Laphroaigh's Recent Statuses
Sun, 15-Oct-23 11:14 AM
(165 days ago)
today it's been two months since I stopped.. so far no effort.. should I be worried?? ..NN's helping a lot
Mon, 9-Oct-23 5:30 PM
(171 days ago)
a special thanks to Kat for her anti-flu potion recipe! gave me a giant boost and relief and energy. I went to work too much aroused tho
Tue, 3-Oct-23 5:55 PM
(177 days ago)
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto
Sun, 24-Sep-23 11:49 AM
(186 days ago)
I've just been diagnosed with a slight eardrum tear.. can you speak louder please
Thu, 21-Sep-23 12:59 PM
(189 days ago)
🎶 … O stare nudi in mezzo a un campo A sentirsi addosso il vento, Io non chiedo più di tanto, Anche se muoio son contento 🎶
Mon, 18-Sep-23 4:48 PM
(192 days ago)
NN should implement a "hug" button.. just saying..
Sat, 2-Sep-23 6:02 PM
(208 days ago)
I hate so much AI generated images .. especially those representing nudes!! so grateful NN exists!
Fri, 18-Aug-23 10:30 PM
(223 days ago)
if u consider unnatural/immoral a love different from ur canons of "normality", I say it's unnatural/immoral that u spend so much time thinking about how other ppl decide to have sex or fall in love!
Tue, 8-Aug-23 7:53 PM
(233 days ago)
still awkward when ppl who don't know me give a complete description of my personality from the zodiac sign.. and they don't get a single one
Wed, 2-Aug-23 5:04 PM
(239 days ago)
to await a pleasure, is itself a pleasure.. that's why I'm always late when I have a love date
Fri, 7-Jul-23 9:11 PM
(265 days ago)
they say the doing is often more important than the outcome .. I agree! especially when you fail the outcome
free time to perve at last
Fri, 19-May-23 2:28 PM
(314 days ago)
under the sea... under the sea... -.-
Thu, 27-Apr-23 8:21 PM
(336 days ago)
I wrote "hi" she answered "I'm a very direct girl, I don't like to beat the bush around and I love direct guys" ..apparently greetings are too much to bear nowadays
Sun, 23-Apr-23 11:23 PM
(340 days ago)
if u went back in time to correct the biggest mistake of ur life.. u would transform into a completely different person. Love yourself and go on! also cause time travel is not possible
Thu, 20-Apr-23 6:28 PM
(343 days ago)
I must say I'm grateful I don't belong to a species where the woman eats me after we have sex
Tue, 18-Apr-23 2:59 PM
(345 days ago)
..just found an "italian accent generator": el-lo I'm-a a nice italiano gooy, I'm-a single and look forrr a pasta (I wrote "woman" btw)
Thu, 6-Apr-23 1:22 PM
(357 days ago)
sitting on the toilet while they're drilling directly above your head on the roof.. the noise so loud you're afraid the roof will collapse at any moment
Wed, 5-Apr-23 6:45 PM
(358 days ago)
(matchbox 20 + maroon 5) * eve6 + (sum 41 - 9 inch nails) = blink 182.. hello pervs!
Sun, 2-Apr-23 7:52 PM
(361 days ago)
ate so much this weekend.. 2 days, 2 parties..I'm stuffed, would love a belly rub right now
Fri, 31-Mar-23 10:28 PM
(363 days ago)
ok now tell me if you know a movie-couple more lovely than Pam and Jim (The Office).. yeah I'm watching it now for the first time. 4rd season, no spoiler
Wed, 29-Mar-23 6:14 PM
(1 year ago)
no point in suing the airline company for losing your luggage .. you've already lost the case
Mon, 27-Mar-23 10:32 AM
(1 year ago)
this is not a trap status for hijackers. I just want you to know that
Fri, 24-Mar-23 3:07 PM
(1 year ago)
can't describe how difficult is to place the prism to project the rainbow in a position I can reach with my penis
Thu, 23-Mar-23 2:44 PM
(1 year ago)
and for those wondering about it, If you run around a tree at the speed of light you can't have anal sex with yourself.. relativity says objects contract along the direction of motion
Tue, 14-Mar-23 4:29 PM
(1 year ago)
wow! my time machine is working! just jumped 3 month ahead and everything seems fine! how are you lovely naked people?
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