Boobs:

1) They're saggy, and therefore unattractive. Nothing more than tumors.

2) Have to wear a bra in public because you don't want to scare the general population. Bra also digs into your shoulders.

3) Boob sweat in the summer. Have to apply baby powder to keep from getting a fungus.

4) Boob out when you wake up from sleeping.

5) Deemed the most unattractive boob type, mainly because of sag and "too much of a handful" according to all men.

6) Automatically labeled a lady of the night when wearing anything that shows cleavage and boobage. Smaller chested women don't have to worry about that.

7) Can't wear cute tops or bras. Nothing strapless.

You completely forget you stuck your pocketknife in there because you can no longer feel it.

9) Jumping fucking HURTS your chest.

Being chubby:

1) You're bullied because you're not perfectly skinny, so labeled disgusting.

2) People ASSUME you eat alot and have tons of health problems. But no matter how hard you exercise, you don't get the body you want.

3) Can't wear sexy lingerie because the bottom part just looks fucking awkward.

4) Can't wear sexy clothes.

5) Can't do sexy poses that skinny women can do.

6) Belly is ugly.

7) Life is Hell.

Pros of a Small chest:

1) They're perfectly perky and round.

2) No boob sweat.

3) Don't hurt when you jump.

4) Can go braless in public and wear various tops.

5) Not labeled a hoe.

6) No boob out

I came home from work... I drank wine and got drunk... And I wanted vulgar dirty communication))

I received a rather odd personal message from someone today.

I was accused of leaving nasty comments under their and one other's pictures.

And I was called shallow.

If saying someone looks beautiful,

then I am guilty.

In all my years on NN I have never once left any kind of mean or nasty comment for anyone.

I only believe in leaving positive comments.

If I don't like how someone looks, I keep it to myself.

I checked, believe me. It wasn't me.

I'm not the only person on NN to have their user name start with Jake.

Perhaps they bitched at the wrong one?

~

All I know now is that when you have a bad day, do something related to SEX! It doesn't have to be actually fucking somebody. I finger fuck my pussy and rub my clit, not to mention pinching my nipples, and get off! And, yes, I went to yet another party at that girl's house! And, yes, big titties girl was there again and got me naked and ate my pussy! I came twice! And, yes, I got fucked with an audience and watched others fuck! It was very cool to see so many free spirits enjoying mind-blowing fucking! Everyone had a smile on their face!

I was unable to begin my wet joy toy play event until the evening of November 25,2023. I needed to have tire fixed on my vehicle. So, before sun rise, I tried to nap and listen to some sexual audio to start wetting my undie. Plus later in the morning, I created or authored a naughty story that I have been thinking about for many months. Then, after getting my car back, I started watching a new adult DVD... so, that`s how the more recent wet spot on my undie arrived, if, you check my mesh undie stamped scenes. I did try making a short video, when undressing... I have yet to review it. I then applied tong balm on my dick three times...that`s what the instructions say. Balm is to make a guy last longer. Before applying, rubbing, smearing the balm a third time, that`s when, I set up or positioned the LED lights and two cameras in the bedroom. I am using the large pet blanket on the bed and when, I sit in the recliner or at the PC desk, I use the smaller pet blanket. Then after midnight on the 26, I started my toy playing... At first, I was using only three lubes, including a flavored or colored lube. One of those lubes, I have not used before... It is a clear water based lube that, when, I stop pouring it into my toy...threadlike, just like, when fluid hangs from my dick or when I have an erection, while laying in my recliner. Before I toy played, I poured small amounts of the essential oil/massage lotion upon my body, but not my dick, lower back or butt... I did that, while, on my bed. I tried using the new old used camera via remote... It arrived with telephoto like lens, which, I did not remove, until today. So, I am ready to try the camera again eventually. So, when I discovered

Little bit later on writing my blog today, I was trying my hand at making Soda Scones this morning around my usual time of 8am. Edible but needing a little bit of work, thing my mix, was just a little too wet and my pan was to heavy, so judging the heat was not quite right. But will try again during the week..

I decided yesterday not to post in status anymore for a while or if at all, will still say hello, but that will be it, after all these years, I saw, that my post are maybe just not what people want to see.

It was the coldest morning of the winter so far yesterday, but wrapped up and it was just great to walk in, was back home before it was daylight.

I got my double vaccine shot on Thursday and it went well, usual pain in the left arm, that I always get, still waiting in word for my second Macular injection, looking more and more it will be on the last week, that I work this year, that means, it will be close to a 3 week break for me.

I ask myself questions all the time, work out the answers sometimes, sometimes not. I was reminded at work of someone, that I once was, but thankfully not now and hopefully never will have to be again.

I took further steps in my new project.


