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axej9999's Recent Statuses
Thu, 20-May-21 12:25 PM (2 years ago)
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I wonder if Prizer put some Viagra too in their vaccine
naw,,,,stiff arm is normal
(2 years ago)
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Tue, 18-May-21 8:21 PM (2 years ago)
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I don't mean to brag but I'm quite good in sex: I practice a lot on my own
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Thu, 6-May-21 7:54 PM (2 years ago)
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I had a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. Took me ages to get her husband's voice right
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- - lol - -
(2 years ago)
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LOL!
(2 years ago)
Sun, 2-May-21 10:39 AM (2 years ago)
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Sunday is a perfect day to 'hang out;... but so are the other days
Thu, 29-Apr-21 1:43 PM (2 years ago)
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The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup. I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet."
Fri, 23-Apr-21 6:31 AM (3 years ago)
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Happy Friday everyone !! hope its as wet and hard as you wish !
Mon, 19-Apr-21 8:45 AM (3 years ago)
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Can you find true friends (albeit onilne) on a site like this? i believe you can..
~Wenchie~ and mojo75nz like this
Hell yes ya can mate 👍
(3 years ago)
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Yep you sure can axe there are some pretty cool people here
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 15-Apr-21 11:02 AM (3 years ago)
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strange how one gets on NN out of habit... and end up hard and horny
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Yeah always end up with a hard on
(3 years ago)
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Just a normal addiction that's my story and I'm sticking to it smile
(3 years ago)
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yeah lets call it a hobby
(3 years ago)
mojo75nz likes this
Lol sounds good to me axe ...it's a draining hobby tho smile
(3 years ago)
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It would only be strange if you DIDN’T get hard and horny!
(3 years ago)
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Tue, 13-Apr-21 9:24 AM (3 years ago)
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Headache.. wonder if a wank will help...
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Penis sillyin smile
(3 years ago)
Deep ends which 'ead is aching,shirley?
(3 years ago)
There only one way to stop a throbbing .....relieve the pressure lol
(3 years ago)
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so laughter is not the best medicine after all...
(3 years ago)
Laughter definitely helps axe lol
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 1-Apr-21 7:13 AM (3 years ago)
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It may be April Fools' Day, but my sex drive is no joke.
Wed, 10-Mar-21 9:39 AM (3 years ago)
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The sight of a woman's cleavage reduces my ability to think clearly by 50%... per boob!
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Mon, 8-Mar-21 7:59 PM (3 years ago)
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Happy international women’s day ladies; I hope your day is as nice as your butts ... because all butts are nice.
Thu, 4-Mar-21 10:08 AM (3 years ago)
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I reckon its not easy making friends when you re blue sad
Tue, 2-Mar-21 6:53 AM (3 years ago)
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some mornings are harder than others... sleep1
sometimes its pee. other times its the naughty fairy blush
(3 years ago)
Just_Nick and axej9999 like this
Pee or the naughty fairy , i'll take both ..lol Sam x
(3 years ago)
lol
(3 years ago)
Fri, 26-Feb-21 12:37 PM (3 years ago)
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Friday = Wankday
Wed, 24-Feb-21 11:43 AM (3 years ago)
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I know right from wrong... wrong is the fun one.
Mon, 22-Feb-21 10:58 AM (3 years ago)
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3rd attempt to have a sort of profile pic
i know its a pain in the butt lol
(3 years ago)
Who's butt?
(3 years ago)
not mine
(3 years ago)
If you have pain in your butt try more lube.
(3 years ago)
good idea.. never too much lube
(3 years ago)
Sun, 21-Feb-21 6:36 PM (3 years ago)
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When you argue about sex, does that make you a master debator?
happyhumper69 likes this
Only when you're giving yourself a hard time...
(3 years ago)
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or a good time
(3 years ago)
Fri, 19-Feb-21 8:35 PM (3 years ago)
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Keep scrolling, I got nothin. (temp status tongue )
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Not a necessity but my preference. What you say?
(3 years ago)
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Suspenders it is then ...
(3 years ago)
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Ooh what happened to your profile pic? Is it to do with the no words allowed on them for some users but ok for some users?
(3 years ago)
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will it selfimplode at dawn?
(3 years ago)
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It's gone... Did I beat it too much?
(3 years ago)
Thu, 18-Feb-21 12:16 PM (3 years ago)
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any horny lady or coupe up for a chat?
May want to try chatroom. smile
(3 years ago)
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A coupé rather than a saloon?
(3 years ago)
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thats what heppens when you type with one hand tongue
(3 years ago)
Coupé in French means convertible. what's the link with a saloon?
(3 years ago)
Thu, 5-May-16 8:14 PM (7 years ago)
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here to make new online friends smile feel free to msg
Welcome to NN.
(7 years ago)
   
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