theroyalcouple's Recent Statuses
Thu, 28-Mar-24 8:12 AM
(15 hours ago)
If you did it, but said you didn't, that means you did it.
Sun, 24-Mar-24 12:57 PM
(4 days ago)
Happy birthday to Mrs RC. Please help her celebrate by having big world wide parties for her. 🎉🎉🎉♥️🌹🎂🍻🥂🍾🍺
Thu, 21-Mar-24 8:22 AM
(7 days ago)
Just ordered 3 pizzas. Forgot to update my address. Pizzas now being delivered to an AirBnB in Noble Park, Victoria. 800 km away!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wed, 20-Mar-24 8:22 AM
(8 days ago)
Who remembers SunGod_dess? Wonder what happened to her?
Fri, 15-Mar-24 8:53 PM
(13 days ago)
Ooohhh ok. The little + thingy.
Wed, 13-Mar-24 8:48 PM
(15 days ago)
Free coffee from Melissa at OTR this morning. Thanks you sexy.
Mon, 11-Mar-24 11:07 PM
(17 days ago)
Reverifyed. Thanks you. But the PM you sent says.....
Fri, 8-Mar-24 11:33 PM
(19 days ago)
43c forecast for today. Going to put a jacket on and turn up the heater. Ugh 🥴🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Fri, 8-Mar-24 12:19 PM
(20 days ago)
Shaq, I'm in bed on my mobile phone and NN had fucked up again so I can't reply to your porno topic. It's a good topic though.
Thu, 7-Mar-24 1:03 PM
(21 days ago)
Feeling down? Always remember: when the butterfly turns into the ugly frog, the prince goes for a beer.
Wed, 6-Mar-24 3:41 AM
(22 days ago)
Lol. Is it good or bad if the notification bell says (!)
Sun, 3-Mar-24 9:54 AM
(25 days ago)
The only good thing about tomorrow being Monday is one day closer to something better.
Wed, 28-Feb-24 9:03 AM
(29 days ago)
We get excited when we see a new couple from Australia. Then their profile says they are 3,000 km away. 🙁 Lol
Tue, 27-Feb-24 7:13 AM
(30 days ago)
I wonder who the man is who is posting Kris2000 pics and writing the captions? 🤔
Mon, 26-Feb-24 1:01 PM
(31 days ago)
That's the way, sweety. Air brush those fake boob scars away.
Mon, 26-Feb-24 10:32 AM
(31 days ago)
Scientists have just worked out how to grow vocal chords in a test tube. The results speak for themselves.
Sat, 24-Feb-24 9:03 PM
(33 days ago)
Do ya think hitgirly was meant to be hotgirly but they made a typo? Hitting girly's is bad. Very baad.
Fri, 23-Feb-24 12:35 AM
(34 days ago)
Back laters. Stay sexy.
Wed, 21-Feb-24 6:33 AM
(36 days ago)
Blueboy18 posting random pics of random guys. Mods??
Mon, 19-Feb-24 2:25 PM
(38 days ago)
Look at the kind of videos that are getting through. Modeltemp: 13 mins of nothing. Mod approved.
Sat, 17-Feb-24 12:46 AM
(40 days ago)
The sales guy kept pushing, even though I’d already said, “No”, many times. So I shouted, “Non!”, “Nyet!”, “Nein!” But he wouldn’t take no foreign answer. 🤪
Thu, 15-Feb-24 6:39 AM
(42 days ago)
Nothing says loneliness like a guy all tied up in bondage gear and he's all alone in the house.
Wed, 14-Feb-24 12:10 AM
(43 days ago)
Ukliz has a bloody hot set of photos. Gotta be in the top 10 of NN sexiness. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Sun, 11-Feb-24 8:20 AM
(46 days ago)
What is going on with all the status updates that make no sense at all?
Thu, 8-Feb-24 12:23 PM
(49 days ago)
We're back!!
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