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Mon, 25-Mar-24 7:07 PM
(3 days ago)
It’s time to move on from here. Thank you for the likes comments and messages. You don’t know how much you have helped me. Love you all x
naturalnjguy,
hornyfukcer,
Ohioman_1979,
Mr_Vein,
SexAndWine and 17 others, Rick12111, anonymouspisces, ksaint, trickie2, SashaDoll, misterquidpro, Straightjimbo93, new27323, joe_betty, redduck906, Pete_from_Aus, Raven2005, UnclePee, Justmedamian, McPhallus, LikesTwo and Agent_K like this
Sun, 17-Mar-24 6:02 AM
(12 days ago)
At the risk of sounding mean, I just have to say, I know everyone has their own reasons to be on this site, but when your entire personality is your cock, it’s no wonder I don’t respond excitedly 😂
rodswim,
fetish69,
hornyfukcer,
anonymouspisces,
PUSSYLVR72 and 11 others, theroyalcouple, Mr_Vein, smitten4u, tugking70, Saetyrical, Artistic, GottaBeMe, happyhumper69, EmuLater, MitchandDaisy and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Thu, 21-Mar-24 1:16 AM
(8 days ago)
Why did the narcissist cross the road? They thought it was a boundary.
fetish69,
Straightjimbo93,
LOVEXXXPORN,
ksaint,
Rick12111 and 10 others, smitten4u, Mr_Vein, McPhallus, Ohioman_1979, lennynatural, MrsTrellis, misterquidpro, gpflem, Raven2005 and Cupcake22249 like this
Wed, 20-Mar-24 5:36 PM
(8 days ago)
Wild Wacky Workday Wednesday!
Mr_Vein,
sidders73,
Rick12111,
Bbaggins4321,
tugking70 and 9 others, SpiritWolf68, gpflem, LOVEXXXPORN, markh232, McPhallus, nosanity, jask13, Raven2005 and An4kinSkywalker like this
Thu, 28-Mar-24 4:12 PM
(23 hours ago)
sidders73,
rhinostool,
Ohioman_1979,
anonymouspisces,
smitten4u and 8 others, Mr_Vein, misterquidpro, Raven2005, Straightjimbo93, tugking70, LOVEXXXPORN, Fbvines and wikdwayz4u like this
Sat, 23-Mar-24 11:10 PM
(5 days ago)
In less than 48 hours I'll have a new hip. Who said I was square?
tugking70,
undisclosedid1,
smitten4u,
Straightjimbo93,
AdeleGingerRaine and 8 others, juicy, SpiritWolf68, McPhallus, gingersnap75, happyhumper69, EmuLater, Mr_Vein and MellieK like this
Sat, 23-Mar-24 8:41 PM
(5 days ago)
Banana bread in the oven,thought I'd add some extra sweetness with some shredded sweetened coconut...hello one and all,yes even you 😋
Raven2005,
SpiritWolf68,
MitchandDaisy,
smitten4u,
Freckles and 8 others, Artistic, McPhallus, Straightjimbo93, gingersnap75, tugking70, theroyalcouple, Mr_Vein and MellieK like this
Tue, 26-Mar-24 12:54 PM
(3 days ago)
Sometimes I'll be looking at a man's gallery and I'll be thinking "Does this man not have an ass!"
Morning y'all
Thu, 21-Mar-24 4:55 PM
(7 days ago)
If I give you an IOU would you suck my clit?😏
Mon, 18-Mar-24 12:31 PM
(11 days ago)
Never be so kind you forget to be clever, never be so clever you forget to be kind 💜🌈
Sun, 17-Mar-24 11:35 AM
(12 days ago)
"Irish wristwatch" ..Nope, still can't say it. Top O' the morning (or evening) to ya! 🍀👋
Thu, 28-Mar-24 10:21 PM
(16 hours ago)
Hello Lovelies ❤️ THANK YOU, for all your support in this difficult time! We're making the most of our time with her
Mon, 25-Mar-24 12:10 AM
(4 days ago)
It'll be a great day when some people realized other people didnt all win the genetic lottery but actually W O R K to look like they do...
Thu, 21-Mar-24 8:22 AM
(8 days ago)
Just ordered 3 pizzas. Forgot to update my address. Pizzas now being delivered to an AirBnB in Noble Park, Victoria. 800 km away!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fri, 15-Mar-24 9:49 PM
(13 days ago)
Maybe slightly tipsy.. 😏
Wed, 27-Mar-24 10:57 AM
(2 days ago)
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends. So she said I was useless in bed. Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Sun, 24-Mar-24 12:57 PM
(5 days ago)
Happy birthday to Mrs RC. Please help her celebrate by having big world wide parties for her. 🎉🎉🎉♥️🌹🎂🍻🥂🍾🍺
Thu, 21-Mar-24 7:01 PM
(7 days ago)
We might break out the paints later for a few new pics. Any requests besides face pics will be considered.
