MellieK's Recent Statuses
Fri, 12-Apr-24 7:57 PM
(5 days ago)
An active sex life and lack of tumble dryer doesn’t work well for me.
Mon, 8-Apr-24 7:16 PM
(9 days ago)
I’d like to issue a correction.
Sun, 7-Apr-24 6:52 PM
(10 days ago)
My weekends are utterly awesome these days, but Sunday nights to Friday suck big sweaty balls. And that’s not a good thing - just to be clear 😂
Mon, 1-Apr-24 7:28 AM
(17 days ago)
It would be fair to say I’m a teensy bit hungover.
Sat, 30-Mar-24 7:28 AM
(19 days ago)
Holiday booked and emergency exercise routine implemented 🙌🏻
Wed, 27-Mar-24 12:40 PM
(21 days ago)
It’s supposed to be spring, why am I still freezing!!
Mon, 18-Mar-24 6:40 PM
(30 days ago)
Somebody gave me a sore throat. Declares it worth it.
Fri, 15-Mar-24 7:45 PM
(33 days ago)
Has resorted to reading glasses 😫
Sun, 10-Mar-24 7:43 AM
(39 days ago)
As soon as there is a guy in my pics, I get comments with your cum and her pussy. Not sure why that irritates me so much, but it does! Surely its obvious I’m a female profile?
Sat, 9-Mar-24 7:09 AM
(40 days ago)
Lying in bed with a brew all content with life. Morning lovely people! Now what should I cook for a Mother’s Day lunch tomorrow? I need ideas pls
Thu, 7-Mar-24 8:50 PM
(41 days ago)
So in my comments manager, every single profile pic gets an ‘f’ badge and a ‘20’ badge whether they have them or not! Anyone else get this?
Thu, 7-Mar-24 7:45 PM
(41 days ago)
Plans myself out a competition pic to keep me entertained tomorrow 😉
Sun, 3-Mar-24 8:13 PM
(45 days ago)
This time last week was truly awesome and this week it’s a rubbish Sunday with work tomorrow. Sulks a lot!
Fri, 1-Mar-24 4:54 PM
(47 days ago)
I sometimes wonder if the photos page is what working at A&E feels like.
Thu, 29-Feb-24 7:11 AM
(49 days ago)
Feels the need for new NN stamped pics, but it’s remarkably hard by yourself finding an angle you don’t hate where the Ns are still visible! Recruits a photographer…
Mon, 26-Feb-24 8:42 PM
(51 days ago)
Had a thoroughly fabulous weekend and absolutely doesn’t want it to be over 💖
Thu, 22-Feb-24 7:28 PM
(55 days ago)
Alcohol free beer is a lot like food that’s just lacking in salt.
Saturnfinger1,
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Sun, 18-Feb-24 6:21 AM
(60 days ago)
Of course I was wide awake before six on a Sunday 🙄
Wed, 14-Feb-24 7:22 PM
(63 days ago)
Bought a valentines outfit. Seems I managed to get my arms in the legs and my legs in the arms. Need recovery days before trying again 😂
Mon, 12-Feb-24 8:29 PM
(65 days ago)
Dances around like a really really excited thing!
nvrnw1,
hornyfukcer,
ksaint,
Dignitea,
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Wed, 7-Feb-24 12:47 PM
(70 days ago)
Stamps my feet a bit. I’m fed up of working!! Sighs and gets back to it.
smitten4u,
Rick12111,
owbiglineman,
drgoode845,
Thumbs78 and 8 others, iamaghost, heydidyagrabmyass, AdeleGingerRaine, tugking70, mrsUnderDog59, Mr_Vein, GottaBeMe and Jersey__Girl like this
Sat, 3-Feb-24 4:19 PM
(74 days ago)
Hola! These new married NN girls seem to get younger and younger!
Sun, 28-Jan-24 9:37 AM
(80 days ago)
Reports that all is well and a wonderful day was had by all! 😬😂
Fri, 26-Jan-24 1:56 PM
(82 days ago)
I just baked a cake! I’m not as good at getting cakes to rise as some things 🤷🏼♀️
owbiglineman,
jusslurkin,
menace75,
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BigBonerBeauty and 15 others, Bbaggins4321, smitten4u, BlueBooBear69, markh232, LeHungOne, tugking70, Rick12111, Shyguy1976, LOVEXXXPORN, cutiechoo, McPhallus, peterc3, AdeleGingerRaine, MrsTrellis and Mr_Vein like this
Sun, 21-Jan-24 5:45 PM
(87 days ago)
Funny old weekend: productive, lovely, and sad in equal measure. Wine in hand now and chicken pie in the oven, dreading work tomorrow. Roll on spring.
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