jigsawguy's Recent Statuses
Wed, 24-Apr-24 5:27 PM
(1 day ago)
Pizza, delivered to your door, after just a quick click of the fingers on your phone, when you're just in the mood for it, simply has to be the best meal ever !!!
Thu, 25-Jan-24 4:05 PM
(91 days ago)
I was disappointed last night to find all the videos of one of the people I follow on here, who I thought was a genuine amateur nude picture taker, on my favourite porn site
Ah well.
Wed, 3-Jan-24 5:53 PM
(113 days ago)
I've woken up from the same naughty dream 2 mornings in a row. Woken by the alarm clock just before climaxing in the dream, and left with a raging boner with no time to
before work. Fuming !!
Tue, 28-Nov-23 6:01 PM
(149 days ago)
Oh yes .... Lincolnshire sausages and mash in a big yorkshire pudding with lashings of gravy LOL No euphemisms or sexual innuendos there .... thats just my epic tea that I'm enjoying right now lol
Wed, 9-Aug-23 2:12 PM
(260 days ago)
Enjoying a week off work ..... and seeing different people on here because I can visit at any time of day
Mon, 31-Jul-23 4:22 PM
(269 days ago)
Apparently it's national orgasm day .... I shall be making my donation later. Would be rude not to !
Wed, 7-Jun-23 8:07 PM
(322 days ago)
Only just noticed that I've gained my 10 year badge
That's a lot of perving tbf
Fri, 2-Jun-23 8:17 AM
(328 days ago)
Big birthday weekend starts today. Birthday wishes in the form of nekkid pics to my private messages please
Tue, 9-May-23 4:58 PM
(352 days ago)
Totally true isn't it that the more you get, the more you want.
Sun, 19-Feb-23 10:06 AM
(1 year ago)
Saw Dream Theater last night. Absolutely amazing. Although it's the most civilised rock gig I've ever been to
Thu, 12-Jan-23 6:23 PM
(1 year ago)
Whats your preferred place for
? Comfy on the bed / sofa for a long sesh maybe or just bang one out anywhere for relief ?
Wed, 11-Jan-23 4:56 PM
(1 year ago)
I have some time to spare .... so I'm doing it here
Thu, 22-Dec-22 10:00 PM
(1 year ago)
Wrapping pressies nekkid .... little bit odd and different
Wed, 21-Dec-22 5:11 PM
(1 year ago)
Last band practice of the year tonight. Time for a good banging !!
Thu, 15-Dec-22 7:56 PM
(1 year ago)
It's never too cold for a
or
Fri, 18-Nov-22 9:05 AM
(1 year ago)
A long awaited day off work. What better way to start than with a browse on here
Thu, 3-Nov-22 9:29 PM
(1 year ago)
I love to be naked at home whenever possible but its a little bit chilly tonight. I've had to put a shirt on but compromised at that and kept my tackle hanging free
Anyone else do that too ?
Thu, 22-Sep-22 5:07 PM
(1 year ago)
I just love logging in to NN and checking on 'New pics from your follows' .... Always puts a smile on my face
Tue, 20-Sep-22 6:31 PM
(1 year ago)
Bit of a cheek really, I've had plenty of sex over the long weekend ..... but I'm still feeling like I need a 'play'
tonight !
Mon, 5-Sep-22 6:40 PM
(1 year ago)
Have you ever turned down sex in favour of a wank ? Like 'You know what, I just want to do it how I want and as fast or slow as I like etc etc' ? ****My answer is 'NO', I never have
****
Thu, 18-Aug-22 4:34 PM
(1 year ago)
Kids are away so me and gf are actually getting a chance to have a long 'dirty weekend' together starting tomorrow
Thu, 30-Jun-22 12:45 PM
(1 year ago)
Well after 27 months of dodging it ..... the 'rona has finally got me
Mon, 13-Jun-22 5:15 PM
(1 year ago)
Owwww ....damn sunburn
Tue, 27-Jul-21 9:41 PM
(2 years ago)
RIP Joey Jordison
Tue, 13-Jul-21 4:39 PM
(2 years ago)
I have never skinny dipped (or chunky dunked, whatevs
) Its a big deal to me that I haven't .... am I missing much ?
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