL
(2 days ago)
* do
(2 days ago)
Fri, 17-Sep-21 7:33 AM (3 days ago)
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Slipping off my panties for Fuck Me Friday!!
^^^ Just noticed myself. That's pretty cheeky flitt! wink
(3 days ago)
Devonmature likes this
Very cheeky!!
(3 days ago)
I'm on my way
(3 days ago)
Swtcherry likes this
mine are off? eek * quickly puts panties back on
(3 days ago)
Niceeeeeee 😀
(3 days ago)
Fri, 17-Sep-21 5:57 AM (3 days ago)
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beerdrink time .... cheers and aveagoodweekend !! smile
New pp is better 😜
(3 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
haha mister, good tongue
(3 days ago)
You too Mr Walker!!
(3 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Thanks for the beer 😘😝😘
(3 days ago)
Hey lovely flittersmile
(3 days ago)
Thu, 16-Sep-21 10:34 PM (3 days ago)
tip
I need grabbed around the waist and ravaged. Hubby you on to see?
Mobilefan you are always way too kind.
(3 days ago)
Only ravaged🤪
(3 days ago)
Candy52958 likes this
I usually start a little higher, then work my way down wink
(3 days ago)
Candy52958 likes this
Or vice versa smile
(3 days ago)
Candy52958 likes this
cheeky gurl LOL
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