bman5946's Recent Statuses
Sun, 8-Oct-23 5:37 PM
(197 days ago)
says a lot about status that the food updates garner 100 times more interest than the sexy times updates. i am gonna start posing with food for my pics haha
Sun, 8-Oct-23 2:04 AM
(198 days ago)
4am and having trouble sleeping...luckily there is Baseball on the BBC, so that should do the trick
Fri, 6-Oct-23 7:59 AM
(199 days ago)
good night for NZ sport last night, I don't know who got thrashed more...Uruguay or England
Wed, 4-Oct-23 6:46 PM
(201 days ago)
i tell ya what, this new Beckham netflix documentary is actually decent. i hate myself for enjoying it
Sun, 1-Oct-23 2:53 PM
(204 days ago)
happy sunday all you lovely freaks, pervs and pervettes
Tue, 26-Sep-23 1:04 PM
(209 days ago)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Mysterious girl I wanna get close to you Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Mysterious girl Move your body close to mine
Mon, 25-Sep-23 12:05 PM
(210 days ago)
currently rubbing one out....with soda water and a lot of swearing. spilt my lunch on the rug ffs
Sun, 24-Sep-23 3:34 PM
(211 days ago)
I'd put a cheeky tenner on Tonga pulling an upset over Scotland in the RWC today
Tue, 19-Sep-23 7:24 PM
(216 days ago)
evening all, just finished a workout, having a quick dinner and a quick perv on NN, shower time soon. how is everyone?
Mon, 21-Aug-23 2:10 PM
(245 days ago)
ok, so a certain post has me ethinking: has anyone ever actually met anyone from this site in real life? (no names required, of course
)
Tue, 1-Aug-23 3:33 PM
(265 days ago)
do you reckon my rhyme will catch on???
Tue, 1-Aug-23 3:33 PM
(265 days ago)
happy birthday to me's, happy birthday to me's, look at all these titties
Sun, 23-Jul-23 6:13 PM
(274 days ago)
back from holidays! missed you all, but what did i miss??
Sun, 16-Jul-23 5:17 PM
(281 days ago)
for some reason doing housework with a beer, the tennis going in the background and NN open isn't particularly efficient....who'd have thunk it??
evening all
Fri, 14-Jul-23 11:28 PM
(283 days ago)
it's friday! happy weekend y'all!
Mon, 10-Jul-23 7:58 AM
(287 days ago)
Happy monday everyone! one week countdown until summer holidays!! woop woop!
Tue, 4-Jul-23 2:21 PM
(293 days ago)
will posting here that i am enjoying the TdF also get me reported for promoting drug use in status?
happy Tuesday everyone!
Fri, 30-Jun-23 2:50 PM
(297 days ago)
ok, so as i have been hanging out in chat for a while, i now have a question: what do the ladies like and hate to have their lady bits called? context can be sexually and non-sexually
Wed, 28-Jun-23 8:36 PM
(299 days ago)
thanks for all the likes everyone. dunno who paid who, but i am the happy recipeint!
Tue, 27-Jun-23 7:19 AM
(301 days ago)
*rolls a tumbleweed into the status section while he waits for the 'muricans to wake up and entertain me
Mon, 26-Jun-23 8:32 AM
(301 days ago)
happy Monday, fuckers and fuckees!
Sun, 18-Jun-23 6:22 PM
(309 days ago)
here is a weird one: just tried to upgrade to premium and the pop-up window to enter my card details jiggled and wobbled more than my man-boobs on a light jog. what gives?
Sun, 18-Jun-23 6:16 PM
(309 days ago)
you know what would be awesome, if we could post gif's here....or is that just me?
Wed, 9-Feb-22 1:37 PM
(2 years ago)
why can't i reply to people on my status anymore? sorry y'all, not ignoring you. i'm just too dumb to figure this out haha
Wed, 9-Feb-22 12:57 PM
(2 years ago)
yeah nah, still business as usual in here
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