artlover4u's Recent Statuses
Fri, 15-Oct-21 1:51 AM
(2 years ago)
Vagina....vagina, vagina, vagina. See! That's not so hard.
Fri, 1-Oct-21 5:31 PM
(2 years ago)
Daily PSA: Remember, your mind is a bad neighborhood. Never go there alone.
Fri, 1-Oct-21 2:24 AM
(2 years ago)
It's always tease, tease, tease...You're happy when I'm in my knees
Fri, 1-Oct-21 12:44 AM
(2 years ago)
With auburn hair and tawny eyes...the kind of eyes that hypnotize me through
Thu, 30-Sep-21 11:19 PM
(2 years ago)
Why must pants be so restrictive? Asking for a friend....
Sun, 26-Sep-21 8:47 PM
(2 years ago)
Walking my dog in the park. Anyone care to join us?
Sat, 25-Sep-21 6:36 PM
(2 years ago)
Fri, 24-Sep-21 11:42 PM
(2 years ago)
A bottle of wine. An empty stomach. Clearly I'm not responsible for any comments or status updates tonight. Absolution, baby! XO
Fri, 24-Sep-21 2:44 AM
(2 years ago)
Just another innocuous post certain to offend someone.
Thu, 23-Sep-21 3:52 PM
(2 years ago)
With all the animosity in the world, I wonder...why can't we all just be friends with benefits?
Wed, 22-Sep-21 6:25 PM
(2 years ago)
How many times do I have to tell you?! We don't wear clothes around here.
Wed, 22-Sep-21 4:35 PM
(2 years ago)
So. So you think you can tell?
Sat, 18-Sep-21 1:38 AM
(2 years ago)
The best chocolate ever OR the best sex ever? Choose wisely.
Tue, 31-Aug-21 3:54 AM
(2 years ago)
11.3% ABV makes me horny...I really shouldn't drink alone.
Thu, 26-Aug-21 1:12 AM
(2 years ago)
I like Chianti with Italian, Bordeaux with French, Cava with Spanish, and PBR with Floridians..
Wed, 25-Aug-21 3:10 PM
(2 years ago)
What?! Me? Pfft! No way. I'm just here for the articles.
Fri, 20-Aug-21 10:52 PM
(2 years ago)
I think I'll eat out tonight...
Thu, 19-Aug-21 6:24 PM
(2 years ago)
Best part of summer? I'd say ripe cherries, juicy peaches, and succulent pairs.
Thu, 19-Aug-21 5:43 PM
(2 years ago)
De do do do, de da da da...
Thu, 19-Aug-21 4:23 AM
(2 years ago)
Now that I'm in my 50s I've realized the longest intimate relationship I've had is with my very own cock. I'm sure some of you know what I mean.
Mon, 16-Aug-21 2:58 PM
(2 years ago)
The more I bathe, the dirtier my thoughts get.
Mon, 16-Aug-21 1:56 AM
(2 years ago)
Everything you ever wanted to know about sex... When you're hot you're hot, when you're not you're not. That's all....
Mon, 24-Aug-20 12:48 AM
(3 years ago)
My advisors assure me...posting dick pics on NN is good for my presidential campaign. Dick 2020
Wed, 19-Aug-20 1:45 PM
(3 years ago)
Me? Nothing' much. Just working on mysteries without any clues.
Sat, 15-Aug-20 9:37 PM
(3 years ago)
Yes. That would be the beer talking....
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