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Mon, 6-May-24 9:15 AM (1 hour ago)
Three days of 9 hour training a day, I need a hot bath and a someone to massage my broken body 😂
Mon, 6-May-24 8:28 AM (2 hours ago)
Scheduled for another minor surgery on my boob. Admire them while you can 
Mon, 6-May-24 7:15 AM (3 hours ago)
holiday in mallorca end of july so no more white bits for me just shame no female like to join me
Mon, 6-May-24 5:36 AM (4 hours ago)
Bank Holiday here in the UK.......(off to find pink suction dildo)
I didn’t know that Pink released a range of sex toys.
(1 hour ago)
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Mon, 6-May-24 2:35 AM (7 hours ago)
Thank you for liking my pics, but it would be nice if you would post a profile pic so I can see what you look like. Just sayin'.
Mon, 6-May-24 1:47 AM (8 hours ago)
tried a new lasagna receipe in the instantpot..it burnt...but the bottle of lambrusco eased my dissapointment
Mon, 6-May-24 12:15 AM (10 hours ago)
Adele, not crazy crust but I thought of you while making pizza tonight. #foodporn 
Sun, 5-May-24 11:10 PM (11 hours ago)
can't you see me standing here? I've got my back against the record machine I ain't the worst that you've seen Ah, can't you see what I mean?
Sun, 5-May-24 10:28 PM (12 hours ago)
"Six foot two, and rude as hell ..I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell"
Primus sucks!
(11 hours ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 8:09 PM (14 hours ago)
Bought an English Cucumber at the store.They come wrapped in plastic here. I showed my Mrs. and said look its a vegidildo in a condom....sometimes (most of the times) she fails to appreciate my humor
Sun, 5-May-24 6:24 PM (16 hours ago)
Thank you everyone who has commented on our pics and enjoy reading them all from Mr and Mrs t x
Sun, 5-May-24 6:14 PM (16 hours ago)
Favorite song/genre.....can be 1 or as many as you like.... I know I have quite a few 
Far too many favourites, but I’m off to lose myself in Dire Straits…… I may be some time
(12 hours ago)
I'm all over the place.. just not into any new country
(12 hours ago)
As for genres... The MP3 player in my car can go from Pink Floyd to Kesha to Babymetal to Prodigy in 4 songs! But particular favourites are hard rock, heavy metal and late 90s/early 2000s trance.
(11 hours ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 5:51 PM (16 hours ago)
“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.”
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Sun, 5-May-24 5:16 PM (17 hours ago)
I am just sitting here on my couch doing messaging here on Newbie Nudes.
Sun, 5-May-24 4:37 PM (17 hours ago)
Happy May Masturbation Month Everybody! What are you doing to celebrate this wonderful month?
It was a jerk reaction Adele 😁
(15 hours ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 3:38 PM (18 hours ago)
Ok one guy asked me, if I like tributes. Well I new too all this here, so I didn’t knew what he meant. He explained, so yes my lovers I would be thankful and honoured for any tributes 😘❤️😘❤️
I'm not fan of them myself but we are all different
(18 hours ago)