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xtrm69's Recent Statuses
Fri, 14-Jul-23 11:32 PM (285 days ago)
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There no sunrise worth waking me up to see it, but the beautiful women on this site, well that's another matter 😍
Sun, 2-Jul-23 3:18 PM (297 days ago)
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I like your pants around your feet. And I like the dirt that's on your knees. And I like the way you still say please. While you're looking up at me.
MrsTrellis, shy28boy and tugking70 like this
Great track!
(297 days ago)
Wed, 28-Jun-23 8:20 PM (301 days ago)
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Pondering why people like pineapple on pizzas 🤔
NaughtyKat likes this
Damn I had heydidya typed up there,where'd it gosad
(301 days ago)
spicy chicken or chicken tikka with pineapple on a pizza is the best
(301 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Ah! Xtrm69, don't say you're one of those that grimace about thr use of fruits in savoury dishes.
(301 days ago)
Grammar corrections - 'grimaces about the use of.. '#it'sflippinglate
(301 days ago)
No accounting for taste! 😂 Have you seen NN?? People like all sorts of things! 😆 But no pineapple on my slice please.
(301 days ago)
Sat, 17-Jun-23 10:25 PM (312 days ago)
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Few days off and now I am back 😜 let's see what people have been up to 😊
Sat, 10-Jun-23 6:03 AM (320 days ago)
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Saterday morning, and wide awake... Birds chirping or morning glory 🤔
Saturday afternoon and the local meth heads are bashing each other up.
(320 days ago)
Thu, 8-Jun-23 9:09 PM (321 days ago)
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What shall we play with tonight brains 🤔
What’s new in your neighborhood?
(321 days ago)
Hakkuna Mattata
(321 days ago)
I love it too. I know weird, the 2 mice show liked by the Kat!
(321 days ago)
6 people, 2 toddlers moved in to a 1 bed flat 2 doors away from my neighbours, who literally log in their movements. I'm pretty sure they also note what they eat & bathroom breaks.
(321 days ago)
I want no part in it. They look & sound like lunatics. Who on earth starts a karaoke at 2am & calls the cops reporting women screaming every other week when it's foxes fornicating?
(321 days ago)
Wed, 7-Jun-23 11:09 PM (322 days ago)
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Ohh just worked out how to get a cam chat room working on mobile hahaha
NaughtyKat and Awesome_Tits like this
I do like the nearest idiot option, perhaps when the bottle is empty. 😆
(322 days ago)
Then we need to think about this , a cork screw in the top to make a hole for pouring? What is it you are drinking for it to be that stuck
(322 days ago)
My friend got a Pernod for £10 from the corner shop (they're nearly £20 @ Tesco). The shop assistants aren't knowledgeable about drinks. We get great deals & they don't know it.
(322 days ago)
xtrm69 likes this
My friend is a big fellow, 6'3, just short of 200lb, a proper African warrior build. He couldn't open the damn bottle. I used a corkscrew but the hole didn't allow to pour anything ...
(322 days ago)
.. because of foamy layer thing under the cap. So I just carried on with the corkscrew into breaking the cap bits by bits.
(322 days ago)
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Wed, 7-Jun-23 6:02 PM (322 days ago)
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So made it off the train, just warning to others trying to hide a raging hardon before u get of the train gets some wierd looks 😜
I was on a bus going on a bumpy street, was wearing boxers, so the up and down movement of the bus made my dick bounce around, which resulted in a big stiffy, this was shortly before my stop, I had to
(322 days ago)
Mr_Vein and UnclePee like this
wait and be the last one to get off the bus.
(322 days ago)
Been there Lenny... 😳
(322 days ago)
Awesome_Tits and lennynatural like this
I'm sorry to hear your hard-on was raging. Maybe make it a nice cup of tea and suggest it calms down?
