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Tue, 7-Jul-20 10:34 PM (3 days ago)
Oh Thank the Perv Gods, I'm Green again happydance clap
For the 1st time since I been green I have to almost agree with Kermit, but I just couldn't resist the dbl time less 20% offer
(3 days ago)
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I just wish I could have dug up enough more change outta my couch cushions for a year
(3 days ago)
times are definitely tough for many.
(3 days ago)
kermie!
(3 days ago)
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beer
(3 days ago)
Fri, 15-May-20 10:38 PM (56 days ago)
like heydidyagrabmyass liked the cam show of 00couple
Fri, 8-May-20 8:49 PM (63 days ago)
I dedicate this status to a dear sweat friend : Said, woman, take it slow It'll work itself out fine All we need is just a little patience
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(63 days ago)
All we need is love, love love, love is all we need
(63 days ago)
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Hi heydidyasmile
(63 days ago)
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Smooches AG my very sexy and sweet friend
(63 days ago)
Fri, 8-May-20 8:20 PM (63 days ago)
There's a ringing in your brain, Cause you could've sworn you though you heard her saying... "Good girls don't, Good girls don't, Good girls don't, but I do."
How are you doing heydidya, Dana And ginger
(63 days ago)
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fine ty and U?
(63 days ago)
Good here had a busy day of work outdoors now it’s time to relax eat some dinner and watch the tube
(63 days ago)
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Hi Spunky!
(63 days ago)
How was your day been Dana
(63 days ago)
Tue, 5-May-20 2:43 AM (67 days ago)
This is a PSA any status mentioning any other chat or web sites can and has been removed. TY now back to our regularly scheduled perving
Nice to see you in status even if it's just for this type of status..hey sexy friendsmile
(67 days ago)
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Fri, 1-May-20 1:54 AM (71 days ago)
packing for my nude camping trip, but I don't know what clothes to pack
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mosquito wristbands in assorted sizes
(71 days ago)
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wth I gotta.... Don't forget the beer fp
(71 days ago)
a face mask
(71 days ago)
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Hi heydidya
(71 days ago)
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Smooches AG my very sexy and sweet friend
(71 days ago)
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Sat, 18-Apr-20 12:46 AM (84 days ago)
This is a test of the status comment program. This is only a test. In the event of an actual event you will all be instructed to get naked and begin playing
Just FYI TW I am always right there fore I must have the right
(84 days ago)
Well if the reason you decided to pop in and say hey is due to quarantine boredom then that may be the 1 and only good thing about the Corona virus
(84 days ago)
Hugs and kisses to Ms. T. The rest of us need to earn my hugs. I popped in because I do miss you!
(84 days ago)
Cheers
(84 days ago)
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Hoo-Yah!!
(84 days ago)
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Fri, 3-Apr-20 10:50 PM (98 days ago)
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Thu, 26-Mar-20 5:15 AM (107 days ago)
Sorry Raven maybe your status wasn't the problem. I just broke it again with my status
terrid53 likes this
A difficult issue came about..Best to test to help matters no happening again.. I think that it iwas due to a dodgy member. yet to be booted.. Not hey of course)
(106 days ago)
May you and my day be a ray of sunshine SexyEB's heart smile
(106 days ago)
It is so far
(106 days ago)
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Hi heydid by the way smile
(106 days ago)
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Mornn SEB
(106 days ago)
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Tue, 24-Mar-20 6:10 AM (108 days ago)
That was a quick 30 mins
terrid53 likes this
I like to allow for any unexpected issues. Luckily there were none smile
(108 days ago)
I always plan for the worst so when it goes well I feel like I'm ahead. Well done D Team. Can you hint as to what improvements we will see?
(108 days ago)
In this case nothing exciting I'm afraid. We just had to reboot the database server. However we do have some improvements coming in the next few weeks, will make sure NN posts about them
(108 days ago)
I'm impressed, thank you!
(108 days ago)
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Don't tell anyone this, but I already got the 411 strait from the big guy himself
(108 days ago)
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Mon, 23-Mar-20 10:56 PM (109 days ago)
This is a PSA any status mentioning the sale of, well anything can and has been removed. TY now back to our regularly scheduled perving
whut? but but i just finished my mugcakes,,,,
(109 days ago)
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Account orgasm ?
(109 days ago)
Dang it, and here I wanted to hawk my 8-track player. feelindown
(109 days ago)
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Hehehehe ooooops
(109 days ago)
I think you'd have better luck if you posted that on a site that is for selling stuff Mitch
(109 days ago)
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Fri, 6-Mar-20 4:41 AM (127 days ago)
Marriage counselor: I don't understand why you think Mini Mouse is crazy. Mickey Mouse: I never said she was crazy, I said she's Fucking Goofy!
Do you know why Miss Piggy had such a strange voice? She had a frog in her throat ohmy
(127 days ago)
Sun, 1-Mar-20 8:25 PM (131 days ago)
I just got back from meeting a great couple from NN. They invited me to their hotel room for some fun and games, then to spend the night happydance
yeah, collies are notoriously smart. that's why the ranchers used them.