Thu, 21-Mar-24 4:50 AM
(8 days ago)
Feeling a little lonely tonight. Wish your arms were around me holding me tight.
Sat, 16-Mar-24 1:09 PM
(13 days ago)
Is there anything better than waking up to a beautiful, aroused woman? I think not! Good morning everyone, it's going to be an awesome day! 🌞
Mon, 25-Mar-24 10:31 PM
(3 days ago)
I love you, sweet beautiful Claire. You were my best friend, and nothing and no one could ever replace you. 💔
Sat, 23-Mar-24 10:09 PM
(5 days ago)
Got a huge scotch tonight. Anyone joining?
Sat, 23-Mar-24 2:45 PM
(6 days ago)
Account starts as a petite, 27 yr old female in Mexico. Then posts video of a man shoving stuff in his dick. Changes it to "couple" after being reported. Is now a 44 yr old female in Belgium.
Thu, 21-Mar-24 10:28 AM
(8 days ago)
Sometimes when you cry nobody sees your tears..Sometimes when you're hurt nobody sees your pain..Sometimes when you're sad nobody sees your sorrow...'BUT FART JUST ONE TIME!'
Tue, 19-Mar-24 7:50 AM
(10 days ago)
Good morning! Hope you all have a wonderful day! ✌🏼
Sun, 17-Mar-24 10:32 AM
(12 days ago)
I feel like you guys just get me sometimes...
Sat, 16-Mar-24 10:12 AM
(13 days ago)
My boss wants me to sign up for a 401(k)..There's no freaking way I'm running that far!🤪🤣
Fri, 15-Mar-24 6:03 PM
(13 days ago)
Hi everybody ♥️
Wed, 27-Mar-24 5:16 PM
(1 day ago)
Fri, 22-Mar-24 2:42 AM
(7 days ago)
Hello-lo-lo-lo anyone here..here..here... echo echo echo...
Sun, 17-Mar-24 8:03 PM
(11 days ago)
*Had some fun with some new NN stamped pics! Time to spatchcock and grill now. Hope y'all like the new pics! 🖌️
Sat, 16-Mar-24 11:08 PM
(12 days ago)
Blah blah blah blah....blah
Fri, 15-Mar-24 8:34 PM
(13 days ago)
*stumbles around looking for eye bleach and memory eraser after pic modding*
Fri, 15-Mar-24 7:45 PM
(13 days ago)
Has resorted to reading glasses 😫
Wed, 27-Mar-24 11:05 AM
(2 days ago)
Alone in the office! Again!! Having a sneaky perv!!
Tue, 26-Mar-24 9:44 PM
(2 days ago)
Someone sent this to me and said I should be a cartoon 🤣
Tue, 26-Mar-24 4:48 PM
(2 days ago)
It's beer o'clock, cuz I sez so.
Sat, 23-Mar-24 9:57 PM
(5 days ago)
S A T U R D A Y NiGhT... 🪩
Sat, 23-Mar-24 7:41 PM
(5 days ago)
Craving being a rope bunny 🐰
Thu, 21-Mar-24 5:14 PM
(7 days ago)
Just googled how to make fake "fan signs", and I'm amazed at all the results. People holding up a paper sign with a name and NN on them are not necessarily legitimate ways to prove identity anymore.
Wed, 20-Mar-24 8:38 PM
(8 days ago)
Day 2 of Spring and there's a mini snowstorm going on outside....how's everyone today? 💋 😘
Wed, 20-Mar-24 2:22 PM
(9 days ago)
I accidentally sent a picture of my dick to everyone in my address book today.Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps.
Wed, 20-Mar-24 1:54 PM
(9 days ago)
Loving the comments today getting my pussy off at the moment
Tue, 19-Mar-24 8:52 PM
(9 days ago)
The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Taxes. (For those unAmericans, this is a folk song about Texas.)
Tue, 19-Mar-24 3:10 PM
(10 days ago)
Sometimes you have to laugh 😂 😹 have a most wonderful day,I'll be back later,yes this is your warning ⚠️
Sun, 17-Mar-24 10:48 AM
(12 days ago)
Fact: William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine who their sponsors were. So we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
Sun, 17-Mar-24 10:22 AM
(12 days ago)
Some people really just out here voluntarily revealing what assholes they are on status, huh?
Sun, 17-Mar-24 2:52 AM
(12 days ago)
Any status with any contact information will and has been deleted
Fri, 29-Mar-24 8:50 AM
(6 hours ago)
A very Happy and Horny Easter to everyone!!
Thu, 28-Mar-24 2:14 AM
(1 day ago)