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McPhallus's Recent Statuses
Fri, 26-Apr-24 11:04 AM (22 hours ago)
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So if I set my mobile browser to desktop, then insert "www" to the url, then I have a chance at commenting IF the page doesn't reload without the "www". Madness takes its toll...
Justmedamian likes this
If you access the site from other devices, do you still have the same issue?
(22 hours ago)
If you're in mobile there should be a yellow line along the top of the page to take you to the Legacy(desktop) or there's a tab with 'help,support and legal' bottom left of the mobile page
(21 hours ago)
You should also be able to request desktop site from the browser on your phone. On iPhone click the “AA” symbol next to URL to get the optionz
(21 hours ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 6:09 PM (1 day ago)
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Burnin' burnin'Burnin'Burnin for you When I come knocking on her front door. The neighbour said she don't live there no more..
smitten4u and tugking70 like this
I wonder where she moved tongue
(1 day ago)
fetish69 and McPhallus like this
"The phone rings she said I can't tell you where I'm calling from. Cause my papa's on the lam. For something shady that he's done"
(22 hours ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 11:04 AM (1 day ago)
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Going back to bed. Up and alone for dreaming.
*whispers.. sweet dreams
(1 day ago)
Wed, 24-Apr-24 4:47 AM (3 days ago)
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Well this is different. Let's see how it flies.
NN, DevTeam and smitten4u like this
Yours I don't get huh
(3 days ago)
I get it now,I think it's grand ❤️
(3 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Yep. I'm still tweaking to be sure the kinks aren't of my own. Wish this was a mobile app instead of a browser based mobile site.
(2 days ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 8:01 PM (3 days ago)
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It's time out for some self pleasure.
smitten4u and SpiritWolf68 like this
Tue, 23-Apr-24 5:14 AM (4 days ago)
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Well if the Mods have taught me anything, it's hidden hard on should be whipped out.
oooo dick print pic.. lovely
(3 days ago)
The origin of Big Dicks in Jeans could be related way back to The King...Elvis... thumbup1
(3 days ago)
ew.. I would hate to love something that Elvis made popular. ha
(3 days ago)
LOL
(3 days ago)
Costello spoken here. That other Elvis was many things, but he's no Costello.
(3 days ago)
Mon, 22-Apr-24 7:49 PM (4 days ago)
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Still pondering. It's that one shot to get everything in your head, sorted, focused, and down in bits and bytes. Time for a spin.
weeeeeeee
(4 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
They never turn out they way they look in my head.
(4 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Fri, 19-Apr-24 12:05 AM (8 days ago)
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The night is black as cracked shellac Abandoned in an attic..
smitten4u likes this
Thu, 18-Apr-24 1:46 AM (9 days ago)
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Google is just go ogle.
theroyalcouple and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Wed, 17-Apr-24 12:44 PM (9 days ago)
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Ah, the alarm. And I'm already up.
i got an oldtime ''bell'' alarm, i woke up 5 min before it went off just to get the pleasure of turning it off LOL
(9 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
My phone and wrist went off. The other wrist didn't.
(9 days ago)
lol that sounds weird
(9 days ago)
Tue, 16-Apr-24 10:29 AM (10 days ago)
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Status comments; I'm limited to one reply. Others aren't. A mobile thing? IDK. Irritating when someone addresses me in someone else's comment thread and I don't have the option to respond.
tugking70 and smitten4u like this
But yeah - the only way I’ve found to get around it is to switch to desktop mode. But I fucking hate desktop mode on a phone screen.
(10 days ago)
Here's a previous status where someone else has the same issue.
(2 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
And because it's my status, I can consistently add comment. I've exchanged messages with NN, providing details in regard. It's being sent to support.
(2 days ago)
shaqila likes this
We have tried to reproduce the problem and like all gremlins it never seems to come out for us! Will keep trying though!
(2 days ago)
It's appreciated. I'm still looking for rhyme and reason as well.
(2 days ago)
Sun, 14-Apr-24 2:23 PM (12 days ago)
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Ooooh! I left a cookie on the nightstand! That's smart planning.
owbiglineman and Artistic like this
It can be 😆
(12 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
But I don't have cookies(yet) only raisin banana bread 😕
(12 days ago)
Better off as wine than raisins but the banana bread is worth the forensic labor of removal.
(12 days ago)
It actually adds nicely to the flavor.
(12 days ago)
Thu, 11-Apr-24 12:24 PM (15 days ago)
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You don't have to pay to play, but you do need more than a number and sexual identity. It's a community.
Not sure I understand what you're saying?
