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BryanP47's Recent Statuses
Wed, 20-Jan-21 12:23 AM (3 years ago)
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Everyone please stand back. I have a hardon and it's about to blow. Everyone take cover
Throws condoms into the bunker " save yourself SEB "
(3 years ago)
Awesome..*makes water bombs
(3 years ago)
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Watching ttatsnbeard and ho lee chit getting hit with water bombs that don't bust 😯
(3 years ago)
Sick fucker.... Youll fit in just fone here. wink
(3 years ago)
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Rewatch it it slo mo Bryan. It’s even more entertaining
(3 years ago)
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Fri, 15-Jan-21 3:40 PM (3 years ago)
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Is a orange called a orange because the color orange or is tge color orange call orange because of a orange? 🤔
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Going through the orange family
(3 years ago)
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Our very own man from Del Monte.
(3 years ago)
Len Monte
(3 years ago)
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Both sons of the leg end Full Monty
(3 years ago)
An orange is called an orange because of the color orange. Next question...?
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 14-Jan-21 2:59 PM (3 years ago)
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It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood a beautiful day to be neighborly. Wouldn't you be mine could you be my. Won't you be my neighbor
I don't have neighbors so it couldn't be me
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 10-Jan-21 11:41 PM (3 years ago)
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This is the post you all have been waiting for
Sat, 9-Jan-21 5:41 PM (3 years ago)
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If I was someone else would you still be the same ?
Yep. Once a rat bastard, always a rat bastard. That's me grin
(3 years ago)
The answer to this question seems easy. Is this a trick??
(3 years ago)
Yep, as long as you aren't me!
(3 years ago)
Fri, 8-Jan-21 2:59 PM (3 years ago)
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Seems slow in here today
Fri, 8-Jan-21 2:49 AM (3 years ago)
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I'm so horny I could disappoint 2 or 3 if you girls tonight
ha ha , surely not bwyan tongue
(3 years ago)
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Wed, 6-Jan-21 6:10 PM (3 years ago)
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If driving your car at the speed of light at night whst would happen if you turned your lights on? 🤯
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Things that make you go hmmmm?
(3 years ago)
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Speeding light show
(3 years ago)
What if you went in reverse?
(3 years ago)
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i fink ya car wood essplode, she canny hack no more, jim w00t
(3 years ago)
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you slow downgrin
(3 years ago)
Tue, 5-Jan-21 11:55 PM (3 years ago)
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If i was a sculptor but then again no. Or a man that makes potions in a traveling show
Tue, 5-Jan-21 9:03 PM (3 years ago)
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Intelligence + femininity = me being captivated
maraff, GottaBeMe and flitterbee like this
howdy bryan ... me not intelligent or feminine haha
(3 years ago)
Flitterbee you have always captivated me
(3 years ago)
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My goodness. Didn't get connected with you while we were in AZ. Hope you had a great NYE.
(3 years ago)
Paramour it would have been nice to meet and had a drink with you both.
(3 years ago)
Thu, 16-Apr-20 2:35 AM (3 years ago)
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As I go through comments I feel like Stir Crazy has taken ahold of a majority sexually inclined population
Sat, 11-Apr-20 12:08 AM (3 years ago)
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When you spend 6 months training for cockfighting and everyone else shows up with chickens. Tgey should be more specific about what kind of fighting
happyhumper69 and PApda like this
Wed, 8-Apr-20 10:51 PM (3 years ago)
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What the world needs now is love sweet love
spunky4u and GottaBeMe like this
What the world needs now is self love sweet self love
(3 years ago)
tugking70 and BryanP47 like this
Raving, thanks Captain Obvious.........
(3 years ago)
na it need a cure
(3 years ago)
lip2lip and BryanP47 like this
Probally no cure..Time will tell.
(3 years ago)
Wed, 8-Apr-20 4:50 PM (3 years ago)
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Her lips are devil red
And so is her backside
(3 years ago)
Fri, 3-Apr-20 8:07 PM (3 years ago)
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I'm hooked. I need a 12 step program to stop masterbating to the girls on NN. Any suggestions?
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,Pfft....
(3 years ago)
much rather be bad at grammar and have a good Personality. Than to be good at grammar and have a terrible personality
(3 years ago)
Fortunately I have BOTH LOL and a sense of humor to go with it!!
(3 years ago)
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And you're very humble I see too
(3 years ago)
Absolutely....
(3 years ago)
Wed, 1-Apr-20 11:29 AM (3 years ago)
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What's something positive that has come from being locked down with you ?
if i do want to go somewhere i can go withiout a problem but I never hardly go anywhere anyhow...lol
(3 years ago)
I can't think of anything, hey Bryanwink
(3 years ago)
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nothing different, I never go out anyway.
(3 years ago)
Not in a lockdown?
(3 years ago)
Mr_Vein and BryanP47 like this
Hey adele.
(3 years ago)
Tue, 31-Mar-20 5:45 PM (3 years ago)
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Who is the first person you want to see after this mess is over?
Meatloaf sang about him in Bat out of Hell!
(3 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and BryanP47 like this
Ozzy Osbourne ate him on stage
(3 years ago)
EmuLater and BryanP47 like this
My dad.
(3 years ago)
ThePadrino and BryanP47 like this
So far it seems the hairdresser is going to be busy
(3 years ago)
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I'd say beautician but by then I'd prolly need a barber to rid my moustache.
(3 years ago)
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Sat, 28-Mar-20 9:07 AM (4 years ago)
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What would you do if you could?
Shhh flitt it's my imagination lol
(4 years ago)
haha tongue
(4 years ago)
The sexy WonderFlitt. Cape and golden lasso lol
(4 years ago)
oh im far from being wonderflitt too, more like dumbarseflitt
(4 years ago)
My imagination you tie me up with the golden lasso flitt lol
(4 years ago)
Fri, 27-Mar-20 10:48 PM (4 years ago)
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A proud day for me
Por kway?
(4 years ago)
Fri, 27-Mar-20 8:34 AM (4 years ago)
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I want you to want me
I need you to need me.
(4 years ago)
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Come together right now
(4 years ago)
Thu, 26-Mar-20 2:57 PM (4 years ago)
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You touch you and I touch me. The new social distancing fun time
Mon, 23-Mar-20 3:21 PM (4 years ago)
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Like to know your most embarrassing moment during sex.
Not so much embarrassing more bemused,lol. During an orgy,I was involved in performing oral sex on a lady and someone started oral sex on me.It was not till I moved, I realised it was a guy doing it.
(4 years ago)
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Sat, 21-Mar-20 1:32 PM (4 years ago)
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What are you finding that you're doing more of now that yourself contained ( eating more, sleeping more, having more sex)
doin a lot mo knitting grin
(4 years ago)
lot more sex will see in nine months
(4 years ago)
Fri, 20-Mar-20 4:55 PM (4 years ago)
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Week 2 of the apocalypse and life isn't as eventful as the movies made it out to be
Stay safe and healthy hun xoxox
(4 years ago)
I'm watching a live stream from candy makers from NY.
(4 years ago)
Yes Hollywood does seem to glorify everything
(4 years ago)
Wed, 18-Mar-20 11:19 PM (4 years ago)
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Insane in the membrane insane insane in the brain. Have that stuck in my head for some reason
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