Another phone picture. I would have been happy getting this with my DSLR, never mind a phone, one little bit, I am not happy with, but overall, this phone, just keeps surprising me, with what I can do, I am going to try putting it on my little tripod and see, what I can get, I just like learning.

Well, it has been 3 weeks since any activity in the bedroom (although I have tried numerous times) but Friday night we had a good day and were relaxed so I thought to try again. We went to bed and I started hugging her and rubbing on her nipples as well as rubbing her back both of which are usually 'starters' for her. After probably 15 - 20 minutes of this I thought to take things a bit further but as I was doing so she gave me a very exasperated look sort of like 'Not Now' or 'Is This Really Necessary' - she did not say this, but it was in her face - I immediately stopped and told her that if she is not interested, I am not going further. WELL ...... Suddenly she is interested and starts blowing me and asking to continue, but I was no longer in the mood. she did cuddle up to me to go to sleep, but nothing happened. I sort of hoped that she would make up for this last night (Saturday) but nothing.
We did talk a bit after I shut things down and she said that we are always too tired but I pointed out that I have tried to get things going a number of times and there is no reciprocity on her part - she did not have a good answer to that .
Well, a week from now we are going on a 2 week vacation to Germany and Amsterdam so we will see how that goes.
Truthfully, there is a part of me that hopes she feels horrible when I shut things down since she did that to me for so many years.

Sunday, August 2, 2020, 10:53:42 PM - Bailey 2007-2020 RIP Ellie 2015-2023
Tribute to a Best Friend

The Last Battle

If it should be that I grow frail and weak
And pain should keep me from my sleep,
Then will you do what must be done,
For this — the last battle — can’t be won.
You will be sad I understand,
But don’t let grief then stay your hand,
For on this day, more than the rest,
Your love and friendship must stand the test.

We have had so many happy years,
You wouldn’t want me to suffer so.
When the time comes, please, let me go.
Take me to where to my needs they’ll tend,
Only, stay with me till the end
And hold me firm and speak to me
Until my eyes no longer see.
I know in time you will agree
It is a kindness you do to me.
Although my tail its last has waved,
From pain and suffering I have been saved.
Don’t grieve that it must be you
Who has to decide this thing to do;
We’ve been so close — we two — these years,
Don’t let your heart hold any tears.


I loved him, and I know he loved me.

For all pet lovers

For Little Diddle, her real name was Ellie, fostered her for the last 5 months,severely underweight 2 Kilos got her back to being a fully bouncy,happy little doglet, bright as a button, was beginning to think of adopting her full time, but then the vets discovered an aggressive tumour at the back of her nose/throat, long story short, kept her happy until I decided I was being selfish and her time was up, RIP Diddle thank you for allowing me to share the last few months with you.

If you own

Dear readers,

you might have noticed the [Part X of a series] in the title of my last two posts. This week I would like to tell some kind of story, for which there will be a new post every day. There will also be a variety of options. For example, I'm posing in two different panties today. So you can choose your favorite style for your own story. Let me know in the comments section of the pictures which version you prefer. This is a test run for a potential Advent calendar (although I don't yet have an idea for a series of 24 pictures).

Have a sweet day.
Yours,
Kjtsu

Hi there

AtTTENTION NN Ladies!!

Your eye are now Saved!!! The one and ONLY pic in my gallery is now DELETED!!! With the ID in effect and me not being ID verified you will offiically NEVER have to see a pic of me again. You may ALL celebrate.

Your Welcome Ladies!! Enjoy the eye Candy guys of NN!!!

Shy

Our final day at the swingers resort. I’m hooked, I definitely want to come here again. Woke in time to get lunch poolside. I put on a see through cover up with nipple jewelry and my jeweled g string. Just enough bling to attract attention down there! Took two THC gummies and felt nice and loose.
Over by the spa is where all the action happens. The resort had added a couple of hanging sex swings near the hot tubs, the kind made of soft silk. That got my imagination going! We said hi to a bunch of people and then grabbed our spot on some lounges. I removed my cover up but left my little g string in place because it rubs against my clit just right when I walk. Hubby was wearing nothing, but his smile and his gorgeous cock.
The couple next to us looked familiar but I was sure we hadn’t fucked. They were kissing caressing each other but nothing more than PG. she had a super dark tan and it made her pink nipples really stand out. Very petite body, she must have been only 100 pounds and cute as could be. He was all california surfer look, blonde longer hair, big cheekbones and a super firm ass. I wanted to bite that ass so much!
Hubby leaned over me and started chatting with them. He commented on her perky tits and pink nipples, which she answered by pinching them and making them super hard. Her guy leaned over and started biting her nipples which she obviously loved! Hubby cupped my breasts and squeezed me while we watched things getting hot next to us. Surfer guy started rubbing the girls clit but she kept her legs squeezed tight so I couldn’t really see. She was moaning a little and looked over to make sure we were watching. We were!

