HughPenis's Recent Statuses
Thu, 7-Sep-23 9:08 PM
(203 days ago)
It's never too late for a crisp sarnie
Thu, 1-Jun-23 12:49 PM
(301 days ago)
Scratch here for todays status …………………
Thu, 13-Oct-22 7:04 PM
(1 year ago)
Crisp sarnie, rude not too
Fri, 7-Oct-22 7:49 PM
(1 year ago)
Cashew nuts are the way to go
Wed, 28-Sep-22 8:17 PM
(1 year ago)
Tue, 27-Sep-22 1:36 PM
(1 year ago)
Always borrow money from a pessimist , they wont expect it back
Sat, 24-Sep-22 8:58 AM
(1 year ago)
Got stung by a Bee yesterday, 50 quid for a jar of honey
Fri, 23-Sep-22 6:27 PM
(1 year ago)
Thu, 22-Sep-22 8:38 PM
(1 year ago)
Wed, 21-Sep-22 7:06 PM
(1 year ago)
Red Leicester cheese is totally over rated
Fri, 16-Sep-22 4:58 PM
(1 year ago)
Cheeky beer , churlish not too
Wed, 14-Sep-22 7:36 PM
(1 year ago)
Insert witty comment here ……………….
Sat, 11-Jun-22 5:24 AM
(1 year ago)
Thu, 7-Apr-22 7:53 PM
(1 year ago)
Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
lennynatural,
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Wed, 6-Apr-22 8:17 PM
(1 year ago)
Teiam , well thats that sorted
Wed, 6-Apr-22 7:45 PM
(1 year ago)
The best Safeword you can use is "Meatloaf." It means "I would do anything for love but I won't do that."
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Tue, 5-Apr-22 9:28 AM
(1 year ago)
Sun, 3-Apr-22 5:19 PM
(1 year ago)
My erection is holding up well
Sun, 3-Apr-22 12:44 PM
(1 year ago)
Didnt have enough wood to finish the job
Fri, 1-Apr-22 7:19 PM
(1 year ago)
You are in a queue and you are in position 3
Thu, 31-Mar-22 7:02 PM
(1 year ago)
Just finished a jigsaw in twenty minutes , it had 3 - 5 years on the box, result !!!!
Wed, 30-Mar-22 6:05 PM
(1 year ago)
Just forgot what I was about to say
Wed, 30-Mar-22 5:47 PM
(1 year ago)
If you think I am stupid, raise your hand. But then again, who is raising their hand in front of a screen?
Tue, 29-Mar-22 7:37 PM
(2 years ago)
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Tue, 29-Mar-22 7:19 PM
(2 years ago)
Just saw a bloke in a smart car, drinking smart water , on a smart phone, what is wrong with this picture
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