(322 days ago)
LOL
(322 days ago)
xtrm69 likes this
Wed, 7-Jun-23 2:30 PM (322 days ago)
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Currently on train browsing, forgetting at every stop people on the platform can see my phone screen 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ohh naughtkat that does make me blush haha I wondered what the purring was 😊
(322 days ago)
Is this code to tell me your tip is pink? 😁
(322 days ago)
I'd have liked to use the nearest idiot option here, some comments earlier. devil
(322 days ago)
Hahaha not not pink, just a cattip ( haha see the play on words with catnip) 🤣🤣
(322 days ago)
I saw it before you explained it and killed the fun out of it! raspberry
(322 days ago)
xtrm69 likes this
Tue, 6-Sep-22 10:50 PM (1 year ago)
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Feeling dam horny, maybe it the recent storms 🤔
weather induced hony's it is a fact
(1 year ago)
Mon, 15-Aug-22 6:37 AM (1 year ago)
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Q&A : Toned bod or dad bod??
Tried to get a six pack matey, go na stick wi' me keg
(1 year ago)
bod means nothing if he or she hasnt got a personality
(1 year ago)
Sun, 12-Jun-22 11:24 PM (1 year ago)
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Just the evening drop in and chat
Sat, 11-Jun-22 10:13 PM (1 year ago)
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Trying to decide stay on NN browsing or go finish that presentation for work !!! Not really a hard choice 😂
Maybe your presentation may be about NN...One wonders grin
(1 year ago)
Haha now there's a good idea, would spice things up a bit, quick tit here and pussy there, they would never notice 😉
(1 year ago)
Raven2005 and Danthaman827 like this
Surely the hard choice would be staying on NN?
(1 year ago)
Sat, 11-Jun-22 10:00 PM (1 year ago)
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So many sexy women on here and I want to chat to them.. And not enough time 😭😘😋
Danthaman827 likes this
Only so many message u can leave when typing one handed 😂😂 will have to try harder
(1 year ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
Sun, 7-Nov-21 2:57 AM (2 years ago)
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Why do guys enter the chat and the first thing they is post a pic of there dick 🤔
Hehe could be and not referring to anyone in particular.. Not even an issue with it just curious as u wouldn't walk in to a pub and slab it out on the bar before ordering a pint lol
(2 years ago)
He probably already had the pint.
(2 years ago)
Um…have you ever met “men”? 🤣
(2 years ago)
Because their brain is the dumbest part of their body?
(2 years ago)
gingersnap75 likes this
Thinking with the wrong head??
(2 years ago)
Sat, 11-Sep-21 9:55 PM (2 years ago)
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Chilling out, enjoying some beautiful ladies with a cold beer. What more could a man ask for ?
- - winning the lottery - -
(2 years ago)
Another cold beer?
(2 years ago)
xtrm69 likes this
Oh there is plenty of beer 😘
(2 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Lucky you
(2 years ago)
Sat, 11-Sep-21 7:56 AM (2 years ago)
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Wondering what to do with the amazing morning glory??
Sat, 11-Sep-21 1:56 AM (2 years ago)
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Can't sleep, need some help to release pressure lol
Fri, 10-Sep-21 11:36 PM (2 years ago)
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Ladies what pics do you like to see on a mans profile...?
Perhaps....
(2 years ago)
Hands are good too...but they typically show up with the forearms LOL
(2 years ago)
xtrm69 and Artistic like this
I think I may start a new site for just "normal body parts" porn. Boobs & butts may be included, but no dicks or puss. 🤭
(2 years ago)
flitterbee and Jersey__Girl like this
well no pinks no erections?
(2 years ago)
Even if it soft and painted blue? 🤣
(2 years ago)
Fri, 10-Sep-21 10:58 PM (2 years ago)
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Horny, hard and throbbing wink
You didn't have to.
(2 years ago)
Lol but it seemed rude not to, and thank you I wouldn't of noticed, busy looking at your pics lol
(2 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Oh *blush*. I'm just a smartazz...ignore me.
(2 years ago)
Yeah but a smartass with great tits 😘
(2 years ago)
GottaBeMe and lennynatural like this
LOL
(2 years ago)
Fri, 10-Sep-21 10:53 PM (2 years ago)
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Horny, hard and throbing wink
xtrm69 likes this
'b' <<here...ya dropped something. 😉
(2 years ago)