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smitten4u's Recent Statuses
Wed, 27-Mar-24 7:35 AM (1 day ago)
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Good morning!
Arvo
(1 day ago)
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Yellow.......
(1 day ago)
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Mmmmmmm coffee ☕️
(1 day ago)
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Morning sexy smittens 💋 😘
(1 day ago)
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Good morning, though my mind is in the pool.
(1 day ago)
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Sat, 23-Mar-24 2:45 PM (5 days ago)
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Account starts as a petite, 27 yr old female in Mexico. Then posts video of a man shoving stuff in his dick. Changes it to "couple" after being reported. Is now a 44 yr old female in Belgium.
Arti, us "negatives" always flock together!
(4 days ago)
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🤫 jaja dont tell LOL
(4 days ago)
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(4 days ago)
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Tug, I seen you complimenting one of his pics, lol!
(4 days ago)
I did? Have no clue, fill me in.....
(4 days ago)
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Thu, 21-Mar-24 9:36 PM (6 days ago)
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🔊.Angels, Devils, Copycats and Hypocrites Jackasses Know-it-alls Road Dogs and Dipshits Rough Riders, bitches that claim they all different All of this is while i'm gettin lifted🔊
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Life goes on......And on.....OoOOoo.....Day-O.......Life goes ooon.....And on........
(6 days ago)
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Thu, 21-Mar-24 7:01 PM (7 days ago)
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We might break out the paints later for a few new pics. Any requests besides face pics will be considered.
Bozos, remember the cover pic of Demi Moore pregnant? I don't remember what was painted on her bump, but it was quite an image.
(4 days ago)
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Stencils? Lace by Stencils? Such a distracting canvas!
(4 days ago)
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Sarah, here ya go!
(4 days ago)
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I'm still waiting, patiently, for the head stand pic..............
(4 days ago)
Tug, doesn't happen often, but we've been known to test some people's patience...........
(4 days ago)
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Thu, 21-Mar-24 6:50 PM (7 days ago)
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Hey Lenny, tried a brown ale recently that I thought you might like. It was very delicious and stayed cold in my new frosted mug.
It looks like root beer in that frosted mug. smile
(7 days ago)
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Ahhhh beer, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems. - Homer Simpson.
(7 days ago)
They are somewhat sweet, but not like root beer, lol!
(7 days ago)
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Got a six pack chilling for The Gonzaga Basketball game this afternoon....Sinister Black..yum
(7 days ago)
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Any beer that you can't see through is bona-fide.
(6 days ago)
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Thu, 21-Mar-24 5:14 PM (7 days ago)
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Just googled how to make fake "fan signs", and I'm amazed at all the results. People holding up a paper sign with a name and NN on them are not necessarily legitimate ways to prove identity anymore.
^^^^LMAO! 🤣
(7 days ago)
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Just reported a male profile this morning for spamming me to buy photos, etc. as a female.
(6 days ago)
McPhallus, can you DM me the name and one of the spam messages please? Will take care of it
(6 days ago)
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Were still new to this really and didnt no we have to verify pics 🙈 its one million percent us btw hahaha suppose there is some crafty fuckers out there tho 🥰
(6 days ago)
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You don't have to, it's up to you. Some people prefer to plus it gives us a reason to take more sexy pics. 📸
(6 days ago)
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Tue, 19-Mar-24 7:50 AM (9 days ago)
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Good morning! Hope you all have a wonderful day! ✌🏼
Morning smitten
(9 days ago)
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Morning smitten4u .. shaqila
(9 days ago)
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Have an amazing day sweetie ❤️🫵🏼
(9 days ago)
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Second day back to work and I managed an early quit. Calling this one a win!
(9 days ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 8:07 PM (10 days ago)
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What do you do when ya fuck up an NN stamped pic because you suck at painting nails? I went with the B&W filter, looks much better, lol! Hi peeps, got my first day back at work in the bags!
You claim artistic license and say you meant to do it that way.
(10 days ago)
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Kid, I'm honestly drawing a blank on replying here. I just don't know what to say anymore to folks who keep looking for pity parties. I'm sorry if that's not what you're doing, it's how I read it.
(10 days ago)
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Saint, I did post it in artistic, lol!
(10 days ago)
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I'm out, talk at y'all later!
(10 days ago)
Enjoy taking the pic!
