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| Friday, February 23, 2024, 7:19:38 PM- Busted | ||
Apparently putting Alka Seltzer in your mouth before a baptism then acting like you're possessed by the devil is not considered funny. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, February 22, 2024, 8:08:34 PM- Just another day... | ||
... in paradise. No job to go to, living the life of leisure. You can only get bored if you're a boring person. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, February 21, 2024, 7:53:39 PM- Humor by age | ||
7th grade: 'Moby Dick is not a social disease'. 11th grade: 'What's better than a rose on your piano? - Two lips on your organ.' Adult humor: 'Did you hear? (insert worst enemy's name) is being audited.' Senior age: 'If I just tried to put my suppository in my ear, where is my hearing aid?' ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, February 20, 2024, 7:47:14 PM- Journey | ||
Last night I re-watched an old favorite film: 'The Razor's Edge', staring Tyrone Power. The movie is about finding yourself, and realizing that you can't be happy unless you love yourself. The message hits home with me - No matter how much I had, I was never truly happy. Once I looked into myself and overcame my own demons, I became happy and at peace. I hope someday everyone can have that, too. ~ | ||
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| Monday, February 19, 2024, 9:47:16 PM- Faster, faster! | ||
I just read where you can gauge your health by your walking gait. The slower you walk, the more apt you are to sickness. I have always walked at a quicker gait - mainly because I didn't have a car and had to walk everywhere. Especially in the winter. Doesn't make me healthier... I just don't like to dawdle, that's all. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, February 18, 2024, 6:06:33 PM- History | ||
It is said that history is written by the winners. What do the losers write? Best sellers. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, February 17, 2024, 7:03:41 PM- Perspective | ||
We had a snow prediction Friday of 2 to 3 inches, so of course we had over 5. While I was clearing said snow from my car I had a thought - I wasn't happy getting 5 inches, but if I were a woman who thought she was getting 2 to 3 inches and received over 5 inches, wouldn't that make me happy?  | ||
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| Friday, February 16, 2024, 7:29:48 PM- Brouhaha | ||
People are getting excited over the upcoming Total Eclipse of the sun in April. Viewing parties are being organized, special glasses and tee shirts are being sold. A big to do over up to 4 minutes of near darkness in the afternoon. I do hope that people will not stare with unprotected eyes, because it can cause damage to your eyes. When the day arrives, I will look out my window, and when it gets to be near dark I will go outside for a quick peek, thereby being able to say I saw it. To me, it's just another instance of making a big deal out of nothing. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, February 15, 2024, 7:56:36 PM- Kitchen experiment | ||
I've created a new soup dish. I combined alphabet soup and laxative. I call it: Letter Rip. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, February 14, 2024, 7:43:13 PM- HAPPY VD! | ||
I hope your day is filled with love, romance, plenty of sex and may all your fantasies come true... even if they don't include me. | ||
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