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Darwinesque's Recent Statuses
Tue, 23-Nov-21 6:29 AM (2 years ago)
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I just read a thing that said a pregnant woman in a bath is a human submarine....can't really argue that lol R
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If I remember correctly, the womb can expand up to 500 times it's normal size when pregnant. They'll be fine.
(2 years ago)
blink 500 times? but will the hull take it Scotty.?
(2 years ago)
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n more worrying will the torpedo door breach? crying
(2 years ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Did you just question the dilithium crystal Wodes?!?!....as for the torpedo door, it'll hold....for 9 months anyway....
(2 years ago)
Me, question? oh no no no no no no no no no yes
(2 years ago)
Mon, 21-Dec-20 8:17 AM (3 years ago)
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I'm getting up in a minute to have brekky. I can taste the coffee now and my stomach thinks my throats been cut. I intend to enjoy said brekky in the finest of company. A good day smile
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Can't see you even getting a decent appetiser from a guinea pig
(3 years ago)
Either way, black pud awaits...slán Wods smile
(3 years ago)
How come all I got was toast!?
(3 years ago)
Darwinesque likes this
cornflakes (plain) sour milk n teaspoon sugar
(3 years ago)
guinea pig, be like a quale,,, one bite n tooth pics
(3 years ago)
Wed, 9-Dec-20 12:38 AM (3 years ago)
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That feeling when you're unable to sleep and netflix has feck all of interest on all of a sudden....this may result in the consumption of alcohol! smile
Raven, Ireland has a lot of good things going for it, without satellite
(3 years ago)
Tv isnt one of them lol
(3 years ago)
just saw the trailer to Monster Hunter, dang does Milla not age?
(3 years ago)
Darwinesque likes this
Oh and its got Ron Pearlman, love him
(3 years ago)
Artistic likes this
Ron Perlman is a fantastic Twitter follow.
(3 years ago)
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Mon, 7-Dec-20 10:11 PM (3 years ago)
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So ive been counting the days till the arrival of my new treadmill...and then today I get told, 'slight delay, possibly next Thursday...or definitely within the next three working days after that'' :\
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Seems that’s one thing our countries have in common sadly
(3 years ago)
is treadmill same as crosstrainer? goes to google
(3 years ago)
ahh i thought it sounded familiar, i believe i read the crosstrainger is more effective? both to get fit and lose weight
(3 years ago)
Oh I imagine it is...but itd kill me lol
(3 years ago)
i have one, but now im scared ill fall of it if i use it (due to balance issues)
(3 years ago)
Sun, 6-Dec-20 11:38 PM (3 years ago)
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Is it just me or does an elephants skin always look like its a half size too big? smile
IrishLad_27_ and nicenaughty like this
Yeah but thier heads move 360 and they fly all stealth.....
(3 years ago)
Its no good Nice...the owl dream just died a hideous and ignoble death...thanks for that! Lol
(3 years ago)
Right Im off to bed to think normal fuzzy cute non_crap eating animals..night all, thanks for the giggles smile
(3 years ago)
Night D.... think of the fussy platapouse that is a mammal and lays eggs
(3 years ago)
its so when they puff up they look twice as big and it scares away other critters smile
(3 years ago)
Sat, 5-Dec-20 12:01 PM (3 years ago)
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Thats it people, the tree goes up today! smile
<< absolutely
(3 years ago)
cool
(3 years ago)
Maraff, I cant believe ye desecrated the thoughts of my tree like that! Ill never be able to look at it the same way again lol
(3 years ago)
well whatever did go up it wasn't the tree!
(3 years ago)
Darwinesque likes this
that was a big decision , did ya get it all decorated too?
(3 years ago)
Mon, 9-Nov-20 3:33 PM (3 years ago)
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Anyone else having trouble uploading vids from youtube lately? I usually have no hassle but lately though it plays on my computer it shows up here as 'v ideo unavailable ' sad
Yeah Emu, Ive had that before, but then it wont play on my computer either usually. Theres a Stevie Nicks song that needs playing here! smile
(3 years ago)
Never been able to fathom it out - despite being given instructions - so gave up trying years ago
(3 years ago)
Can you PM me the 11 character code and I'll see if I get a problem?