(9 days ago)
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Sun, 17-Mar-24 10:34 PM (10 days ago)
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*Burping garlic and not jacking off to anyone. I wouldn't be typing a status if I was "in the moment"
It's like telling everyone intensifies the experience, but it would kill the mood for me to have to explain
(10 days ago)
Maybe it's a kink. If there's no law against it in your municipality, you can jack off with one hand and use the other one to bellow in a bullhorn. LOL
(10 days ago)
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There must be something wrong with me. I'm never bored. Horny, yes. Hi, Smitten. smile
(10 days ago)
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Hi JG!
(10 days ago)
Hiya, smitten. smile
(9 days ago)
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Sun, 17-Mar-24 8:03 PM (11 days ago)
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*Had some fun with some new NN stamped pics! Time to spatchcock and grill now. Hope y'all like the new pics! 🖌️
I know - but Smit surely you can see how innuendo-filled that explanation you just have me is… 😉
(11 days ago)
*gave
(11 days ago)
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I thought that, too, anonymous, the first time I saw it at Trader Joe's. I looked around to see if anyone else thought it was odd.
(10 days ago)
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New pics are great. Thank you for interacting with me. I'm fumbling around the website learning as I go. Lol
(10 days ago)
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We were all new at some point! You'll get the hang of it.
(10 days ago)
Sat, 16-Mar-24 1:09 PM (12 days ago)
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Is there anything better than waking up to a beautiful, aroused woman? I think not! Good morning everyone, it's going to be an awesome day! 🌞
havent had a woman in my bed in decades
(12 days ago)
And don’t forget those beautiful hairy armpits, I most certainly can’t, you’re a very lucky boy indeed
(12 days ago)
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Yep. Going into space and launching an interstellar nuclear vehicle to get to Alpha Centauri would be better
(11 days ago)
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Sounds like a great way to wake up!
(11 days ago)
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RC, this is one time I disagree with you. I'd rather blast off with her.... 🚀
(11 days ago)
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Wed, 13-Mar-24 5:30 PM (15 days ago)
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Headed to a private backyard show with a bunch of music family. Y'all be good and have fun. Talk to ya tomorrow! ✌🏼
Have fun
(15 days ago)
sounds fun, have a beer for me grin
(15 days ago)
Mon, 11-Mar-24 6:41 PM (17 days ago)
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Happy Monday....or Tuesday! 😎
Your blog is public, block me
(16 days ago)
*goes back to rolling the meatballs
(16 days ago)
*meatballs. .
(16 days ago)
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Nice balls, smitten
(16 days ago)
Stares at smitts meaty balls.
(16 days ago)
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Sun, 10-Mar-24 2:14 PM (18 days ago)
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When someone with no pics criticizes one of yours. We could care less that you don't like hairy pits. We'll continue to share what we like. Gonna make it easy for you and just block your ass. 😎
Well that’s ^^^ you told, MrS 😂
(17 days ago)
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So they don't like it,who cares....it's not for your eyes,scroll on by...I can't grow arm pit hair myself..hey sexy friends xxx
(17 days ago)
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Good for you Smitts, I never pay any attention to critics anyway
(17 days ago)
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I reread my comment, it was not meant to sound negative, although that's how it seems...xxx
(17 days ago)
I couldn't care less lolol. 😝😝😝😝😝😝
(17 days ago)
Sat, 9-Mar-24 1:47 PM (19 days ago)
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Good morning fellow pervs. Hope you all have a safe & sexy Saturday! ✌🏼
Good afternoons chaps! I’m fighting myself to not open and eat the chocolates I bought for mum. Send help.
(19 days ago)
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Bug, don't work too hard!
(19 days ago)
Thanks Tug. What's on your agenda?
(19 days ago)
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Hi Mellie! I'm afraid the only help I could give would be helping you eat the chocolates!
(19 days ago)
Today Smitty, I'm building a 6 keg, kegerator for a buddy that's opening a new "Watering Hole"...... Or that's what he's calling it.....
(19 days ago)
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Thu, 7-Mar-24 6:47 PM (21 days ago)
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May as well delete the pics I uploaded over 3 hrs ago. Even for TBT pics, they're outdated now...🤣
See, it's not just me....
(21 days ago)
They need more views, like 900 or more at least .. tbt is that throwback Thursday?
(21 days ago)
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Mrs. S is Perfect but I agree with Adele, you need more views!
(21 days ago)
How rude of me, Adele, you're perfect too!