A while back I told everyone that I was going on a four day shoot with a professional photography team that I hired. I've worked with her several times over the years regardless of how expensive it is. We always have so much fun on our shoots and she is so amazingly talented to the point that it's hard for me to believe I'm the one in the pictures!

This time we shot hundreds of pics including nude on the beach, see-through clothes & lingerie, tiny & sexy bikinis that just didn't want to stay on (hehe), a gorgeous milk bath, me rolling around in flour on the counter and so much more! Here's a teaser "tear sheet". Though, I couldn't manage to get all the thumbnails on one screen!

💗 Stacia

Two Months had gone by, and I was on Dan’s arm at Business Dinners, Fundraisers and Dinners with some of the members of his hunt club as the weather turned colder by the week. I had so many new clothes at this time I didn’t have room for anymore as he took me shopping weekly for something new.
At his house I had every color of Silk Stockings imaginable and Matching Lace Garters and Bra’s. The Ball gowns were insane and maybe different than what I expected out of him. He always said he wanted his hooker underneath and a lady on the outside. So, when we left to go someplace, I was well covered but also still form fitting. But underneath were the sexiest clothes available, and I felt like a queen when I was escorted into anywhere, we needed to be.
I was at his beckon call for sex and loved every second of it. I drove to his house nude when he asked unless I was already out then I stopped on the way and removed anything I had on.
Then one night he sent a car to pick me up and told me to take my clothes off before the car arrived. I did as he said and was pacing the floor when the phone rang again. I saw it was Dan and answered right away.
Dan said are you naked.
I said yes of course.
He said OK the car is in the driveway. Talk to you in a few minutes.
I walked out and a man in a Black suit opened the back door to allow me in.
I slip into the back seat and get comfortable as the driver pulls out and starts down the road.
I was wondering if the Driver could see through the glass separating us as he drove but then decided why does it matter as he watched me walk out to the car and watched me climb in before he turned to close the

Years back, when I got a new video camera my GF Diana wanted to see what it would be like to make some porn. So on vacation we tried it out. I don't need to tell NN what fun that can besmile! It was hot to be on camera sucking and fucking, but when we came home it went on a shelf and we never watched.

About a year later Diana was heading out for a girls night. She had a tiny knit dress that was skin tight and accentuated her in all the right ways. She looked hot! Diana is a tomboy, so dressing like that was a rare thing. If I didn't know that women dress up to impress each other, I would have thought something was up.

I got an eye full of her slinky dress and when she left I was super horny. I was online visiting my favorite sites when it hit me. I had porn with Diana sitting on a shelf. So I hooked the camera up to the tv and sat back.

It was strange watching our porn for the first time is strange. The idea of home porn wasn't as wide spread as it is today. But when I heard her moans her moaning, and saw her beautiful breasts bounce as she pumped up and down my cock... wow...
I was so fucking hard. I didn't know what it was called at the time, but I was edging to my own GF. Her wild spirit, her sexy mess of hair, her ample breasts, thick ass and tiny waste.

When I got to our oral video I was so engorged I needed to pace myself. Her moaning and vibrating body as she sat on my face was almost too much,
but then watching her suck me.... Wow! She watched me as I bucked and moaned. She'd take me from her mouth to see me writhe to her fingers stroking me. I had to stop my strokes as I felt the pressure build.

And then I heard Diana's key in

I’ve been spending a lot of time listening to the works of one of my idols. Doing a deep dive and consuming everything I can find about him. He was one year younger than I am right now when he died suddenly at his home, apparently sitting in his chair listening to the music of one of his idols. This man did so much as a musician, a humanitarian, a fighter for people all over the world. His life inspired so many just as it has inspired me.

Examining my own life has never been a strong point for me. Doing so makes me feel as if I what have accomplished is not enough. Like my idol ,it can all be gone in an instant. I’m prepared to never slow down and to work harder and to be better. Imagine doing something that leaves even just one person inspired by what you have accomplished.

After an absence for health , feeling libido good to post again. Hope you enjoy the content.

I suspect there maybe a few mum's that play this game when their kids have gone to bed!

Yes, what can you say, sometimes you talk one way at first and act differently later.
Recently, the verification caused me trepidation and discomfort, but in the end it happened, as is generally the case when using such amateur sites, I get used to it and suddenly one step follows the other. You go further than you previously expected.
Not when it comes to posting photos, I'm beyond good and evil, but giving out sensitive data to some company that's hard to classify.
In short, lust took over and in the end it got the upper hand. Just showing the 10 old photos that come from times when it was easier to post was no longer enough for me. Little by little I would like to add something new because I'm also more interested in current pics from other users than in those from prehistoric times...
Thanks to a precise description from a user here and the knowledge that you don't necessarily have to disclose most of your private data, I'm now back in the game. Or perhaps better said, am willing and able to participate if necessary.
Feels really good for now, let's see what happens...
Panta rhei!

