)Fbvines's Recent Statuses
Last shown: (show another user)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 9:41 AM (4 days ago)
Distance does not make the heart grow fonder, in fact it makes the heart wither and die.
Sun, 21-Apr-24 9:19 AM (6 days ago)
I am grateful to the nude picture Gods for letting me back so effortlessly, thank you.
Fri, 12-Apr-24 7:20 AM (15 days ago)
How can it be your asking me to feel the things you never show?
Thu, 11-Apr-24 3:06 PM (15 days ago)
National Lampoons NN Vacation, in progress... please don't offer me titties or money or anything, just need some support.
Justmedamian likes this
Thu, 11-Apr-24 9:51 AM (16 days ago)
Investing in Nunchuks because I believe this, this is what it'll be to stop the violence.
McPhallus likes this
Wed, 10-Apr-24 12:31 AM (17 days ago)
Who are these women in the Heineken Silver Commercial.. geez.
Tue, 9-Apr-24 5:27 PM (17 days ago)
IS have threatened the Champions League quarter finals over the next few days... absolutely garbage.
It's a European soccer tournament comprised of the Champions from various leagues. A lot of money/high profile.. and the crazies threatened the fans
(17 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Funny way to go about that by asking about it. But here we are.
(17 days ago)
Thu, 4-Apr-24 12:20 PM (22 days ago)
I went into that video chat and it's like Escape from New York in there.
It’s either no one is on cam, all lurkers, or it’s old fat hairy guys with little dicks 🤣. I hear on occasion actual woman appear.
(22 days ago)
Wed, 3-Apr-24 9:29 PM (23 days ago)
'Cause I've done everything I know, to try and make you mine
There's a place called Kokomo That's where you wanna go To get away from it all
(24 days ago)
Now you have me singing that song heydidya
(24 days ago)
Sun, 31-Mar-24 2:45 PM (26 days ago)
And with the xxxxxxxx of the fingers you become the monster you feared.
Sun, 31-Mar-24 11:42 AM (26 days ago)
You can't find your keys and you ain't got no cigarettes..
Sun, 31-Mar-24 10:06 AM (26 days ago)
I used to be scared of Pinkertons and now i'm scared of the average citizen? phew. They don't even use a gun belt.
naughty_but_innocent likes this
I bet you 6 chickens I'll see boobs before you do today.
(28 days ago)
Where are my chickens?
(28 days ago)
Thu, 28-Mar-24 4:30 PM (29 days ago)
Another sad day of waking up, realizing I have all of this beauty and no brains 
theroyalcouple - my brain happens to be really sexy, shiny and smooth.
(29 days ago)
naughty_but_innocent likes this
Wed, 27-Mar-24 4:28 PM (30 days ago)
Exciting day.. going to try watching my first pornographic movie! Getting the snacks first tho.
I know, I am not a man of culture trying to change that. Gonna watch Call of Booty 1-25
trying to change that. Gonna watch Call of Booty 1-25
(30 days ago)
lennynatural likes this