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plumguy's Recent Statuses
Wed, 19-Jul-23 10:21 PM (274 days ago)
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All these years on and off status and I still suffer from fatfingeritus...proof read before posting is a good idea 🤦
I get giddy 😋
(274 days ago)
Hi and see you xx
(274 days ago)
Hey you xo
(274 days ago)
plumguy likes this
I suggest also to not drink and post.
(274 days ago)
not fat fingers, too small buttons pfft
(274 days ago)
Fri, 7-Jul-23 9:47 PM (286 days ago)
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Guess who's got his official NN ID 😁😁 Didn't know it was a think until I tried to renew my profile pic!
Gotta 🤩 Nice to see you again ya sexy lady 😁
(286 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Mitch 😁 How's it going fella?
(286 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Urr, work week done, glass of red downed. All good. How's plum?
(286 days ago)
I had a couple of glasses of red tonight after work too 😁
(286 days ago)
Heya sexy man!
(286 days ago)
plumguy likes this
Mon, 3-Jul-23 10:11 PM (290 days ago)
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*Pokes head around status door* peek-a-boo 😁
MissAshlee and hotrodessex like this
Who are you both and why am i here?
(290 days ago)
I'm your husband Sausage 😁
(290 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Hi Sausage
(290 days ago)
plumguy likes this
😂😂
(290 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Hey you!
(290 days ago)
plumguy likes this
Wed, 7-Jun-23 10:29 PM (316 days ago)
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15 year badge! Taking pictures of my cock since my thirties..
MitchandDaisy and lennynatural like this
£2.50...it was a proper mason jar
(316 days ago)
It wasn't an old bean jar by any chance?
(316 days ago)
plumguy likes this
Flip top lid
(316 days ago)
Ohhhh expensive jar
(316 days ago)
Well worth it though
(316 days ago)
Wed, 7-Jun-23 10:13 PM (316 days ago)
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Well I see status is still as random as fuck 🤣
In other words, perfect!
(316 days ago)
plumguy likes this
Bed time for me...have fun everyone..great to see all you naked mad bleeders again 😁
(316 days ago)
EmuLater and SexyEnglishBabe like this
Night plum, same here.
(316 days ago)
Night Plump
(316 days ago)
About time you showed your face...hey sexy...ok then night
(316 days ago)
Thu, 27-Oct-22 11:39 PM (1 year ago)
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Peek a boo!
MitchandDaisy likes this
Ha! I actually just posted a couple LOL
(1 year ago)
LikesTwo likes this
Cheers Mitch fella, it's been awhile and I'm getting having to reorientate myself with the site!
(1 year ago)
Yes you did gotta...yes you did!
(1 year ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
plum smile
(1 year ago)
you peek a boo at wrong times !
(1 year ago)
Mon, 2-Nov-20 9:45 PM (3 years ago)
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Hello everyone....I'm in the bath and last time I did something I don't normally do!! Hope everyone is well smile
Toilet roll with sausage or jam?
(3 years ago)
Im sure I saw sausage toilet rolls on here somehwere.
(3 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Well, that's just Charmin!
(3 years ago)
No need to re triple ply!
(3 years ago)
Night night, bed for me. smile
(3 years ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Fri, 14-Aug-20 10:16 PM (3 years ago)
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Well fuck me...8 people online in the chatty box bit! *waves to everyone* smile
lip2lip likes this
Not bad here, usual ups n downs....Sounds like you need a good hug flitter!
(3 years ago)
that would help plum yes !
(3 years ago)
plumguy likes this
* Surrounds flutter in a big bear hug
(3 years ago)
plumguy and flitterbee like this
(((((((((((((((((((Flitter)))))))))))))))))))
(3 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Hi sexy plumsmile
(3 years ago)
Tue, 11-Aug-20 8:42 PM (3 years ago)
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Well that went fucking well....pull up a seat... I have chocolate grin
Sounds lovely lol... I have to get to bed so lovely chatting and take care smile
(3 years ago)
plumguy likes this
I paint a lovely picture don't I grin Sleep well and take care grin
(3 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
*looks for the chocolate* hey plummy 🙂
(3 years ago)
Hi sexysmile
(3 years ago)
mistersexypantless !! hello there, im guessing all the chocolate is gone since seb has been here earlier wink xxx
(3 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sun, 2-Aug-20 9:50 PM (3 years ago)
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It's been awhile....Hope everyone is happy and healthy smile
Hi plumsmile
(3 years ago)
Well hello there sexy adele smile
(3 years ago)
What would I be pulling out of?
(3 years ago)
Bed time for me...been lovely catching up...hopefully catch you all again soon xxxxx
(3 years ago)
G'night
(3 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Mon, 25-May-20 8:11 PM (3 years ago)
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Peek-a-boo........what a lovely day i've had...and the sun made me feel frisky wink
metalwork and Artistic like this
Howdy plummy! smile
(3 years ago)
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Evening Plum x
(3 years ago)
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Hey there you two smile How's your weekend been?
(3 years ago)
All good, lovely weather.
(3 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Not bad thanks, wasn't BH here though.
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 19-Apr-20 8:17 PM (4 years ago)
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What wonderfully quiffy hair i have! Evening all smile Hope you are all well
flitterbee likes this
valued *
(4 years ago)
I hope it does too Mrs M, I seem to be in the eye of a storm with madness going on around me but not being directly affected...feel like I'm in the eye of a storm
(4 years ago)
metalwork likes this
In the circumstances that's nice that he was so valued, i know it's probably small comfort though
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
It is small comfort, but it gives my sister comfort, so all good: )
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
quiffy hair? is that what you call it? morning mistersexypantless smile
(4 years ago)
Mon, 30-Mar-20 11:21 PM (4 years ago)
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What fuckin' day is it?? Hello everyone smile
flitterbee likes this
Lol! Who knows!
