axej9999's Recent Statuses
Thu, 20-May-21 12:25 PM
(2 years ago)
I wonder if Prizer put some Viagra too in their vaccine
Tue, 18-May-21 8:21 PM
(2 years ago)
I don't mean to brag but I'm quite good in sex: I practice a lot on my own
Thu, 6-May-21 7:54 PM
(2 years ago)
I had a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. Took me ages to get her husband's voice right
Sun, 2-May-21 10:39 AM
(2 years ago)
Sunday is a perfect day to 'hang out;... but so are the other days
Thu, 29-Apr-21 1:43 PM
(2 years ago)
The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup. I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet."
Fri, 23-Apr-21 6:31 AM
(3 years ago)
Happy Friday everyone !! hope its as wet and hard as you wish !
Mon, 19-Apr-21 8:45 AM
(3 years ago)
Can you find true friends (albeit onilne) on a site like this? i believe you can..
Thu, 15-Apr-21 11:02 AM
(3 years ago)
strange how one gets on NN out of habit... and end up hard and horny
Tue, 13-Apr-21 9:24 AM
(3 years ago)
Headache.. wonder if a wank will help...
Thu, 1-Apr-21 7:13 AM
(3 years ago)
It may be April Fools' Day, but my sex drive is no joke.
Wed, 10-Mar-21 9:39 AM
(3 years ago)
The sight of a woman's cleavage reduces my ability to think clearly by 50%... per boob!
Mon, 8-Mar-21 7:59 PM
(3 years ago)
Happy international women’s day ladies; I hope your day is as nice as your butts ... because all butts are nice.
Thu, 4-Mar-21 10:08 AM
(3 years ago)
I reckon its not easy making friends when you re blue
Tue, 2-Mar-21 6:53 AM
(3 years ago)
some mornings are harder than others...
Fri, 26-Feb-21 12:37 PM
(3 years ago)
Wed, 24-Feb-21 11:43 AM
(3 years ago)
I know right from wrong... wrong is the fun one.
Mon, 22-Feb-21 10:58 AM
(3 years ago)
3rd attempt to have a sort of profile pic
Sun, 21-Feb-21 6:36 PM
(3 years ago)
When you argue about sex, does that make you a master debator?
Fri, 19-Feb-21 8:35 PM
(3 years ago)
Keep scrolling, I got nothin. (temp status
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Thu, 18-Feb-21 12:16 PM
(3 years ago)
any horny lady or coupe up for a chat?
Thu, 5-May-16 8:14 PM
(7 years ago)
here to make new online friends
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