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theroyalcouple's Recent Statuses
Thu, 28-Mar-24 8:12 AM (15 hours ago)
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If you did it, but said you didn't, that means you did it.
j f k ... i didn't do it crying
(13 hours ago)
I'm not sure what is even is?
(11 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
if you didn't do it, but said you did, then you didn't.
(11 hours ago)
Only if you tell lies
(9 hours ago)
oh i did do it then, but thats a lie blink
(2 hours ago)
Sun, 24-Mar-24 12:57 PM (4 days ago)
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Happy birthday to Mrs RC. Please help her celebrate by having big world wide parties for her. 🎉🎉🎉♥️🌹🎂🍻🥂🍾🍺
Happy Birthday Mrs RC! 🎂🎉🍻🍹🍸 Hope you are having a FaNNtastic Birthday!
(4 days ago)
Having parties = Having sex? Then happy birthday 🎂 to her💦
(3 days ago)
Happy birthday Mrs RC 🥳 x
(3 days ago)
hapy hapy crappy berthday to meeeeee yahoo
(3 days ago)
Happy belated birthday Ms RC
(3 days ago)
Thu, 21-Mar-24 8:22 AM (7 days ago)
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Just ordered 3 pizzas. Forgot to update my address. Pizzas now being delivered to an AirBnB in Noble Park, Victoria. 800 km away!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I worked in a tab once, quite often, big winners would give a 'bonus' back to you, just for doing your job quick so they got their bets on in time
(5 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Yeah. Mrs RC gets some tips from people playing the pokies but they pool it all together to share with the pubs staff at Xmas.
(5 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
What are you like
(5 days ago)
I'm like a superhero without the charm.
(5 days ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
You have plenty of charm
(5 days ago)
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Wed, 20-Mar-24 8:22 AM (8 days ago)
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Who remembers SunGod_dess? Wonder what happened to her?
Mighta got ated by lion an tigers w00t
(8 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
or attacked by a hippapossumus crying
(8 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
I remembered her among many other good friends that left long ago... She surely was kind and hot too, miss them all...
(8 days ago)
I do!!
(8 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
I miss her too
(8 days ago)
Fri, 15-Mar-24 8:53 PM (13 days ago)
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Ooohhh ok. The little + thingy.
anonymouspisces likes this
If you are talking to me,what scroll?
(13 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Well, if Theres alot of comments. And youve read them. You dont have to scroll down to add yours. You just open a new comment tab thingymajig.
(13 days ago)
Maybe its just my lazy brain enjoying skipping a seconds work 😂
(13 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Rarely ever a lot of comments, so I'm good grin
(13 days ago)
We eat Vegemite scrolls for breaky.
(12 days ago)
Wed, 13-Mar-24 8:48 PM (15 days ago)
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Free coffee from Melissa at OTR this morning. Thanks you sexy.
SpiritWolf68 likes this
AND .... camels milk ? GEDFUCKED!!!!
(15 days ago)
We went to a restaurant once where he chef come from Tibet. He made us a goat curry dish that we loved. Om Nom fucking Nom.
(15 days ago)
Nice pictures
(15 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Thanks Max. We like all yours to.
(15 days ago)
Ya right. I should do some
(14 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Mon, 11-Mar-24 11:07 PM (17 days ago)
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Reverifyed. Thanks you. But the PM you sent says.....
errr, hi theroyalcouple, who are you talking too ? confused
(16 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
NN I guess, but anyone who will read and have an answer for us
(16 days ago)
Only the shadow knows
(16 days ago)
The shadow sounds like some sort of super hero.
(16 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
The occasional other party is OK as long as they are not identifiable.
(16 days ago)
Fri, 8-Mar-24 11:33 PM (19 days ago)
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43c forecast for today. Going to put a jacket on and turn up the heater. Ugh 🥴🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Lol 43 Celcius. 110 Fahrenheit. It's been over 100f for the past two days and will be fit the next three or four.
(19 days ago)
Ok well that sucks your temp is the same as mine but mine is F
(19 days ago)
Your emojis threw us off I think 😆 or at least me.
(19 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Ugh. From 43c to pouring with rain.
(19 days ago)
dont send that this way rc, keep it in SA freak
(19 days ago)
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Fri, 8-Mar-24 12:19 PM (20 days ago)
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Shaq, I'm in bed on my mobile phone and NN had fucked up again so I can't reply to your porno topic. It's a good topic though.
Wait... I am on the desktop version of the site on my phone
(20 days ago)
shaqila likes this
Switch and try again.
(20 days ago)
Doesn't that only happen on just the actual mobile part,I've never had an issue with desktop, there are many reasons I avoid using mobile,the fact that so many complain about this issue is the main on
(20 days ago)
Hi trc smile
(20 days ago)
That shouldn't happen on desktop, that's crazy
(20 days ago)
Thu, 7-Mar-24 1:03 PM (21 days ago)
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Feeling down? Always remember: when the butterfly turns into the ugly frog, the prince goes for a beer.
smitten4u and lennynatural like this
whats a frog got to do with felling up a duck? blink
(21 days ago)
Wed, 6-Mar-24 3:41 AM (22 days ago)
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Lol. Is it good or bad if the notification bell says (!)
KiwiPic and smitten4u like this
I've had that before it's just irritating lol
(22 days ago)
means you have lots of chatty friends lol mine is often there as a few of mine chat alot ... ^^ adele is one grin lol xx
(22 days ago)
🤣🤣🤣 Flitts called you out, AGR. Lol
(22 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Oh. Ugh. 🤢 One wants hubby too watch while he tears my asshole apart so bad sitting as I know it will be gone. Scary.
