CandyTales's Recent Statuses
Thu, 26-May-22 8:43 PM
(1 year ago)
Kisses ..lingering..... trailing down my neck..... mmm
Thu, 27-Jan-22 8:11 AM
(2 years ago)
Smile if you just had a naughty thought....Yep ..me also
Mon, 14-Jun-21 11:44 AM
(2 years ago)
If it wasn’t for the gutter. .. my mind would have nowhere to go
Fri, 21-May-21 10:06 AM
(2 years ago)
Roses are red, I'm in my bed all tucked up on a cold winters day; now you come along and I'm down to a thong;......;
Fri, 14-May-21 7:48 AM
(2 years ago)
A naughty Friday is my favorite kind of Friday. ...
Tue, 11-May-21 2:44 PM
(2 years ago)
My birthday wish is for you all to get to have a sexy naughty secret you are just dying to share..
Mon, 22-Mar-21 7:18 AM
(3 years ago)
Most things look clearer with just a bit of perspective
Wed, 17-Mar-21 9:11 AM
(3 years ago)
Candy says : Men are a lot like infants, if you want to shut them up, put your boobs in their mouth !
Mon, 15-Mar-21 9:45 AM
(3 years ago)
Roses are red,walnuts are brown.When it's stiff stick it in,goes in dry.Cums out wet.The longer its in the stronger it gets.It cums out dripping and starts to sag.its not what you think it's a teabag
Fri, 12-Mar-21 12:12 PM
(3 years ago)
Smile if you just had a naughty thought....Yep ..me also
Thu, 11-Mar-21 12:05 PM
(3 years ago)
Give me a sexy nightclub dancer name.....
Wed, 10-Mar-21 2:04 PM
(3 years ago)
3 ways to stress less...1 have sex. 2 do it again. 3 and again
Mon, 1-Mar-21 11:50 AM
(3 years ago)
That awkward moment when you make eye contact while eating a banana. ..
Fri, 26-Feb-21 3:02 PM
(3 years ago)
What is warm,soft,sticky and has a hole in the middle? It's a fresh doughnut. ...Wow you dirty minded people !
Tue, 2-Feb-21 7:54 AM
(3 years ago)
Life is always a little more fun when you're a little more naughty
Mon, 1-Feb-21 9:22 AM
(3 years ago)
We're so focused on the finish line that we forget to enjoy the journey
Fri, 29-Jan-21 10:22 AM
(3 years ago)
There are 70 ways to keep a man happy. One is Alcohol. The rest is 69.... !
Thu, 28-Jan-21 10:32 AM
(3 years ago)
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you feel like you are in heaven
Wed, 27-Jan-21 10:26 AM
(3 years ago)
So if life is a highway ... I guess I'm driving dangerously
Tue, 26-Jan-21 12:46 PM
(3 years ago)
Is it Tipsy Tuesday or Titty Tuesday or both ?
Mon, 25-Jan-21 2:41 PM
(3 years ago)
Should I or should I not.... that is the question
Fri, 22-Jan-21 2:41 PM
(3 years ago)
I promote healthy eating....
Thu, 7-Jan-21 10:32 AM
(3 years ago)
Give me fuel..give me fire..give me that which I DESIRE !
Mon, 28-Dec-20 7:22 AM
(3 years ago)
It's so hot out today.... do I have to get dressed... ?
Tue, 15-Dec-20 3:29 PM
(3 years ago)
A fantabulous day to you all... hugs
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