captain__82's Recent Statuses
Wed, 24-Apr-24 5:17 AM
(2 hours ago)
I'll be honest, I don't like it. It's like when the grocery store move everything around
Mon, 6-Nov-23 6:12 PM
(169 days ago)
This all feels kinda meh
Wed, 11-Oct-23 5:27 AM
(196 days ago)
Rugby fans! Some good quarter final matches coming up, what are your predictions?
Fri, 29-Sep-23 6:31 AM
(208 days ago)
Gab, what's happened to status and notifications? It's like someone moved my furniture about while I was out.
Tue, 26-Sep-23 9:16 PM
(210 days ago)
For more than four years, my about me on my profile has been "fun loving pirate" chat gpt has come up with something much better. Grab a drink and a snack and enjoy
Sun, 24-Sep-23 9:10 PM
(212 days ago)
What's your favourite position? For sleeping I mean. I lik what's known as the hugger.
Sat, 23-Sep-23 6:55 AM
(214 days ago)
I be's a spyin' wi' me one good eye (in') sommat a be a beginnin' wi' A.G.R
Thu, 21-Sep-23 7:31 PM
(215 days ago)
🏴☠️ a pullin' me puddin' an' back on the front page mateys🏴☠️
Thu, 21-Sep-23 7:24 AM
(216 days ago)
sweatpants weather already
Wed, 20-Sep-23 2:54 PM
(216 days ago)
Was on the main page today, then poof gone again. Ah well, how blows ye fair winds mateys! 🏴☠️
Sun, 10-Sep-23 7:59 PM
(226 days ago)
Anyone into the rugby?
Thu, 31-Aug-23 1:27 PM
(236 days ago)
In the pub the peanut dispenser said I looked sexy, but the cigarette machine said I looked like shit. The barman told me the peanuts are complementary but the ciggy machine is out of order
Mon, 21-Aug-23 12:30 PM
(246 days ago)
Best start getting ready for work, which means putting clothes on
Sun, 13-Aug-23 9:39 PM
(254 days ago)
Watching a survival show on TV you get a tarp and first aid kit, but you're allowed 10 other items, what are you bringing? I'm interested in what you guys pick
Sat, 12-Aug-23 5:07 PM
(255 days ago)
So it turns out that the "personal file" ain't that personal and anyone can see the pics you upload there.
Thu, 10-Aug-23 6:15 AM
(258 days ago)
Has NN been tweaking the movie version of the site? I've seen some small improvements that I appreciate
Mon, 24-Jul-23 11:37 AM
(274 days ago)
Looks like I've been blocked again
Sat, 22-Jul-23 6:09 PM
(276 days ago)
How do you tell with a worm which end is which? Put it in a bowl of flour and wait until it farts.
Sat, 22-Jul-23 5:18 PM
(276 days ago)
Just sat for about 40mins with my tattooist's breast in my left hand...could feel the nipple getting harder. It was very hot...on a plus side it was a lady.
Sat, 22-Jul-23 9:21 AM
(276 days ago)
Off few a couple more tattoos later.
Fri, 21-Jul-23 8:13 PM
(277 days ago)
Back from me jollies mateys...did I miss anything?
Mon, 17-Jul-23 6:09 PM
(281 days ago)
Currently in the national park of Po delta... Wondering if I should go and see is Laphroaigh wants to come out and play.
Sun, 16-Jul-23 7:15 PM
(282 days ago)
Met a pirate today mateys, he took me out on a sail on his galleon....arrgh
Fri, 14-Jul-23 11:19 AM
(284 days ago)
Ahoy amici miei!
Thu, 13-Jul-23 9:03 PM
(285 days ago)
Captains trivia mateys...who's about?
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