(3 years ago)
Just sent it Emu
(3 years ago)
Replied
(3 years ago)
Tue, 29-Sep-20 4:13 PM (3 years ago)
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Working in a b&b, we had to tell an elderly British gent today that he couldnt book a room here (Ireland) as he isnt on our covid travel green list. His rely was ' oh dear. Whats covid?' Lol
lennynatural likes this
Ignorance is bliss
(3 years ago)
"oh gramps i told you last week"
(3 years ago)
please define "elderly"
(3 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
please define "covid"
(3 years ago)
And I thought I was clueless.
(3 years ago)
Fri, 21-Aug-20 7:06 AM (3 years ago)
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Day off and im spending a shocking amount of time delighting in the fact that i have time to make breakfast smile
ooo yum, not had pancakes for yonks, i should make some one day
(3 years ago)
Carpe diem woman! Enough of this healthy living crap lol
(3 years ago)
researcherxxx likes this
lol, i usually have cereal or eggs n bacon , but pancakes might have to be on the me n u one day soon smile ... thanks for the reminder ! lol
(3 years ago)
Darwinesque likes this
Too early for flapjacks?
(3 years ago)
food porn
(3 years ago)
Fri, 14-Aug-20 9:32 AM (3 years ago)
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At the moment ive got a builder, an electrician and two plumbers in my house. Its like the start of a bad porno when all i want is my new kitchen smile
Lucky you, we can’t get any materials to do the work sad
(3 years ago)
How many mustaches?
(3 years ago)
My guess is five PApda wink
(3 years ago)
rofl
(3 years ago)
is the builders name Bob? [askin fo a frend like] grin
(3 years ago)
Thu, 30-Jul-20 9:38 PM (3 years ago)
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On a comment on one of my pics, i clicked to see which pic it was and ended up in somewhere called bnude.....anyone explain this? My pic was there but it said i hadnt a profile.
allcatsaregrey likes this
^^^^ Correct.
(3 years ago)
Bnudes is merely a *mirror* site of NN...it's like when you look in a mirror,you see yourself..it's a reflection of NN. You felt safe putting your pics here,it's the exact same site,different name.
(3 years ago)
It's too bad you chose to delete them,you had some nice pics.
(3 years ago)
001Bella and bluebayour6 like this
I concur ^^. Hello Adele! 😊😘
(3 years ago)
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I liked your pictures (heel geil)
(3 years ago)
Thu, 16-Jul-20 7:34 PM (3 years ago)
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Ive had a brilliant day, in the best company, with a delicious lunch and a soundtrack that kept me smiling. Life be good smile
Sounds awesome! What was on the menu & what was the soundtrack?
(3 years ago)
smile
(3 years ago)
Wed, 15-Jul-20 5:27 AM (3 years ago)
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That feeling when theres half hour left before the alarm goes off but for some reason you just can't stay asleep..
bluebayour6 and MauveEagle646 like this
That's the worst,hey Darwinesmile
(3 years ago)
Hey Adele, and yep, its the pits smile
(3 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Perfect half hour to spare for a play, isn't it? Though I usually want a nap after that. blush
(3 years ago)
That happened to me this morning as well.. i really needed that sleep too
(3 years ago)
It's better than you still being overtired when the alarm goes off, shirley.
(3 years ago)
Mon, 22-Jun-20 10:03 AM (3 years ago)
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My kid just headed off to a friends telling me 'you must be excited! The house to yourself with the tv and you can eat what you want!'
mine chose to sneak out and leave the doors unlocked the other night. I am suffering though all the karma I was I told I would
(3 years ago)
KiwiPic and flitterbee like this
My thoughts would be lock all the doors, run around naked and do what ever I want to...lol
(3 years ago)
Well there is a true family caring sharing tale lol.
(3 years ago)
Sun, 12-Apr-20 6:49 AM (3 years ago)
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So, to pass the cocooning time away, ive been baking, digging a fish pond and Marie Kondo-ing the feck out of my wardrobe.whats everyone else been up to? smile
tanfas1 and newromantic like this
Fading away slowly
(3 years ago)
Darwinesque likes this
Ohh i expected at least a wild exit from you, never a fade smile
(3 years ago)
When forgotten it’s a memory and it has faded
(3 years ago)
Hands New R a glass of vino and an easter egg..things that make the world a better place smile
(3 years ago)
newromantic likes this
baking in a fish pond ?? eat your heart out Jamie Oliver
(3 years ago)
Darwinesque and 001Bella like this
Fri, 20-Mar-20 7:07 AM (4 years ago)
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Since all language oral and practical exams have been cancelled here due to school closures, my kid just got three A's. Small upside at least smile
Well hello stranger xxx missing you xxx
(4 years ago)
missed ya
(4 years ago)
She.d have earned them anyway ??????????
