hounddog67's Recent Statuses
Tue, 23-Apr-24 8:49 PM
(1 day ago)
If the dove is the bird of love, what is the bird of TRUE love? A Swallow 😂😂
Fri, 5-Apr-24 9:19 PM
(19 days ago)
Want to hear a joke about my cock? Never mind, it is too long 😂😂😂
Tue, 2-Apr-24 9:05 PM
(22 days ago)
oh no, Bored and horny 😱🔥
Fri, 8-Mar-24 9:29 PM
(47 days ago)
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The Swallow 😂😂
Wed, 6-Mar-24 10:05 PM
(49 days ago)
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because i would like to spread them 😋😂😂
Tue, 5-Mar-24 9:39 PM
(50 days ago)
Sit on my face and i'll guess your weight. If i'm wrong i'll eat the difference 😋 😂
Mon, 4-Mar-24 11:24 PM
(51 days ago)
We should play strippoker. You'll strip and i'll poke you 😋
Tue, 27-Feb-24 9:15 PM
(57 days ago)
My lesbian friends got me a awesome Rolex for my birthday, but i think they misunderstood me when i said: "I wanna watch" 😂😋
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Fri, 23-Feb-24 8:15 PM
(61 days ago)
I had a fight with an erection this morning. I beat him single handedly 😂
Thu, 22-Feb-24 11:57 PM
(62 days ago)
The teacher asked Timmy: Why did you take your cat to school today? Timmy answered: I heard dad say to mom : I'm gonna eat that pussy when the kids are at school later. 😂😂
Wed, 21-Feb-24 10:28 PM
(63 days ago)
The other day i was fucking a married woman when her husband came home. She told me to use the backdoor and be quick. In reflection i should have left, but it's not everyday you get an offer like that
Tue, 20-Feb-24 9:16 PM
(64 days ago)
I went out last night dressed like a.chicken and met up with a girl dressed like an egg. One thing lead to another, Then the lifelong question was answered: It's the chicken 😋😉
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Mon, 19-Feb-24 9:49 PM
(65 days ago)
There are 16 billion lips on earth and the only 4 i wanna kiss are yours 😋
Wed, 18-Oct-23 2:47 PM
(189 days ago)
Where did Awesome_Tits go? 😥
Thu, 29-Jun-23 11:59 AM
(301 days ago)
*can't stop smirking* 😋
Thu, 29-Jun-23 11:44 AM
(301 days ago)
I think i broke Shaqila 😱😂
Mon, 22-May-23 1:11 PM
(338 days ago)
Horny at work. What to do ? 😱
Thu, 2-Mar-23 8:25 PM
(1 year ago)
Wed, 8-Feb-23 7:09 PM
(1 year ago)
❤ Always here for you xx
Thu, 22-Dec-22 9:50 PM
(1 year ago)
Dear Santa, i've been good all year. Ok, most of the time. Once in a while. Fuck it, i'll buy my own shit 😂
Tue, 6-Sep-22 8:57 PM
(1 year ago)
Sun, 26-Jun-22 9:37 PM
(1 year ago)
I'm in my bed, you're in you're bed. One of us is in the wrong place
Fri, 15-Apr-22 11:23 PM
(2 years ago)
I have sex almost every day. Almost on monday. almost on tuesday ....... 😂
Tue, 12-Apr-22 10:02 PM
(2 years ago)
I solemnly swear,i'm up to no good 😉
Tue, 22-Mar-22 10:10 PM
(2 years ago)
Yesssss. Finally short skirts day again today
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