(22 days ago)
It means you started a shit-show. Again!! 🤣🤣🤣 trc you two keep up the fine work you do here.
(22 days ago)
Sun, 3-Mar-24 9:54 AM (25 days ago)
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The only good thing about tomorrow being Monday is one day closer to something better.
I'm going to a place that starts with B, bit it's none of those!
(25 days ago)
I'm goin Texas grin
(25 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
^Ball field ?
(25 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Already went there smitts. I think there is not gonna be a ballfield this trip. There will be some amazing BBQ tho! 😁
(25 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
I get money on Friday, every two weeks
(24 days ago)
Wed, 28-Feb-24 9:03 AM (29 days ago)
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We get excited when we see a new couple from Australia. Then their profile says they are 3,000 km away. 🙁 Lol
That's just down the road isn't it lol
(29 days ago)
Mojo it’s practically next door lol 😂
(29 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Always the way with NN…
(29 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
True. We say "yeah, I can get that, just up the track" ... 12 hours later.... Lol
(29 days ago)
Mr_Vein and Pete_from_Aus like this
Pfft just a planeride away LOL
(29 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Tue, 27-Feb-24 7:13 AM (30 days ago)
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I wonder who the man is who is posting Kris2000 pics and writing the captions? 🤔
anonymouspisces and smitten4u like this
Indeed
(30 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
i thought the same thing. Not in a million years are those written by a woman 🤔
(30 days ago)
theroyalcouple and smitten4u like this
What’s this? She’s not calling herself a cunt or whore? It’s some loser posting pics of an angel? Revenge porn should be a hanging offense.
(30 days ago)
Add this account to the growing list
(30 days ago)
Mon, 26-Feb-24 1:01 PM (31 days ago)
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That's the way, sweety. Air brush those fake boob scars away.
On NN? Say it ain’t so! 🤣🤣🤣
(31 days ago)
smitten4u and theroyalcouple like this
The actual Bob job looks and unnatural. Not attractive at all
(31 days ago)
Mr_Vein and smitten4u like this
I like today's pic. He made the ass cheek farthest from the camera bigger than the close one! 🤣
(30 days ago)
Mon, 26-Feb-24 10:32 AM (31 days ago)
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Scientists have just worked out how to grow vocal chords in a test tube. The results speak for themselves.
6Robroy9, smitten4u, Mr_Vein and Relaxer like this
Sat, 24-Feb-24 9:03 PM (33 days ago)
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Do ya think hitgirly was meant to be hotgirly but they made a typo? Hitting girly's is bad. Very baad.
Mr_Vein, McPhallus and smitten4u like this
Do tell more Sarah 🤔
(33 days ago)
Not a good choice of words, Sarah. But we know what you mean
(32 days ago)
Nooo. Girly is simply a big hit in the NN hit parade. Nothing more sinister than that 😝
(32 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Hitgirl is a character, guessing hitgirly is a progression of hitgirl. Or we could ask...
(32 days ago)
But she likes it if I hit her ass. rolleyes
(32 days ago)
Fri, 23-Feb-24 12:35 AM (34 days ago)
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Back laters. Stay sexy.
Wed, 21-Feb-24 6:33 AM (36 days ago)
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Blueboy18 posting random pics of random guys. Mods??
Mr_Vein and McPhallus like this
There are 66 photos in that gallery and every one looks like the same person.
(36 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
If you're referring to the two split screen shots from the 18th, that's him and statue..
(36 days ago)
Hi Happy, The pics I was refering to have been removed after I reported them. They were four different cocks of different lengths asking us to guess the sizes.
(36 days ago)
Mon, 19-Feb-24 2:25 PM (38 days ago)
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Look at the kind of videos that are getting through. Modeltemp: 13 mins of nothing. Mod approved.
No. Shut up.
(37 days ago)
aww go on rc, apply for mod status 😜
(37 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Skin heads, mods and rockers. Just one big brawl.
(37 days ago)
TRC for video mod tongue
(37 days ago)
I'm not sitting through videos of fat old men sticking fruit and veggies up their stinky poodots.
(37 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sat, 17-Feb-24 12:46 AM (40 days ago)
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The sales guy kept pushing, even though I’d already said, “No”, many times. So I shouted, “Non!”, “Nyet!”, “Nein!” But he wouldn’t take no foreign answer. 🤪
LOL nono
(40 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Teehee
(40 days ago)
Nei.
(40 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
nay
(40 days ago)
Fleepy333 likes this
🤣🤣🤣
(40 days ago)
Fleepy333 likes this
Thu, 15-Feb-24 6:39 AM (42 days ago)
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Nothing says loneliness like a guy all tied up in bondage gear and he's all alone in the house.
That’s quite a trick, tying yourself up. Like a reverse Houdini!
(42 days ago)
risingmoonsunset likes this
Wed, 14-Feb-24 12:10 AM (43 days ago)
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Ukliz has a bloody hot set of photos. Gotta be in the top 10 of NN sexiness. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
fetish69 likes this
Her videos are even better
(43 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Or should I say their videos as she is married
(43 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Sun, 11-Feb-24 8:20 AM (46 days ago)
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What is going on with all the status updates that make no sense at all?
BigBonerBeauty likes this
If you turn left at the middle and travel backwards while eating a fish you’ll reach a kettle.
(46 days ago)
You've got a hot bod, Damo.
(46 days ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Thank you. Very kind x
(46 days ago)
Thu, 8-Feb-24 12:23 PM (49 days ago)
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We're back!!
yahoo
(49 days ago)
Who?
(49 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Hello Back!
(49 days ago)
.in black??
(49 days ago)
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