(4 years ago)
Wed, 26-Feb-20 7:37 AM (4 years ago)
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No work, no school run, no errands, no problem.....sigh of a happy Darwinesque.
and great pix today WoW!
(4 years ago)
Hoo-yah immediately makes me think of The Scent of a Woman....love that film smile
(4 years ago)
Thank you smile
(4 years ago)
oh yes good film
(4 years ago)
Hoo-Yah BooBies! HHoo-Yah = yes I will Ho-yah = OMG!
(4 years ago)
Mon, 24-Feb-20 2:13 PM (4 years ago)
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There are times when you realise that life can be damn good...today is one of those days people grin
Thu, 16-Jan-20 2:44 PM (4 years ago)
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Ive put a silver face mask on.....according to himself, I look like the tin man from The Wizard of oz
dont you mean one of the aliens from the smash adverts?
(4 years ago)
maraff likes this
For mash get Smash lol
(4 years ago)
maraff, tanfas1 and Mr_Vein like this
Mon, 13-Jan-20 9:32 AM (4 years ago)
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Ive just had sex with my socks on......thats a first for me!
nosanity and 001Bella like this
Excellent!
(4 years ago)
Anyway,these socks,were they odd ones with 'oles in 'em?
(4 years ago)
nosanity likes this
Just the one hole is a must! Hey Maraff! smile
(4 years ago)
maraff likes this
But did you keep your hair on? Or you can leave your hat on! smile
(4 years ago)
Hello Bella smile
(4 years ago)
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Mon, 6-Jan-20 8:44 PM (4 years ago)
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I had roast lamb for dinner in front of a blazing fire and a good film. Im a happy bunny??
Lol, better pick a day ive not just eaten my fill and am about to fall asleep then! wink
(4 years ago)
I'd ask about the movie but I'm more interested in the details of food & drinks. starter/nibbles, trimmings, sauce ooh & pudding? So many questions unanswered! grin
(4 years ago)
maraff likes this
and do you use fire lighters?
(4 years ago)
I use matches myself. Very useful in WC to camouflage odours.
(4 years ago)
and where was my invite
(4 years ago)
Sun, 29-Dec-19 9:54 AM (4 years ago)
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When i come back, Im gonna be a churro! ??
GottaBeMe and owbiglineman like this
I’m following this as I love churros and want to see how this pans out Xx
(4 years ago)
churros are good hey pb smile
(4 years ago)
Because you love being dipped and eaten?
(4 years ago)
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(4 years ago)
I love licking churros, so tasty.
(4 years ago)
Fri, 27-Dec-19 11:23 PM (4 years ago)
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Dont give six year olds kareokee machines for christmas!
You asking or offering D xoxoxo
(4 years ago)
Lol, wondering where the damn question marks came from lol
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Knock those cobwebs off
(4 years ago)
Nor a fucking drum set to a 4 year old....... everywhere I go, all I hear is fucking drums......
(4 years ago)
^^^ Lmao!
(4 years ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 6:06 PM (5 years ago)
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My fav saying 'Is minic a bhris beál duine a shrón' (its often a persons mouth, broke their nose)...any other good ones not the run of the mill?
bhris.... isn't that when they take part of your wiener?
(5 years ago)
Ley-dd and Darwinesque like this
Not done too frequently in Ireland as it happens lol
(5 years ago)
'Is maith an scáthán súil charad.' (a friends eye is a good mirror) wink
(5 years ago)
Not my Irish friends obviously because we're a nation of slagging bastards lol
(5 years ago)
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Sun, 17-Mar-19 8:34 AM (5 years ago)
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Lá Fhéile Pádraig Shona Daoibh grin
NorseRhune likes this
Um, oui??
(5 years ago)
That's easy for you to say!
(5 years ago)
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Happy St. Patrick's Day to you too smile
(5 years ago)
Ahh metal...knew someone would be with me smile
(5 years ago)
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Good 'o Google
(5 years ago)
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