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Wander?
(4 years ago)
nite plum smile smile xxoo.....sleep tight ......hugs and kotc
(4 years ago)
hello mistersexypantless !! smile
(4 years ago)
Plum! Ello smile xoxox
(4 years ago)
Wed, 11-Mar-20 3:48 PM (4 years ago)
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Fuck me! 6 people live on my little chatty box at the bottom!
Have you got a little blue bubble at the bottom right of the screen...it's there...but I'm not sure it works on all browsers
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Yes, the who's online is your entry to the world of chat.
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
That's the one...if you click on it then click on a name then you can chat private
(4 years ago)
pleasurecpl likes this
Bottom right whos online bar
(4 years ago)
pleasurecpl likes this
That's pleasurecpl lost to the world of private chat grin
(4 years ago)
lip2lip and pleasurecpl like this
Wed, 11-Mar-20 3:27 PM (4 years ago)
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*Has a peek around the status door* Efternoon all...I've put the kettle on if anyone wants brew smile
Hey Plump
(4 years ago)
You missed him.
(4 years ago)
Yeah i should learn to read the whole status
(4 years ago)
The status, the whole status and nothing but the status.
(4 years ago)
Yes your honour
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
Fri, 31-Jan-20 11:18 AM (4 years ago)
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Woohoooo just got an interview booked for next week smile
There will also be a SaucyEdibleBible
(4 years ago)
Bye plump,enjoy the chip butty
(4 years ago)
Plums for dessert?
(4 years ago)
If any ladies wants my plums for desert wink
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
No wonder I'm plump with you trying to get me eating chip butties!!! TTFN smile xx
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Thu, 30-Jan-20 10:41 AM (4 years ago)
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<<<<Is feeling rather frisky today....Day 10 without sex!!! Think I need a hammock for my bollocks grin
mrspnhim likes this
thay not a useful numpty they always go sideways and stuck to their color
(4 years ago)
Plummy xoxox C'mere and hide ya willy somewhere raspberry
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
You have somewhere warm for me to put it then Shaqalaqabigboobs?? wink Morning btw grin
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Sure do sneaky Morning smile
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
....Although it's now day 14 without sex so I may start looking a bit harder!
(4 years ago)
Fri, 24-Jan-20 1:43 PM (4 years ago)
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Afternoon nudies....Are the tumble weeds drifting by this afternooon? Seems a bit quiet
flitterbee and rhinostool like this
LOLLOL He's awesme!
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
He looks like the cousin you've not seen for years and then when you get together again you remember why you've not seen him for years LOL
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
LOLLOLLOL
(4 years ago)
Hey
(4 years ago)
Afternoon Sausage smile How's you?
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Wed, 22-Jan-20 1:25 PM (4 years ago)
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Afternoon all.....my perving activity has been severly lacking these last few weeks...need my fix of naked ladies smile
Hold on..that should've been...I do like to tease, Emu...it's amazing waht the lack of a comma can do to a sentence!
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
Too late,the secret is out
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Bollocks!
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
You're just a comma(n) man.
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and plumguy like this
Very, very true Emu grin
(4 years ago)
Wed, 15-Jan-20 5:52 PM (4 years ago)
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And hello to you all...What have I missed??
lennynatural likes this
Will you be wearing the bikini?
(4 years ago)
Right better go and shower and polish myself up....lovely to have a quick catch up with you all...and I'll see you in the morning SEB grin
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Play your cards right I just might...and it's a swimsuit smile
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Ok..don't be coming back drunk..i need my sleep
(4 years ago)
plumguy and Mr_Vein like this
Me!!!!!! happydance yahoo
(4 years ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Thu, 12-Dec-19 3:07 PM (4 years ago)
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Innuendo...no in your endo grin Well it made me laugh : Afternoon everyone....having an afternoon bath
maraff, GottaBeMe and nosanity like this
LOL Hi plummy
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Hey
(4 years ago)
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Afternoon ladies smile Hope you are both well
(4 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Tue, 10-Dec-19 5:14 PM (4 years ago)
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Never forget the world is yours....T's & C's apply...Evening all smile
Yes i did ya smart arse raspberry
(4 years ago)
Yellow plump
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
I didn't get it...
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Evening Sausage smile .....Its in the post TC, honest wink
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
He sent it by bugle call's last post.
(4 years ago)
Mon, 9-Dec-19 7:17 PM (4 years ago)
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*Wonders who the first person was to announce on the internet that they are bored?* evening all smile
flitterbee and Heavy Chevy like this
I hope so
(4 years ago)
I was looking on Facebook at a page of dad puns and jokes and thought of emu grin
(4 years ago)
Are you sure it weren't Emu's Facebook page?
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
I think you might be right SEB!
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Thought so
(4 years ago)
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Fri, 6-Dec-19 1:21 AM (4 years ago)
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Don't ya just love insomnia?
I'm gonna try and get some sleep...have fun everyone smile xx
(4 years ago)
good night plum xx
(4 years ago)
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G'night
(4 years ago)
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G'night Plum
(4 years ago)
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one of my closest friends
(4 years ago)
Wed, 4-Dec-19 5:26 PM (4 years ago)
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Variations and misspellings of my name include plumbguy...plumpguy and yawanker sneaky
lennynatural and shaqila like this
later today that is smile
(4 years ago)
Food time for me...have a lovely day Glitterboobs smile C ya SEB, Shaq and everyone else xxx
(4 years ago)
enjoy mistersexypantless smile xxx and i will too later wink
(4 years ago)
Bye plump
(4 years ago)
TTFN plum.
(4 years ago)
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