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EastMac's Recent Statuses
Wed, 9-Nov-22 5:52 PM (1 year ago)
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Hump Day! But no humping involved…
Wed, 26-Oct-22 6:09 PM (1 year ago)
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Something in there, extra frisky and cock is tingling!
Fri, 16-Sep-22 4:44 PM (1 year ago)
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Private place to eat my lunch and take my pants off. Breeze feels so good!
lennynatural likes this
What's for lunch?
(1 year ago)
Chef salad and fresh air!
(1 year ago)
lennynatural likes this
Doesn't the chef mind you eating his salad?
(1 year ago)
Not one bit!
(1 year ago)
Air to the hair! Still better when the women do it...
(1 year ago)
Sun, 6-Mar-22 7:07 PM (2 years ago)
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Spring has sprung and so have I! Boiiinnng!
It’s not going to stay but it’s over 60 today and I’m horny as ever!
(2 years ago)
27 here feels like 13
(2 years ago)
Ugh, I feel for you. We’ve been having that and I’m so over it.
(2 years ago)
Yep! I've had enough of the freezing temps and frozen pipes to last a lifetime haha
(2 years ago)
MellieK likes this
the snowdrops are here, not many but getting there grin
(2 years ago)
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Sun, 30-Jan-22 4:40 PM (2 years ago)
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Such a horny Sunday!
Glad I’m not the only one, haha
(2 years ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
A day of rest but parts of me don’t want to!
(2 years ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
Some of the most judgemental ppl go to church on Sundays....
(2 years ago)
Mr_Vein and Danthaman827 like this
And what is "normal" exactly?
(2 years ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
There isn't a "normal"...just something based on societal expectations.
(2 years ago)
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Fri, 5-Nov-21 3:00 AM (2 years ago)
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In the video chat, throbbing, ready to explode
Wish I hadn't been working 🙃
(2 years ago)
Prem at your eeh Jack you lay shun?
(2 years ago)
Fri, 2-Oct-20 4:01 PM (3 years ago)
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Anyone hosting a naked hot tub party?
bit close up? pool party might be better LOL
(3 years ago)
I would if I had a naked hot tub.
(3 years ago)
They probably only want to go to a small social gathering lovely Artistic: D
(3 years ago)
i was thinking no 6 feet distance in a tub
(3 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and Ttdbr1 like this
Can wear swim goggles and a snorkel?
(3 years ago)
Mon, 28-Sep-20 1:47 AM (3 years ago)
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It’s that kind of night!
Do tell
(3 years ago)
Sun, 27-Sep-20 11:22 PM (3 years ago)
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How do you get any your cum tribute?
by asking ?
(3 years ago)
Do you want one or do you want to tribute pictures,all you can do is ask and some actually say so in their profiles.
(3 years ago)
Artistic and GreenHeron910 like this
Damn auto correct... meant to say how do you want... gah!
(3 years ago)
Artistic likes this
Sun, 27-Sep-20 8:54 PM (3 years ago)
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Any Steelers fans out there? Nice win today!
Wed, 19-Aug-20 6:22 PM (3 years ago)
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Everyone wants a tribute but won’t respond to messages... is it my breath?
Maybe. I suspect that many tribute requests are suspect.
(3 years ago)
Not everyone wants or needs a tribute, spread your seed wiseley : )
(3 years ago)
Mon, 10-Aug-20 4:47 PM (3 years ago)
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So horny today! My cock is extra sensitive and ready to explode!
*ducks*
(3 years ago)
Tue, 16-Jun-20 8:17 PM (3 years ago)
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Ladies, if I could sign any letter with my tongue in your pussy: what letter would you choose?
True but trying to move in a tight place would be good but trying to write letters would be problematic but I won’t fault or even say I would t be moving mine about a lot in that kinda way though
(3 years ago)
would be 8 = infinity symbol wink
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe and bluebayour6 like this
Why just sign a letter - you could sign the Declaration of Independence!, that would be cool!
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
lol, usually when I ask something like that they all want every word spelled out from the encyclopedia wink
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Ask for the infinity symbol as Arty says and just enjoy if it’s meaning is truly taken
(3 years ago)
Mon, 15-Jun-20 8:27 PM (3 years ago)
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Sitting at work and my cock is slowly swelling thinking about NN...
Hurry up! The nosey coworkers'll show up any minute!
(3 years ago)
cmp304 likes this
coworkers???
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
And I’m here!
(3 years ago)
I hope you're not thinking about the dude. Hardly anyone knows what he looks like. Other levels dealing with the dude...
(3 years ago)
I ... erm... huh l... erm.. can't bullshit about it so best not speak at all at least not on public.
(3 years ago)
Tue, 19-May-20 2:48 PM (3 years ago)
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Wet my panty fetish appetite - Describe your panties you are currently wearing...
Last Months, I can't be bothered to change them so if you have a chisel I could borrow. Maybe it's time for a change ?
(3 years ago)
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Fri, 3-Apr-20 10:03 PM (3 years ago)
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Your quarantine call sign: The color of your underwear and the last thing you ate or drank...
DanajustDana likes this
My summer cabin opens the 15th of this month, but from what I've heard all public camp grounds around us will be closed until the 28th....
(3 years ago)
They have been cancelling things into June and July around here. I think you are rather optimistic to be hearing weeks
(3 years ago)
I have a couple lakes with campgrounds near me that are open.
(3 years ago)
tugking70 likes this
I have a big back yard, bring your tents!!
(3 years ago)
Black Shiraz
(3 years ago)
Fri, 3-Apr-20 10:02 PM (3 years ago)
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Your Quaratine call sign:
Donkey Piss
(3 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Thu, 2-Apr-20 12:23 AM (3 years ago)
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Keep catching glimpses of my sexy co-workers black lacy panties! So arousing... describe yours right now.
I'm runnin a train from Hornytown to Hooterville
(3 years ago)
Invisible
(3 years ago)
Thu, 12-Mar-20 5:35 PM (4 years ago)
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Horny as always. Can’t stop thinking about women and what they’re wearing underneath.
I always hope they have nothing on underneath.
(4 years ago)
   
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