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Johnathan Holman's Recent Statuses
Fri, 15-Dec-23 11:12 PM (104 days ago)
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Any Medicate uhkgm. L I mean meditate
Johnathan Holman likes this
Uh. You okay dude?
(104 days ago)
Lol
(104 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Fri, 15-Dec-23 9:59 PM (104 days ago)
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Anybody in Edinburgh or central Scotland want to hook up ?
I only know a few fisher man who would hook up with you.
(103 days ago)
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Fri, 15-Dec-23 7:25 PM (104 days ago)
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hey guys whats the easiest way to blur a face in a video ?
smitten4u likes this
Actually I just checked and Airbrush doesn’t work for vids … only pics
(104 days ago)
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I found one on the App Store free and very easy have a look
(104 days ago)
Blur video
(104 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Shake your head back and forth really fast lol
(104 days ago)
No I'm just kidding use the inshot app
(104 days ago)
Thu, 14-Dec-23 8:04 PM (105 days ago)
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I love NN ?
smitten4u, Freckles and NN like this
*resumes googling. Switches safe search off*
(105 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
He died so young and on my birthday
(105 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
He worked a lot with Seka
(105 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Yes there was controversy that came with his death
(105 days ago)
She was lovely, still is
(105 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and McPhallus like this
Sat, 4-Nov-23 7:04 PM (145 days ago)
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I want to fuck a 50 year old
Me too, I like 'em young smile
(145 days ago)
juicy likes this
Not 49? Or 51? Has to be a round number?😁
(145 days ago)
lennynatural and SweetSeed like this
Freckles, 37 is a good age too grin
(145 days ago)
Thanks Lenny! I think so to 😉
(145 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
A 50 yr old what exactly?
(145 days ago)
Sat, 5-Aug-23 3:33 PM (236 days ago)
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Hey guys how much does a nn moderator make ?
I used to be be a Cadbury's Fruit & Nut Case but have turned into a milkaMMMAX Choco-Swinger...blushing
(236 days ago)
You'll always be a bit nutty, Birdy
(236 days ago)
Omfg how many mods spit coffee all over their computers and nearly choked to death? I’m not a mod, no time, wish I was. But damn, Premium should be a minimum perq.
(236 days ago)
clittylicker and juicy like this
A free ticket to the annual orgy aboard the NN corporate yacht with free drinks and chocolate.
(236 days ago)
Did my invite get lost in the mail Clitty?
(236 days ago)
clittylicker and juicy like this
Thu, 3-Aug-23 7:08 PM (238 days ago)
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I don’t have the balls to post here anymore
Lots of members don't have balls, but they still post.
(238 days ago)
shy28boy and Johnathan Holman like this
Step back from posting for a while. Maybe the urge will strike you again later.
(238 days ago)
That’s terrible! What happened to them? 🤣
(238 days ago)
I don't post cause I'm a fat nothing
(238 days ago)
well go find them then tongue
(238 days ago)
Tue, 18-Jul-23 10:11 PM (254 days ago)
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Has anyone tried out nude art modelling ?
KiwiPic likes this
some I've posted might fit that catagory - Life drawing has been fun to try too
(254 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
I had a friend in HS that was into photography art. She was very creative with her choices of subjects too. She took me to an artistic photo exhibit where she got the idea to do some funny erotic pics
(254 days ago)
And I don't consider erotic and artistic to be mutually exclusive as I've seen things I'd call both
(254 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Well guess who volunteered to to be the model? She had some great ideas painting body parts and adding little figures in the scene. My favorite was a figure skiing down her boob
(254 days ago)
ZippyMilf likes this
LOL I'd be surprised if you didn't wink That sounds a cool paint .. Heard of a body paint course where the instructor painted her partner with an elephant ....
(254 days ago)
Tue, 30-May-23 5:39 PM (303 days ago)
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New amateur s joining nice
New members always nice.
(303 days ago)
Johnathan Holman likes this
Tue, 2-May-23 6:20 PM (331 days ago)
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Anyone else on the quest for enlightenment?
No you want the Encyclopaedia Britannica or a religious text
(331 days ago)
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Only if it's a new type of delicious chocolate.
(331 days ago)
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I've heard it's overrated
(331 days ago)
Johnathan Holman likes this
If Enlightenment = Ultimate Orgasm then it’s a resounding YES YES YES. Otherwise I’ll just stay ignorant under my rock.
(331 days ago)
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Nah I'm good, thx.
(331 days ago)
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Wed, 26-Apr-23 3:03 AM (338 days ago)
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anyone in scotland up for a collab ?
