Darwinesque's Recent Statuses
Tue, 23-Nov-21 6:29 AM
(2 years ago)
I just read a thing that said a pregnant woman in a bath is a human submarine....can't really argue that lol R
Mon, 21-Dec-20 8:17 AM
(3 years ago)
I'm getting up in a minute to have brekky. I can taste the coffee now and my stomach thinks my throats been cut. I intend to enjoy said brekky in the finest of company. A good day
Wed, 9-Dec-20 12:38 AM
(3 years ago)
That feeling when you're unable to sleep and netflix has feck all of interest on all of a sudden....this may result in the consumption of alcohol!
Mon, 7-Dec-20 10:11 PM
(3 years ago)
So ive been counting the days till the arrival of my new treadmill...and then today I get told, 'slight delay, possibly next Thursday...or definitely within the next three working days after that'' :\
Sun, 6-Dec-20 11:38 PM
(3 years ago)
Is it just me or does an elephants skin always look like its a half size too big?
Sat, 5-Dec-20 12:01 PM
(3 years ago)
Thats it people, the tree goes up today!
Mon, 9-Nov-20 3:33 PM
(3 years ago)
Anyone else having trouble uploading vids from youtube lately? I usually have no hassle but lately though it plays on my computer it shows up here as 'v ideo unavailable '
Tue, 29-Sep-20 4:13 PM
(3 years ago)
Working in a b&b, we had to tell an elderly British gent today that he couldnt book a room here (Ireland) as he isnt on our covid travel green list. His rely was ' oh dear. Whats covid?' Lol
Fri, 21-Aug-20 7:06 AM
(3 years ago)
Day off and im spending a shocking amount of time delighting in the fact that i have time to make breakfast
Fri, 14-Aug-20 9:32 AM
(3 years ago)
At the moment ive got a builder, an electrician and two plumbers in my house. Its like the start of a bad porno when all i want is my new kitchen
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Thu, 30-Jul-20 9:38 PM
(3 years ago)
On a comment on one of my pics, i clicked to see which pic it was and ended up in somewhere called bnude.....anyone explain this? My pic was there but it said i hadnt a profile.
Thu, 16-Jul-20 7:34 PM
(3 years ago)
Ive had a brilliant day, in the best company, with a delicious lunch and a soundtrack that kept me smiling. Life be good
Wed, 15-Jul-20 5:27 AM
(3 years ago)
That feeling when theres half hour left before the alarm goes off but for some reason you just can't stay asleep..
Mon, 22-Jun-20 10:03 AM
(3 years ago)
My kid just headed off to a friends telling me 'you must be excited! The house to yourself with the tv and you can eat what you want!'
Sun, 12-Apr-20 6:49 AM
(3 years ago)
So, to pass the cocooning time away, ive been baking, digging a fish pond and Marie Kondo-ing the feck out of my wardrobe.whats everyone else been up to?
Fri, 20-Mar-20 7:07 AM
(4 years ago)
Since all language oral and practical exams have been cancelled here due to school closures, my kid just got three A's. Small upside at least
Wed, 26-Feb-20 7:37 AM
(4 years ago)
No work, no school run, no errands, no problem.....sigh of a happy Darwinesque.
Mon, 24-Feb-20 2:13 PM
(4 years ago)
There are times when you realise that life can be damn good...today is one of those days people
Thu, 16-Jan-20 2:44 PM
(4 years ago)
Ive put a silver face mask on.....according to himself, I look like the tin man from The Wizard of oz
Mon, 13-Jan-20 9:32 AM
(4 years ago)
Ive just had sex with my socks on......thats a first for me!
Mon, 6-Jan-20 8:44 PM
(4 years ago)
I had roast lamb for dinner in front of a blazing fire and a good film. Im a happy bunny??
Sun, 29-Dec-19 9:54 AM
(4 years ago)
When i come back, Im gonna be a churro! ??
Fri, 27-Dec-19 11:23 PM
(4 years ago)
Dont give six year olds kareokee machines for christmas!
Sat, 23-Mar-19 6:06 PM
(5 years ago)
My fav saying 'Is minic a bhris beál duine a shrón' (its often a persons mouth, broke their nose)...any other good ones not the run of the mill?
Sun, 17-Mar-19 8:34 AM
(5 years ago)
Lá Fhéile Pádraig Shona Daoibh
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