(15 days ago)
Tue, 9-Apr-24 6:20 PM (17 days ago)
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A wet and damp, pollen washed, cool day. Head down at work. I'd rather be distracted.
hornyfukcer likes this
Mon, 8-Apr-24 7:57 PM (18 days ago)
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Corona? Show me a Guinness. I'd rather look at that.
lennynatural and Bbaggins4321 like this
Still was interesting...hi MrP smile
(18 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Got a few photos with my 2017 Moonpie eclipse glasses as a filter. (I'm not in the path of totality but still was kinda cool.)
(18 days ago)
I’d rather see a nice moon. Up close.
(17 days ago)
How close? I've got Guinness in the fridge. The moon, well that's obscured by clouds at the moment.
(17 days ago)
Sun, 7-Apr-24 12:10 PM (19 days ago)
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Woke in the mountains this morning with hosts who rise far too early in the morning.
smitten4u likes this
Summit to do with the mountain air
(19 days ago)
smitten4u and McPhallus like this
Do the hosts make chirping noises?
(19 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Bonus, they have Paris Roubaixon. Coffee and an epic race. We'll ride later, one small gap. There are 2 category 1 climbs and one 4 all within 20km of here.
(19 days ago)
smitten4u and bimarriedbottom like this
Wed, 3-Apr-24 1:23 PM (23 days ago)
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It's obvious that my Mrs is more desirable and attractive. And I'm okay with that. She enjoys the boost of likes and most of the comments.
A quick search on NN members with no filter used other than gender shows there are 3,386,044 male members, 256,441 female members and 4,196 transgender members.
(23 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Based on those numbers, it's no wonder that the ladies here get a lot more attention than the guys, there's a hell of a lot more guys here than girls. Hope that makes you feel better.
(23 days ago)
Agent_K, McPhallus and smitten4u like this
And how many of each are couples? Though it's one or the other managing and interacting.
(23 days ago)
I'm okay with that.
(23 days ago)
Tue, 2-Apr-24 11:42 AM (24 days ago)
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Up before the alarm and can't get back to sleep. To much filling my head this morning.
So many thoughts clutter, and I gravitate to the more pleasurable ones.
(24 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
that's the key to happiness wink
(24 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
That sucks xxx
(24 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
I wish it did AdeleGR. Someday it does but it's my mind in my hands.
(24 days ago)
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(24 days ago)
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Mon, 1-Apr-24 2:17 PM (25 days ago)
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From the interwebs this morning; "You get all dressed up and ready for 5 guys then you find out it's only a burger?"
bimarriedbottom likes this
Mon, 1-Apr-24 4:56 AM (26 days ago)
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Finally sleepy enough to go to bed and she gets up because she can't sleep.
time for cuddles, then smile
(25 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
That wouldn't work, my body is at odds that she needs sleep. Tried with her behind me. Got too hot.
(25 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Fri, 29-Mar-24 2:01 PM (28 days ago)
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Well I've had a finger up my bum this morning. (Wasn't fun.) So I guess the rest of the day is downhill.
glatstar likes this
Yearly physical. That time of life when you have to see more doctors for checkups than you have insurance. (Didn't I say finger? Haven't felt a tongue there in decades.)
(28 days ago)
I had an exam once…doc was there long enough that I literally was turning my head to ask how it was going and he pulled out. And I swear he used two fingers! Can a doctor tell if a guy is a bottom???
(28 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
How loudly were you moaning Bimarried?
(28 days ago)
I wasn’t making a sound but I wonder if he could tell…later people said he was gay. It was the last time my annual was there. I’ll never know! 😂😂😂
(28 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Bi, maybe it was the raging erection that gave you away?
(27 days ago)
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Thu, 28-Mar-24 11:58 AM (29 days ago)
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But I can guarantee, there'll be no knock on the door I'm total pro, that's what l'm here for I come from downtown, born ready for you Armed with will and determination, and grace, too
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Thu, 28-Mar-24 4:44 AM (30 days ago)
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Sleep now, cum again tomorrow.
Wed, 27-Mar-24 11:17 AM (30 days ago)
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Awake hours early and can't get back to sleep. This is a favorite place to be up.
theroyalcouple and smitten4u like this
Tue, 26-Mar-24 4:50 PM (31 days ago)
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Maybe later. Commented on a status , nothing remotely impolite, and tapped 'enter' only to see it disappear. Can't revive the space to comment desktop or mobile. Can't comment more than once. Thou
MitchandDaisy likes this
Don't know what happened. Some words don't register on status. Like the one below.
(31 days ago)
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(31 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
[ ] is a good word LOL
(31 days ago)
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