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Wed, 1-Jul-20 6:48 PM (9 days ago)
I'm not going to be a dirty boy anymore. New washing machine is in the house.
You are still a dirty dawg though! raspberry
(9 days ago)
Mr_Vein and VTCali like this
*packs up laundry to send to VT's*
(9 days ago)
Fire_brand and VTCali like this
Lenny...we all know you don't wear clothes.
(9 days ago)
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Thu, 11-Jun-20 12:29 AM (30 days ago)
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I touch my wiener. A love poem. By VTCali
A work of literary genius!
(30 days ago)
001Bella and VTCali like this
hmmm never knew you felt that way VT LOL
(30 days ago)
001Bella and VTCali like this
Initially I thought Shakespeare, but gotta admit I drifted to Whitman,,,,,
(30 days ago)
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I was thinking more along the lines of Samuel Taylor Coleridge
(30 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
If I recall correctly, VT was the first person I talked to on here, eons ago.....
(30 days ago)
Fri, 22-May-20 10:24 PM (49 days ago)
i always giggle when "Big Balls" comes on the HomePod
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Wish I had some.. *marble balls*
(49 days ago)
Wed, 6-May-20 2:52 PM (65 days ago)
Such a quick perv but now off to cook breakfast.
shaqila likes this
Boun Apetito!
(65 days ago)
I need to do that as well...what's for breakie,I am making poached eggs and toast and maybe some french toast rolls..see you VTsmile
(65 days ago)
Breakfast is happening here too 🍳🥓🥯
(65 days ago)
Trying Jake's choco pancake recipe? devil
(65 days ago)
Mon, 6-Apr-20 9:22 PM (95 days ago)
Pretty sure my UK trip this summer is now postponed! I guess I will just stay home and perv.
Hi Adele!
(95 days ago)
I was supposed to be gone to Europe sad
(95 days ago)
lip2lip and VTCali like this
Any refund Fire ?
(95 days ago)
No refunds but right now everyone is offering vouchers to use later
(95 days ago)
lip2lip and Artistic like this
Remember at current value without discounts ^^
(95 days ago)
Fri, 3-Apr-20 10:00 PM (98 days ago)
Alright i've done enough screwing around today. Time to buckle down and do some serious quarantining! Perv nicely all.
TopCat57 and Artistic like this
Take care, VT: )
(98 days ago)
Bonjour VT smile
(98 days ago)
The day is nearly done, you slacker!
(98 days ago)
*lends VT a pair of jeans ; )
(98 days ago)
Fri, 3-Apr-20 9:06 PM (98 days ago)
Any mods on?
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Thanks TC...can't get to the barber shop. I'm going to be Grizzly Adams by the time this C19 gets handled!
(98 days ago)
lip2lip, TopCat57 and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Buy some clippers ya tight wad
(98 days ago)
VTCali likes this
I have some, but I can't reach my back!
(98 days ago)
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^Big foot...
(98 days ago)
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Silver back
(98 days ago)
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Thu, 2-Apr-20 8:01 PM (99 days ago)
Well since lunch is over and the sun is out, I'm off to my private beach. Wait...sorry backyard. Was dreaming for a second.
GottaBeMe, TopCat57 and bluebayour6 like this
Enjoy your beach
(99 days ago)
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Be careful out there
(99 days ago)
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You could turn the hose on for ambiance
(99 days ago)
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Thu, 2-Apr-20 7:40 PM (99 days ago)
Spinach Salad with chicken, bacon, goat cheese, craisins, goat cheese, hard boiled egg and vinaigrette. At least the quarantine is making me eat better.
shaqila and 001Bella like this
Maraff.....before I worked in Sports TV, I worked in a restaurant for 10 years in a variety of positions. Eventually I was head chef.
(99 days ago)
Mitch...I have a funny syrup story. My buddy who worked in the restaurant i mentioned above is the head chef at Four Seasons Whistler. He mentioned something to one of his GMs about Vermont syrup..
(99 days ago)
<My micro wave skills are leg end wink
(99 days ago)
VTCali, GottaBeMe and 001Bella like this
it sparked a great debate. His GM is from the Quebec area apparently!
(99 days ago)
That beats a cucumber tomato iceberg lettuce salad.
(99 days ago)
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Thu, 2-Apr-20 3:14 PM (99 days ago)
Time to go make breakfast. Stay safe everyone.
