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Sabrinaman
Thu, 7-Jan-21 7:49 PM (3 years ago)
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I have a recipe that calls for a "knob" of butter. How big is a knob?
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maraff
in his mouff? vewwy posh then
(3 years ago)
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 		Wodja
vewwy big mouf onnit tongue
(3 years ago)
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 		maraff
seems so, on the box any weighs
(3 years ago)
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 		Wodja
yeah, i do wonda iffin it moufy onda box fo show?
(3 years ago)
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 		maraff
boxin clever
(3 years ago)
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Sabrinaman
Wed, 25-Nov-20 2:08 PM (3 years ago)
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Life is sexually transmitted.
wdraven
That is true
(3 years ago)
Sabrinaman
Tue, 10-Nov-20 5:53 AM (3 years ago)
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The way to man's heart is through his penis.
MrsTrellis likes this
001Bella
😁😄 @ Paul! You do know your biology! Hello love! 🥰😘
(3 years ago)
happyhumper69
Paul, between the 4th and 5th rib to be precise wink
(3 years ago)
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 001Bella
We seem to have vampire slayers' knowledgeable members here.
(3 years ago)
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 RavingLunatic
actually it would be through the soft tissue just to the (your) right of the xiphoid process (via stab, grab)
(3 years ago)
RavingLunatic
this also disrupts the diaphragm (also troubling to the living, the undead not so much)
(3 years ago)
Sabrinaman
Sat, 31-Oct-20 7:45 AM (3 years ago)
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How did knights in armour go to the toilet?
Just_Nick
They didn't have toilets tongue
(3 years ago)
maraff
They adjousted their combative coverings to suit.
(3 years ago)
mojo75nz
Might need a can off crc in there side to keep everything working
(3 years ago)
bimarriedbottom
Probably had like an oven door type thing, swing it open, do your business, have your page clean up. Yikes!
(3 years ago)
Sabrinaman
Fri, 30-Oct-20 8:00 PM (3 years ago)
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Little willy willy won't, go home!
Sabrinaman
Sun, 25-Oct-20 11:12 PM (3 years ago)
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"Familiarity breeds contempt--and children." ~ Mark Twain
Sabrinaman
Fri, 23-Oct-20 7:39 AM (3 years ago)
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"Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around." ~ David Lodge
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Sabrinaman
Thu, 22-Oct-20 12:37 PM (3 years ago)
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"A dirty book is rarely dusty." ~ Anon
Sabrinaman
Wed, 21-Oct-20 9:00 AM (3 years ago)
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"Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." ~ George Burns
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bman5946
well, if there are 6 holes to aim for, then count me in! smile
(3 years ago)
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 		bimarriedbottom
But they make medication nowadays that Mr. Burns didn’t have. Say Goodnight Gracie!
(3 years ago)
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Sabrinaman
Tue, 20-Oct-20 10:06 AM (3 years ago)
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. (P. J. O'Rourke)
happyhumper69
Also on that list; the Rolls Royce Silver Cloud, Porsche 930t and the Ferrari 308GTB
(3 years ago)
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 		Wodja
a pushbike? no?
(3 years ago)
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 		Sabrinaman
@wodja I've got two of those which I ride almost full time and they haven't done it for me yet!
(3 years ago)
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 		Wodja
get a sheep on rollerskate .... thats hawt grin
(3 years ago)
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 		bimarriedbottom
Damn that guy is funny.
(3 years ago)
Sabrinaman
Mon, 19-Oct-20 1:22 PM (3 years ago)
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Is it possible to see uranus without a telescope?
maraff likes this
spunky4u
Use your phone and squad. And quit calling me Shirley
(3 years ago)
lennynatural
I believe it is.
(3 years ago)
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 meisterfinger76
You could try an endoscope, but wipe the eyepiece very carefully indeed...
(3 years ago)
Sabrinaman
@lennynatural: Can't see Uranus 😂
(3 years ago)
lennynatural
Some things are better left to the imagination smile
(3 years ago)
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Sabrinaman
Wed, 14-Oct-20 7:59 AM (3 years ago)
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Playing with my nudles wink
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Sabrinaman
Mon, 12-Oct-20 5:19 PM (3 years ago)
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VERY horny today wink
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chatnasty
Me too
(3 years ago)
Sabrinaman
Thu, 8-Oct-20 3:24 PM (3 years ago)
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What can I do with my nudles?
lennynatural
You can buy more premium time for yourself or gift them to other members so they can buy premium
(3 years ago)
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