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Mon, 10-Jul-23 8:58 PM (283 days ago)
Sarchotic: when you're so sarcastic that people don't know if you're joking or of you're just psychotic.
Hi AGR, how's things x I definitely fall into that category whip
(283 days ago)
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New psychiatric personality disorder to be added to the official list of serious mental health conditions.
(283 days ago)
Sun, 20-Mar-22 9:28 PM (2 years ago)
Difference between animals and humans. Animals would never allow the dumbest ones to lead the pack. 
hello mrs M 
good to see ya back in the land of perv
good to see ya back in the land of perv
(2 years ago)
Yes I'm real arty good to see you back btw. Hi flit
good to see you back btw. Hi flit
(2 years ago)
NotBad4aFatLad likes this
Sat, 10-Apr-21 8:20 PM (3 years ago)
Have come to the conclusion that some guys here think bored, horny or bored and horny is a chat up line
It is funny though, doesn't work for guys; however if a woman says it all kinds of attention usually comes her way. 
(3 years ago)
Wed, 7-Apr-21 7:32 PM (3 years ago)
Although covid is mainly spread via mouth and nose, scientists have now concluded that the main risk comes from assholes
... Woder Lingo, A load of Woderish...
Thu, 11-Feb-21 9:44 PM (3 years ago)
Oh my fucking god! The moorland of Dartmoor is on fire, over 3 mile wide.
Mon, 8-Feb-21 9:27 PM (3 years ago)
I just bought a pair of shoes with memory foam insoles. No more forgetting why I walked into the kitchen.
I have boobs in my soles...mammary foam...
(3 years ago)
Shoes in the house are such a contentious issue. It is a BIG no,no here
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 28-Jan-21 6:06 PM (3 years ago)
Good to see Boris for the welcome he deserved up here 
Fucking covidiot.
Fucking covidiot.
Wonders what dat Boris is doing in Sturgion Land..
(3 years ago)
Sat, 23-Jan-21 9:11 PM (3 years ago)
I live in my own little world but it's okay they know me here 
Wed, 20-Jan-21 9:01 PM (3 years ago)
Low slung kilt, Jacobite shirt and leather jacket, are to a woman, what lingerie is to a man. 
Sat, 9-Jan-21 7:30 PM (3 years ago)
Looking to have some fun. You must be self isolating, had 2 -ve covid swabs and prepared to pay any fines or serve prison sentence if caught. Mask wearing a must
Tue, 5-Jan-21 9:40 PM (3 years ago)
Nice one Nicola, Trump not allowed into Scotland during lockdown, coming to play golf would not be considered essential purpose to travel here.
Sun, 3-Jan-21 9:11 PM (3 years ago)
To have, or not to have, another slice of homemade Bailey's cheesecake.
Thu, 31-Dec-20 1:11 PM (3 years ago)
Look on the bright side of 2020, at least it started without covid here, unlike 2021 which is starting with covid. Happy new year everyone xx
Sat, 12-Dec-20 9:21 PM (3 years ago)
Seeing how some people wear their masks, I now understand how contraceptives fail.