)bulwinkle69's Recent Statuses
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Wed, 17-Apr-24 6:53 PM (1 day ago)
NN made me an offer I couldnt refuse..so I have the green shield of perv dom for another year..should I live that long..lol
hehe i fell on that too
(1 day ago)
Ooohhh which one.....I'm waiting for the 80%off offer again...I was very short on cash,yiu know.. food and all when they last offered it..hi bul
(1 day ago)
Sun, 14-Apr-24 6:45 PM (4 days ago)
Going to engage in foreplay all afternoon...watching The Masters Golf Tournament on TV
As we just came in from a few hours of yard work Bulwinkle may have just turned me into a golf fan. 😂
(4 days ago)
My Mom used to watch it,no she was not a golfer, but she liked watching it and tennis and all that.
(4 days ago)
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i use to like to watch tennis...till everyone started grunting on every shot
(4 days ago)
That was a great finish.. no way he wasn't getting the jacket
(4 days ago)
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How about the amateur kid getting to play a round with Tiger? That was cool
(4 days ago)
Wed, 10-Apr-24 10:49 PM (8 days ago)
Spring Flowers are blooming. LeadiNNg me into my favorite dirty old man joke.. What is better then Red Roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ
Hahaha I was just thinking of that joke yesterday, seeing some tulips in bloom
(8 days ago)
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Wed, 3-Apr-24 11:45 PM (15 days ago)
80 F for a high and sunny yesterday...33 F wind chill atm rainy all day
Sun, 24-Mar-24 12:34 AM (26 days ago)
March Madness...my alma mater into the sweet 16...for the 9th straight year
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I'm just happy they knocked the Jayhawks out...... Bill self can blow me...........
(26 days ago)
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Wed, 13-Mar-24 11:58 PM (36 days ago)
tomorrow will be my 68th celebration of pi day....better yet I'll be 3 retirement years old...celebrating with cherry pie and Rogued ead guy pale ale
Sun, 3-Mar-24 2:15 AM (47 days ago)
I failed a test today. The COVID Test...guess all I got is a biatch of a sore throat
Feel better soon!
My dog is mad at you stealing her food
(76 days ago)
Fri, 19-Jan-24 9:35 PM (90 days ago)
After a week of single digit (farenheit) weather. 28 F feels like a heat wave
Nice to see you, moosie. xx
Fri, 22-Dec-23 4:07 AM (119 days ago)
Old Man Winter has just arrived in Bumfuck, OR. Of course compared to me he should be called young man winter
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Hi bul xxx
(119 days ago)
Ring ring ring banana phone!
(156 days ago)
Wed, 15-Nov-23 5:17 AM (156 days ago)
Bezoz loves the little shoppers, All the Little Shoppers in the World, Red, Yellow, Black Or White, He adores them on his Site, Bezos loves all the Little Shoppers in the World
Tue, 7-Nov-23 2:10 AM (164 days ago)
planned obselescence...no not me...the three year old dishwasher on the fritz
Sat, 4-Nov-23 3:41 AM (167 days ago)
20,000 steps, 3000 calories burned, 208 active zone minutes...good day for an old man
etc....
Thu, 2-Nov-23 2:42 AM (169 days ago)
Mrs Moose is a Shakesperian Comedian...After a hard workout I stepped out of a cold shower and she said tis now the weiner of my discontent
Wed, 1-Nov-23 9:42 PM (169 days ago)
If Ethel Merman was a Madam...her theme song would have been...There's No Business, like Ho Business, Like No Business I Know
Sat, 21-Oct-23 1:34 AM (181 days ago)
Read this today. Made me chuckle. A matter of perspective. And no Im not contemplating anything. You are awe struck by the beauty of a waterfall, I see a river trying to commit suicide...
Sat, 14-Oct-23 6:19 PM (187 days ago)
On the grocery list on the fridge I listed...OJ, AJ, &BJ. The Mrs said you better not be getting a BJ at the store. I said Apple Juice, Orange Juice and Bovine Juice..and you have a dirty mind
Tue, 19-Sep-23 3:18 AM (213 days ago)
the first national cheeseburger day where Jimmy Buffet can enjoy a cheeseburger in paradise
Wed, 30-Aug-23 9:45 PM (232 days ago)
opps what did the male ear of corn say to the female ear of corn?....Shuck my dick...dirty bad dad joke of the day
oh yea corrupters of the elderly
(241 days ago)
Or folks that like beer and premium, Hi bul.
(241 days ago)
i like premium, my relationship with beer is far more intimate..lol
(241 days ago)
I have spent along long time without premium and now with hubbies hours being cut again I can't afford it, It sucks Good luck in your choice and have another "beer" lol
(241 days ago)
sorry bout your economic woos...may they not last long
(241 days ago)
Tue, 15-Aug-23 8:09 PM (247 days ago)
105 at 1 pm, andvthis iscsuppose to be the coolest day of the week in bumfuck oregon
Fbvines likes this
new heat pump is working just fine. Havent seen any birds at the bird feeder, they may have gotten cooked
(247 days ago)
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Thu, 27-Jul-23 2:47 AM (267 days ago)
The Moose Method of getting back at your adult children. Put 10 pages of knock knock, dad jokes and groan worthy riddles in your 8 year old grand childs birthday card