north and south's Recent Statuses
Fri, 9-Oct-20 6:34 PM
(3 years ago)
Is there a problem with uploading videos today?
Fri, 28-Aug-20 12:02 PM
(3 years ago)
Whats with the new set up on notifications its only showing ratings and not comments?
Sun, 17-May-20 7:32 PM
(3 years ago)
Looks like the spammers are back,new one on the first page looks to be spamming every photo.
Thu, 5-Oct-17 5:29 PM
(6 years ago)
Happy Birthday NN. Thanks for all the fun.
Fri, 18-Sep-15 4:09 PM
(8 years ago)
Well its Friday again time to get your tits out Ladies.
Mon, 26-Jan-15 10:34 PM
(9 years ago)
The Earth Is Full - Go Home
Fri, 23-Jan-15 2:36 PM
(9 years ago)
No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough.
Thu, 22-Jan-15 11:17 PM
(9 years ago)
Old enough to know better, old enough not to care.
Sat, 10-Jan-15 11:25 PM
(9 years ago)
Some have morals, some don't, most simply ignore them.
Tue, 6-Jan-15 1:58 PM
(9 years ago)
I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.
Tue, 6-Jan-15 12:25 AM
(9 years ago)
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Mon, 5-Jan-15 2:33 PM
(9 years ago)
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble .
Sat, 3-Jan-15 11:10 PM
(9 years ago)
"And this is the reason I fucking drink." I thought to myself As soon as I sobered up.
Sat, 3-Jan-15 2:22 PM
(9 years ago)
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me 'Oi, what's your disability mate?' I said 'Tourettes, you wanker, now fuck off!'
Fri, 2-Jan-15 2:43 PM
(9 years ago)
There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
Thu, 1-Jan-15 8:11 PM
(9 years ago)
Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
Thu, 1-Jan-15 2:32 PM
(9 years ago)
I went for a job interview as a blacksmith last week. He said, "Have you ever shoe'd a horse?"I said, "No, but Iv'e told a donkey to fuck off."
Wed, 31-Dec-14 3:45 PM
(9 years ago)
I got intouch with my inner self today ..i'm never buying cheap shit roll again!
Tue, 30-Dec-14 10:47 PM
(9 years ago)
Bad news for exit signs..... I've heard they're on the way out.......
Tue, 30-Dec-14 10:27 PM
(9 years ago)
Women should be like golf caddies, either holding your balls or getting your bloody tee ready!
Tue, 30-Dec-14 3:44 PM
(9 years ago)
The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers so I did....she's 21 and her name's Lucy.
Tue, 30-Dec-14 1:20 PM
(9 years ago)
When my wife left me, I was sad, upset and lonely.Since then I've got a dog,bought a new motorbike,shagged two women and blown a grand on drink and drugs.She'll go mental when she gets home from work.
Tue, 30-Dec-14 12:15 AM
(9 years ago)
Can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get my wife some milk and got blown into the pub.
Mon, 29-Dec-14 7:23 PM
(9 years ago)
Every thing is on loan from the government until you can't pay your taxes.
Mon, 29-Dec-14 7:10 PM
(9 years ago)
Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.
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