VirtualTaboo's Recent Statuses
Sat, 24-Feb-24 1:16 AM
(54 days ago)
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
Sat, 3-Jun-23 12:25 AM
(321 days ago)
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
Sat, 24-Dec-22 1:43 AM
(1 year ago)
If you jingle my bells, I'll give you a white Christmas.
Sat, 19-Nov-22 9:57 PM
(1 year ago)
I’m usually around six inches long, get dripping wet and foamy after a job well done. What am I?
Sat, 29-Oct-22 2:02 AM
(1 year ago)
What did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion?
Sun, 9-Oct-22 12:54 AM
(1 year ago)
What’s the speed limit of sex?
Sun, 25-Sep-22 12:15 AM
(1 year ago)
What do a vibrator and tofu have in common?
Sun, 18-Sep-22 2:05 AM
(1 year ago)
How many kiwis can you eat if your stomach is empty?
Fri, 2-Sep-22 1:38 AM
(1 year ago)
How do you make a rhinoceros float?
Sun, 28-Aug-22 12:35 AM
(1 year ago)
What tastes better than it smells?
Fri, 26-Aug-22 3:21 AM
(1 year ago)
What’s around six inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
Wed, 24-Aug-22 1:15 AM
(1 year ago)
I was torn wide open by something huge. Hundreds of men went down on me. They were either yelling or groaning. What am I?
Sun, 21-Aug-22 3:47 AM
(1 year ago)
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Sat, 6-Aug-22 1:47 AM
(1 year ago)
In order to play with me, you must blow me first...what am i?
Sat, 2-Jul-22 9:07 PM
(1 year ago)
I'm great for protection. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
Sun, 5-Jun-22 12:45 AM
(1 year ago)
Is your name summer? Because you'll be coming soon...
Sun, 1-May-22 12:06 AM
(1 year ago)
What do you if your partner starts smoking during sex?
Sat, 2-Apr-22 10:59 PM
(2 years ago)
It goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet. What is it?
Fri, 18-Mar-22 12:33 AM
(2 years ago)
Food for thought. A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Sat, 12-Mar-22 1:15 AM
(2 years ago)
Okay, party people in the house, may I have your attention, please?
Fri, 18-Feb-22 11:02 PM
(2 years ago)
Having sex in an elevator is wrong, on so many levels. Happy Friday, everyone!
Fri, 11-Feb-22 3:38 AM
(2 years ago)
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?
Sun, 30-Jan-22 3:11 AM
(2 years ago)
Come on hide your lovers underneath the covers.
Sun, 30-Jan-22 2:24 AM
(2 years ago)
What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its root upward?
Wed, 26-Jan-22 1:40 AM
(2 years ago)
I have nuts and I can get sticky but you lick me off anyway. You can have me for breakfast, lunch or dinner. What am I?
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