)thekid53's Recent Statuses
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Wed, 17-Apr-24 10:43 PM (1 day ago)
It's hard to be humble when you're 235 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal with a body women love and men fear.
WendySilvia likes this
I guess we'll find put on the last day
(2 days ago)
Tue, 9-Apr-24 8:30 PM (10 days ago)
If i had a nickel for everytime someone called me sexy, well I wouldn't have any nickels
Mon, 8-Apr-24 9:21 PM (11 days ago)
What's the difference between my nose and my penis??????????? I can blow my own nose
NN likes this
Wed, 3-Apr-24 11:33 PM (15 days ago)
In the song bingo, is it the farmer or the dog named bingo?
owbiglineman likes this
Wed, 3-Apr-24 12:24 AM (16 days ago)
Who else finds it ironic, you do cpr compressions to the song "staying alive?
McPhallus likes this
All I want to be remembered for is being honest, nothing else is worth a damn!
(20 days ago)
I'll probably forget by that time,hey kid xxx
(23 days ago)
Lenny - can you record it for me? I need to work outside while it's happening and would really like to see it.
(22 days ago)
Sun, 24-Mar-24 3:21 AM (26 days ago)
Ever go down a rabbit hole on something and realize your life isn't as fucked up as you once thought?
Sat, 23-Mar-24 9:03 PM (27 days ago)
How do we expect animals to only cross at the signs? We have crosswalks and don't use them how can animals be expected to follow the same rules?
I'm a good girl,I always criss at the lights.. hey kid xxx
(26 days ago)
Fri, 22-Mar-24 10:33 PM (28 days ago)
If 44 percent of marriages end in divorce how do the other 56 percent end??????????? Death
McPhallus likes this
Aweee I'm sorry to hear kid but I totally get where you are coming from..take it easy.... hugs
(30 days ago)
Tue, 19-Mar-24 7:45 PM (31 days ago)
It's so hard to dry off after a shower when the pain in your back won't let you bend over to dry
Mr_Vein likes this
Mon, 18-Mar-24 7:22 PM (32 days ago)
Great, tore a muscle in my back. Now to figure out how to deal with another injury I can't afford
Fri, 15-Mar-24 11:40 PM (34 days ago)
Any women want to smell my beard so they know what it smelled like before they got on it?
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Congratulations! We finally have a winner in the weirdest status competition!
(34 days ago)