(131 days ago)
my 3 mutts are the rulers of my realm. My spouse caters to the. and I cater to her or else..lol
(131 days ago)
No matter how long I might have been out of my house, I always get a waggy welcome, truly man's best friend.
(131 days ago)
If you wanna know who loves you more your wife or your dog, lock them both in your trunk for an hr and see which 1 is happy to see you when you let them out
(131 days ago)
sounds like the order of opperations moose. TC, dogs can hear you from miles away, so they know your coming.
(131 days ago)
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Wed, 26-Feb-20 10:46 PM (135 days ago)
Hey what do ya know? My B-D suit still fits after 59 yrs, a little wrinkled and stretched out but it fits! kissass
Happy birthday Neptune! x
(135 days ago)
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TY Ju my very sexy Mermaid
(135 days ago)
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congrats, youngster
(135 days ago)
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Thanks Moose
(135 days ago)
Happy Birthday sexysmile
(134 days ago)
Fri, 21-Feb-20 1:15 AM (141 days ago)
Just got back from a great day at the nude beach then dinner and drinks with very dear friends
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(141 days ago)
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:0
(141 days ago)
WTF? that was a wink
(141 days ago)
WTF: something ate my
(141 days ago)
As per the " Pics or it didn't happen" belief, pics will follow shortly. Look at your own risk and don't say I didn't warn ya
(141 days ago)
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Mon, 27-Jan-20 3:43 AM (166 days ago)
This is a PSA any status mentioning any personal contact info can and has been removed. TY now back to our regularly scheduled perving
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Sat, 18-Jan-20 6:15 AM (174 days ago)
Just when I got a handle on life it broke off
Sticky Tape might be an easy alternative...
(174 days ago)
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The handle of life is fragile, indeed! smile
(174 days ago)
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Too late I had to destroy the evidence, I broke the handle off to beat the person that pissed me off to start with
(174 days ago)
At least ya got to vent!
(174 days ago)
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Tried Gorrila glue?
(174 days ago)
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Thu, 31-Oct-19 7:41 PM (253 days ago)
I was invited to a Halloween costume party that I really don't want to go to. I didn't want to say no so I told them I'd be there dressed as the invisible man.
Artistic and aerodeck like this
Did he see through you though?
(253 days ago)
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Do you think I was that transparent?
(253 days ago)
Yes, I even saw that one coming wink
(253 days ago)
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Having trans parents was bound to have an effect though
(253 days ago)
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*passes through*........: P
(253 days ago)
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Sat, 14-Sep-19 4:29 AM (301 days ago)
This is a PSA !!! Any status mentioning any other web site can, will and has been deleted. Thank you, and now back to our regularly scheduled perving!
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Sir! Message received and under stood. Sir!
(301 days ago)
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There are other web sitesconfused
(301 days ago)
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Wed, 11-Sep-19 12:38 AM (304 days ago)
Yes, she'll tell you she's an orphan After you meet her family
tugking70 likes this
She paints her eyes as black as night now. Pulls those shades down tight.
(304 days ago)
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Says she talks to angels They call her out by her name
(304 days ago)
Yeah, she gives me a smile when the pain comes. The pain gonna make everything alright.
(304 days ago)
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Sat, 31-Aug-19 9:58 PM (314 days ago)
This is a P.S.A. Any status mentioning any other web/chat site can, will and has been removed. Now back to our regularly scheduled perving
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Sun, 11-Aug-19 3:03 AM (335 days ago)
What would you think if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?
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as a prostate cancer survivor...trying g to get the fee,ing again...lol
(335 days ago)
cheers survivor. I am in remission but have been told it will be back but I will Gloria Gaynor it grin
(335 days ago)
yes you will...
(335 days ago)
juicy likes this
Beatlemaniac, here. But, I have a soot for the version from the Across the Universe soundtrack.
(335 days ago)
Spot
(335 days ago)
Thu, 8-Aug-19 12:15 AM (338 days ago)
I'm Back!!! Now don't say I didn't warn ya kissass
You were sorely missed by all.
(338 days ago)
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Lenny you schmoozer you must want something from me lol
(338 days ago)
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Perhaps after I do the scotch guard thing smile
(338 days ago)
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heydidyathinkwemissedya? smile
(338 days ago)
Hey there..Where have you been ?
(338 days ago)
Mon, 8-Jul-19 10:45 PM (1 year ago)
My doctor informed me that I have an Italian ailment called "Fundzalo" which is the medical term for having no money
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The latest status bar on the page header reads: "My doctor informed me that I have an Italian" Would have made an interesting fill in the blank.
(1 year ago)
Is that like 'scusa' Italian... or... Faagedahboudit Italian?
(1 year ago)
brokeus walletus nofundus
(1 year ago)
Sun, 30-Jun-19 4:17 AM (1 year ago)
like heydidyagrabmyass liked the cam show of MyaGirl
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If you're not premium here's a good readon to get green
(1 year ago)
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