Everyone taking the fucking piss on all my statuses
(338 days ago)
Welcome to status lol
(338 days ago)
EmuLater, Agent_K and LikesTwo like this
Did you misspell collarbone
(338 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Is Loch Nessy near by ? Lol this is what status is all about don't take it to hard
(338 days ago)
Not taking the piss matey, tis banter. I'm only a pullin' ye puddin'
(338 days ago)
Johnathan Holman likes this
Fri, 21-Apr-23 4:38 PM (342 days ago)
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we all have kinkiness
BuxomXhunter likes this
Thu, 20-Apr-23 2:37 PM (344 days ago)
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Do you have an sti?
Stick?
(343 days ago)
Johnathan Holman likes this
Used to, but not any more.... sold my suburu wrx.
(343 days ago)
Wed, 19-Apr-23 7:38 AM (345 days ago)
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Hey who else enjoys making amateur porn ?
He asks, on an amateur porn site 🤣
(345 days ago)
I think of it more of a cultural, if not nude, exchange platform than an amateur porn site grin
(345 days ago)
Johnathan Holman likes this
A naked discussion group?
(345 days ago)
Agent_K and Johnathan Holman like this
Tue, 11-Apr-23 9:24 AM (353 days ago)
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Hey everyone
Hello.
(353 days ago)
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Tue, 17-May-22 4:01 PM (1 year ago)
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Hey everyone!
Mornin' matey
(1 year ago)
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Morning 😏
(1 year ago)
Good afternoon!
(1 year ago)
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Hello
(1 year ago)
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Sun, 15-May-22 7:22 PM (1 year ago)
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Thanks for the positivity on my posts everyone ! ☺️
maraff and smitten4u like this
Fri, 13-May-22 4:02 PM (1 year ago)
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Anyone in Edinburgh want to meet up ?
Wed, 22-Dec-21 10:22 PM (2 years ago)
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what's the purple badge and the nudle badge please ?
thanks ! I want to share links now
(2 years ago)
do you live in Edinburgh ?
(2 years ago)
Me? No. Further south.
(2 years ago)
Johnathan Holman likes this
oh nice whats the odds
(2 years ago)
Don't honestly know how many members are in Scotland. A few.
(2 years ago)
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Wed, 22-Dec-21 7:37 PM (2 years ago)
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I always love seeing new posters
As in New people posting or actual posters? I kinda collect concert posters, so was curious.
(2 years ago)
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yea as in new people posting
(2 years ago)
yea , still good posters though Maraff you got to Id everywhere now .
(2 years ago)
I say old bean,you won't mind awfully if I don't?
(2 years ago)
I want to meet this Bill Posters guy and ask him why they keep prosecuting him.
(2 years ago)
Thu, 11-Nov-21 7:22 PM (2 years ago)
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I'm really scared to ask this but what does TOF mean ?
I love he dik
(2 years ago)
Dat Pic was intended to prove that even Ravevens had naked bounce on Tops Off Friday.
(2 years ago)
no, you juss got ya dik oot as usual
(2 years ago)
Please calm down Woders..., The archive pic is of me to present that I like to be topless on TOF...
(2 years ago)
na, u like ya dik oot, prolly why ya got banned from Ronalds uhuh uhuh
(2 years ago)
Wed, 10-Nov-21 8:34 PM (2 years ago)
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this site is so much fun 😏
smitten4u and bonge like this
Tue, 9-Nov-21 7:29 PM (2 years ago)
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I'm looking for a man that can take care of me
smitten4u likes this
😂😂
(2 years ago)
Are there sugar daddies for guys? I’m sure there probably is. Good luck.
(2 years ago)
Artistic likes this
looks like a young patric swaze?
(2 years ago)
"Bears"??
(2 years ago)
Can you cook, clean, etc....
(2 years ago)
Sun, 7-Nov-21 7:00 PM (2 years ago)
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when is the cricket world cup ? anyone watching ?
because crickets are good jumpers!
(2 years ago)
Johnathan Holman and maraff like this
Although I believe he was referring to the sport of Cricket
(2 years ago)
^eek
(2 years ago)
thanks ! Smitten
(2 years ago)
smitten4u and maraff like this
Happy to help!
(2 years ago)
maraff likes this
Sat, 6-Nov-21 3:32 PM (2 years ago)
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happy Saturday everyone !
MelvinMorsmere and smitten4u like this
thanks !
(2 years ago)
You're welcome! What's on the agenda? Getting ready to make some white chili and continue to chase her around the house.
(2 years ago)
Johnathan Holman likes this
nice 😏😂 me just eat dinner then chill
(2 years ago)
Hey Johnathanwink
(2 years ago)
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Hey ! wink Adele
(2 years ago)
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