thatfeeling's Recent Statuses
Sun, 30-Jan-22 4:48 PM
(2 years ago)
Does anyone have any tips on how to get a song out of your head?
Fri, 5-Nov-21 1:25 AM
(2 years ago)
Stand up, she pleaded. Please stand up! You'd be a very handsome man if you just stand up! Listen madam, I'm damn near intolerably handsome down here where I am. You'd go crazy if it stood up
Fri, 29-Oct-21 12:14 AM
(2 years ago)
Tue, 19-Oct-21 3:57 PM
(2 years ago)
I can't end my messages with 'Love, Shaq' because the B-52's ruined that for me ~ Shaquille O'Neal
Wed, 13-Oct-21 10:36 AM
(2 years ago)
Today's feeling forecast: Smiley all day
Sat, 9-Oct-21 2:33 AM
(2 years ago)
Bedtime for me.. *wonders if the man with the pitchfork will have hit that magic number, by the time I wake up
Tue, 5-Oct-21 5:12 PM
(2 years ago)
A blue whales anus can stretch to approximately 3.5ft, making it the second largest arsehole on the planet, just behind people who talk on speakerphone in public..
Mon, 4-Oct-21 3:39 PM
(2 years ago)
Remember folks, the best thing about being a compulsive liar, is having a 13 inch cock
Fri, 1-Oct-21 8:23 PM
(2 years ago)
*wanders in, huffing and puffing, after trying to pull the door open, instead of pushing it... Hi!
Mon, 27-Sep-21 1:07 AM
(2 years ago)
Bedtime for me.. I hope your Monday is kind to you and if it isn't, just remember that you're someone's reason to masturbate
Sat, 18-Sep-21 6:12 PM
(2 years ago)
Whiskey is a spirit and spirits are considered to be ghosts, so I am not an alcoholic, I'm a fucking Ghostbuster
Tue, 14-Sep-21 3:58 PM
(2 years ago)
Got in touch with my inner self today.. That'll be the last time I buy cheap toilet roll
Mon, 13-Sep-21 11:46 AM
(2 years ago)
A recent study claims that the most effective way to arouse your man, is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears.. Personally, I think it's bollocks..
Sun, 12-Sep-21 12:27 AM
(2 years ago)
Goodnight and sleep tight everyone
Sat, 11-Sep-21 11:50 PM
(2 years ago)
If you were being chased by either a horse sized goose, or a hundred goose sized horse's, which would you prefer?
Sun, 29-Aug-21 11:07 PM
(2 years ago)
Fasterbating… When you’re watching one of your favourite NN videos on your phone and the battery is on 2%
Sun, 29-Aug-21 8:27 PM
(2 years ago)
Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there…..
Sun, 29-Aug-21 3:06 PM
(2 years ago)
Failed a job interview last week.. apparently a gangbang isn’t proof you can work in a team?
Sun, 1-Aug-21 1:08 PM
(2 years ago)
My friend just asked me what ringtone I’ve got. I said “I’ve never really looked, but probably light brown?”
Sun, 1-Aug-21 10:15 AM
(2 years ago)
Happy Yorkshire Day! ‘Ave a good un!
Thu, 29-Jul-21 6:17 PM
(2 years ago)
50% off renewal! Best offer I’ve had all day 😆
Sun, 25-Jul-21 5:46 PM
(2 years ago)
Been a member for 9 years, posting a status or reading other’s very rarely.. recently though, I’ve found myself being drawn to status feed, purely for the nice and funny bunch of people on here! 😊
Fri, 28-Aug-20 7:02 PM
(3 years ago)
Happy bank holiday weekend all
Sat, 2-May-20 8:37 PM
(3 years ago)
I need inspiration...
Mon, 28-Jul-14 5:25 PM
(9 years ago)
Nothing says you've been on NN a while quite like an iPhone battery can...
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