)bimarriedbottom's Recent Statuses
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Thu, 4-Apr-24 6:42 PM (15 days ago)
150th Kentucky Derby coming soon. Party!!!!!!!!! (World famous horse race.)
Sun, 31-Mar-24 12:01 PM (19 days ago)
HE IS RISEN. “He” of course is my penis. Haha you thought I meant Jesus???? Happy Easter! Or whatever you’re into!
So did he see his shadow this year or not???
(19 days ago)
Happy Easter bimarried 💋
(19 days ago)
I might add the 2nd cumming also occurred, truly a blessed day at my age! 🤣🤣🤣 No doubt AGR is baking some deliciousness!
(19 days ago)
Tue, 9-Jan-24 8:06 PM (101 days ago)
After nearly 18 we sat down for verification pics. It’s official, we aren’t fake! Hurray! 😂😂😂
Congrats,I bet the men aren't to happy your wife is covered up.
(101 days ago)
Ok 
(101 days ago)
I thought it was your job to keep her warm,need to up your game man
(101 days ago)
Sun, 7-Jan-24 10:44 PM (103 days ago)
False alarm on the first ever video chat. She chickened out after I took the verification pics! Sorry! Hope for the future…
How many people outside of here have seen her naked,hey bimarried xxx
(102 days ago)
Sun, 7-Jan-24 10:42 AM (103 days ago)
There’s a chance we may play on video chat for the first time ever later today. Have to figure out the nuts and bolts of it first. Old people and technology…😂
Tue, 26-Dec-23 4:02 AM (116 days ago)
Stupid fat fingers. 11:00 PM Christmas Day, dear god everyone is finally gone. Is it wrong to want my house back, alone with my wife?
Tue, 19-Sep-23 6:15 PM (213 days ago)
I'm just thinking that if my dear friend continue to post jokes we might need to get a gong . . .
(212 days ago)
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Fri, 15-Sep-23 5:30 PM (217 days ago)
Last day of vacation on the Florida beach. Back to reality tomorrow. 😤 On the plus side my speedos caused zero commotion. That I’m aware of…😂
Fri, 1-Sep-23 5:24 PM (231 days ago)
Interesting about the new block feature…it appears I’m blocked by a few! Now I wonder what the offense was…sorry to whoever, but of course they’ll never see this! 🤣
We'll block people that act like they are a friend until you need some support then they bail
(231 days ago)
Mr_Girth_Brooks likes this
Mon, 14-Aug-23 3:39 PM (249 days ago)
Life marches on. Hot and humid summer now, soon enough we will be in the damp freezing winter. Good camping weather either way! 😆
Mon, 3-Jul-23 10:18 PM (291 days ago)
We afford our beloved pets more dignity than we do people often times. So much joy, short lived, so much pain. Life goes on. Regardless. Cheers NN! Think I’ll have another drink.
Definitely no need to apologise...status is for everyone 😊
(291 days ago)
Sucks losing family, no need for apologies
(291 days ago)
Sat, 31-Dec-22 10:09 PM (1 year ago)
7 hours to go still in my time zone. Happy New Year’s to all of you future dwellers! Got USDA Prime Filet beef for dinner, other yummy stuff. Everyone be safe!
Tue, 20-Dec-22 10:19 PM (1 year ago)
I can’t stand Will Farrell but I love the movie Elf. Merry Christmas everyone!
you can see anyones pics from photo page, not needed to go via profile
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sorry,typing doesn't allow for sarcasm or anything so it seemed that way and I don't know you so I don't know how you react to others,my apologies
(1 year ago)
Well this comment stream took a turn. Have a good evening everyone!
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Tue, 13-Dec-22 12:26 PM (1 year ago)
Is it possible KirkJ has been reincarnated? Reanimated? Recent pics…🤣
irk Johnson died in 2013 known as Goatse, he died from a gastrointestinal hemorrhage, he was famous here as Kirk J,
(1 year ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
The Eiffel Tower would tremble as he approached.
(1 year ago)
Mon, 28-Nov-22 3:03 PM (1 year ago)
Wink function…anyone use it? I finally found where to see the list but then what? Wink back? Then what? Wink wink nudge nudge!
bluebayour6 likes this
Say no more …..
(1 year ago)
Liking and/or commenting on a picture (where the recipient gets a notification at least) would be a more logical way to show interest......
(1 year ago)
Mon, 7-Nov-22 2:21 PM (1 year ago)
Male profile with nothing but pics with captions as if it was a woman, asking to be degraded. Nothing suspicious there. I may have become cynical in my old age.
^^^two can play that game
(1 year ago)
Their problem 😆
(1 year ago)
And is it common to have naked pics of yourself as your phones wallpaper? Definitely a first for me, lol
(1 year ago)
Tue, 16-Aug-22 8:48 PM (1 year ago)
After many years my wife has expressed interest in seeing comments on her pic again! Hurray! So now I need to get to posting.
Sun, 7-Aug-22 12:20 AM (1 year ago)
Pickling hot peppers from the garden. Poor harvest this year, too damn hot even for peppers! But yummy still.