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You too!
(99 days ago)
drive safe
(99 days ago)
You too, VT: )
(99 days ago)
Umm breakfast.. bit late for me and I only gots two eggs left...
(99 days ago)
Sat, 28-Mar-20 4:44 PM (104 days ago)
CoVID 19 update: Day 20 without work. The right hand and left hand fight for the privilege of scratching my balls.
lip2lip, Artistic and bluebayour6 like this
Never mind..but I generally find that my lift hand is good food for my balls, and my ringht is best for my dick...jerk.. LOL:
(104 days ago)
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hopefully with copious quantities of hand sanitizer applied to both the winner and the loser
(104 days ago)
My hands have both social distanced themselves...I'm out of luck sad
(104 days ago)
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My Ball and Cock have tto keek a 6 foot distence now..eek
(104 days ago)
And tree bark doesn't taste as bad as you thought it would?
(104 days ago)
Mon, 9-Mar-20 9:00 PM (123 days ago)
Sweet...I just got the Ukraine Spam thing on my profile!!! I now feel special!
Goin through all of mine seein if theres a neggy in there. nothin so far lol
(123 days ago)
Ukraine Spam??? Is that some type of new spam in a can?
(123 days ago)
I feel complete now I’ve received spam
(123 days ago)
yeah, me too, just removed it and moved on
(123 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Yep, me too. Removed it, gagged the culprit. smile
(123 days ago)
Thu, 13-Feb-20 7:22 AM (148 days ago)
Time to crawl into bed.
Wed, 15-Jan-20 3:11 AM (178 days ago)
Cock.....tail in hand. Ribs on smoker
Sun, 12-Jan-20 4:10 AM (181 days ago)
Single. Not ready to mingle.
Wed, 1-Jan-20 12:21 AM (192 days ago)
Happy New Year you bunch of pervs!
GottaBeMe and hairytits like this
You as well
(192 days ago)
Fri, 27-Dec-19 4:27 AM (197 days ago)
Any mods on?
yep im here, pm me cali
(197 days ago)
thumbup
(197 days ago)
Wed, 25-Dec-19 2:42 AM (199 days ago)
Merry Christmas NN folk! Hope you all get what you want!
Tue, 17-Dec-19 1:48 AM (207 days ago)
Just got my SW tix for Thursday. Hope it's good.
Mon, 16-Dec-19 9:08 PM (207 days ago)
The dog looks at my HomePod with hunger when anything by the "JingleCats" plays.
Artistic likes this
mine dont like dog in need sounds on youtube, he starts to get upset (if puppies hes jumping to get to the)
(207 days ago)
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Tue, 10-Dec-19 3:38 PM (213 days ago)
You know you've perved too much when the song "Pennies from Heaven" sounds like Panties from Heaven.
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Sat, 23-Nov-19 4:08 PM (230 days ago)
Y'all must be perving a lot....I got a "Server Too Busy" message. Morning pervs!
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Yo VT
(230 days ago)
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S'up Humps
(230 days ago)
Same shit different day. Staring at boobs bounce
(230 days ago)
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Did somebody say boobies..... bounce
(230 days ago)
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Tue, 29-Oct-19 4:05 AM (256 days ago)
Go ahead...get your freak on.
001Bella likes this
You dream of hospital visits with a seriously bruised bell end?
(256 days ago)
Go, Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha Freak On... I love that song!
(256 days ago)
Currently conducting a Getcha count on the above post...
(256 days ago)
Send your report to Missy E, she can't remember how many she needs to say. wink
(256 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Report compiled and sent.. 5 would appear to be approximately correct with a tolerance of +/- 2. Well executed grin
(256 days ago)
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Mon, 28-Oct-19 11:10 PM (256 days ago)
Remember the Al Pacino line in Heat? "She's got a great ass...and your head is all the way up in it"
tugking70 and GottaBeMe like this
Mon, 28-Oct-19 11:05 PM (256 days ago)
Washington DC to Houston...with my mind in LA. Nudes will take my mind away!
Free Sangria helps too.
(256 days ago)
DC traffic...Houston hurricanes, LA fire.s
(256 days ago)
VTCali likes this
Traffic wasn't too bad in DC today. Got to Dulles in about 40 minutes. No hurricane in Houston right now. LA? Well the family got evacuated this morning at 2am.
(256 days ago)
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