(21 days ago)
I saved some so not all gone. 😀
(20 days ago)
Wed, 6-Mar-24 7:38 PM (22 days ago)
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If you're going to edit your skin tone beyond recognition, why stop at your wrists? You may as well make the skin on your hands match everything else in the pic. 🤣
Lol. They're not even trying anymore.
(22 days ago)
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RC, I don't think they tried hard enough!
(22 days ago)
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We need a category called "This Is What I wish I looked Like"
(22 days ago)
Yes sexy smittens, I can see it filling up.
(21 days ago)
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Great, now I’m off to go see if I can figure out whose pics you’re on about…🤣
(21 days ago)
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Tue, 5-Mar-24 7:26 PM (23 days ago)
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Lenny, Have you tried this one yet? I have a mug getting frosty so I can have a couple with dinner.
That sounds good!
(23 days ago)
Okay I'm out for a few, gonna do a few laps in the pool before I start dinner. ✌🏼
(23 days ago)
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Now im really jealous 😩
(23 days ago)
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if i drank beer id prob be too LOL
(23 days ago)
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No, Smitts, I've never seen that one.
(22 days ago)
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Tue, 5-Mar-24 2:49 PM (23 days ago)
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Hope you all have a safe & sexy day! ✌🏼
Ok today I have a meeting with the BIG boss. I'm asking for a pay rise of $2.50 / hour. And there's a lot more to discuss
(23 days ago)
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Good luck RC, too many underpaid people in the workforce.
(23 days ago)
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Same to you
(23 days ago)
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^Thank you!
(23 days ago)
Hope yours was fantastic ! Also, i am fine. Thanks for checking in on me 😘
(22 days ago)
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Mon, 4-Mar-24 10:57 PM (23 days ago)
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Some people will complain about everything, literally
Some people are never happy.
(23 days ago)
its nice when people apprechiate others making an effort ...rolleyes
(23 days ago)
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Because nothing ever good happens in their meaningless life
(23 days ago)
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Those people that complain about any and everything really nee to get a hobby so they don't have the time to think about stuff to complain about
(23 days ago)
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mrs. smitten's pussy makes me too hard, lol
(23 days ago)
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Fri, 1-Mar-24 8:16 PM (27 days ago)
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And if you're going to post pics of your wife getting fucked by a "stranger", you should make sure he doesn't have the same freckles and tattoos as yourself. In other words, you are full of shit, lol!
Wow, what are the chances of a stranger with the same freckles and tattoos??? Incredible! I’d post pics too! 🤣🤣🤣
(26 days ago)
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I noticed that! Haha, yeah.
(26 days ago)
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Some husbands are stranger than others!
(26 days ago)
I have my settings to hide most dongs so I missed this one haha
(26 days ago)
I am going to be the man in the photo...... I wish 😎
(26 days ago)
Fri, 1-Mar-24 8:00 PM (27 days ago)
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Seeing assholes (male or female) turned inside out, is not what we came here for. Just my 2cents. 🤢
KirkJ. Ugh. Famous for the wrong reasons! Yikes! Probably turned himself inside out finally. No doubt his pics are alive and well somewhere on the Internet.
(26 days ago)
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I admit I looked at his pics a time or two...and they are stuck in my mind! 👀
(26 days ago)
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More like burned in you retina, good morning Gotta.
(26 days ago)
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There are a few contenders on NN. I have their pics blocked. As an aging bi bottom guy they have at least let me know to quit before it’s too late. 😂😂😂
(26 days ago)
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Everything in moderation... 😉
(26 days ago)
Thu, 29-Feb-24 5:38 PM (28 days ago)
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🎤 Come, As you are, As you were, As I want you to be. As a friend, As a friend, As on old enemy......🎧
Mon, 26-Feb-24 7:35 PM (31 days ago)
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Had my first root canal this morning. Lip and jaw are still a bit numb, but my jaw has a slight throb right now. Trying to decide what I'm doing for dinner. Thinking pasta & sauce should be safe.
And people here wonder why there are so many homeless.
(30 days ago)
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American healthcare is the greatest scam EVER invented in the history of the human race. Executives fly in private jets while the patient declares bankruptcy. Sickening.
(30 days ago)
Hi sexies xxx
(30 days ago)
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Hi hon!
(30 days ago)
Sends brandy.
(30 days ago)
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Mon, 26-Feb-24 12:53 PM (31 days ago)
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Little known fact: Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home. 🐦‍⬛
And robin wasn't redbreast until he discovered bdsm
(30 days ago)
LOL
(30 days ago)
rolleyes
(30 days ago)
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