Amazing frenzy around the Giant Croissant around the world! 

The trend seems to have been started by a Michelin Star, French Chef Philippe Conticini in Paris followed by his bakery in Tokyo then London.

Conticini's 2nd Bakery in SW London, holds a whopping record of being 1.5kg/3.3lbs, 45cm/17" long & 3,000 calories. That's about 10 regular sized croissants and serves 8 to 10 people.


Today, it's everywhere. New York, Brussels, Singapore, Montreal, Barcelona, Dubai, Perth etc... And it's been going on for months. 

A Montreal bakery apparently created an even bigger croissant, using a colossal quantity of ingredients enough to make 30 regular sized croissants, which included just 1Kg of butter. That big baby is said to have 11,200 calories. Conticini's looks like a light weight in comparison.

Some do it always bigger, more extravagant. That's Dubai's case of course! With your Giant Croissant, you can get a 4 to 5L Giant Coffee.

Most of what I searched online speak of plain butter croissants. Conticini's

funny, gotta listen to it

It's been awhile since I posted. Sorry it took me so long to write this one up, https://www.newbienudes.com/forum/default.asp?topicid=132036&d=3110202310110

Test

Frustrated, just about the thing NN has done for me

5'9' 175. Bottom curious, great cocksucker seeking to meet for fun, women and crossdresser,TV's or horny guys as well

Went through a bunch of my old photos from 18 months ago and uploaded them to my account. Maybe you knew me as GollyGi

If you’re still around and we were chatting regularly, I miss the shit outta you but I’m keeping my distance for all our sakes. Ok, I’ll just name ya - Pam, Matt, and Tavi. Sorry again for the way it ended 😓 I’m sticking to occasional silliness on NN now to avoid any drama with you or anyone else 😭

Anyway, I’m on my way to TEXAS until retirement so…back in the States anyway 🤷‍♂️ And since I went on hiatus I got some tattoos so I hope y’all like!

Luv y’all!
Burnerman/GollyGi

x

Used AI to create this.

Literally scary what it can do!!


View the competiton here:

https://www.newbienudes.com/competition/37

A man's penis? Ladies. Men......?

If you see a man with big hands, do you equate that with the size of his dick?
If a man has large feet, do you still equate that with the size of his dick?
Does nationality play a part in your thought process? I mean, come on, we have all heard that Asian men have small dicks, Latin men can go all night long with their dicks, Irish men can't keep up and well, black men.............no need to reference anything in that department.................hahahah. Once you go black...............tee hee. Is the latter true as well? Has anyone really gone back after black?

Truly, how so and why did these myths come about? Plus, have you ever found out that some of these myths were true or untrue?

And speaking of the size of a man's, why haven't women been categorized? You can't say, "Oh, if a woman has small feet, she must have a small pussy hole"

What are some of the myths that have been said about women?


Oh, btw, I have missed all of you.

Surgery Wednesday - should be OK but if I don't see you on the other side, It;s been a slice.

I've been a member for 19 years, so safe to say that I've watched people come and go. I'm curious why such a drop in the number of new pics on the site. Used to be there were 1,000 new pics a day. As of today, it has averaged 293 per day over the last year. Why?

I loved fucking Angie her pussy was good as hell she was butt naked with black boots on and those titties were looking good so Amazon melons like first she sucked my dick and balls while she was on her knees , then she laid on her back I went balls deep on her she told me to slap my balls on her she enjoyed my balls slapping her butt while she was moaning laying on her back ; she got on top and rode me like a rodeo her pussy was good while she rode me she rubbed my balls after she rode me I busted all over her titties it felt so good

This is not about men. This is about humans. Girls do the same, just different topics.
I really really really want something, and if I could just have it once I will be so happy.
But then I get it.
Now I want more.
Sexy dresses, so cool.
I want shots of your tits now
Okay, god that’s great
Now I really need to see you pulling open your cunt
That’s fantastic
I really really wanna watch you sucking cock
Oh my God, you’re so cool
Can you show me the cock in you, I wanna watch a video of you taking cock!
Oh, can you show the guy coming in you? I really want to see you being coming
Or two guys, please show me two guys, and one of them in your ass
Can we chat, can I watch you do it?
Can we meet, I would really like to meet you I think it will be great to fuck you.
…
I understand. I am also a flawed creature of earth. I have had more cock than is healthy for me, I’ve had more (everything) than is healthy for me.
But
I’ve showed you my curt. I’ve showed you my tits. There are times when I showed you me getting fucked. Please appreciate it. It’s tiring to be asked for more more more. I understand it. And I ask you to step beyond it.

A sweet date

A few days ago I was walking, as usual buck naked in the sun and sand of my one and ‎only favorite beach. The weather was perfect - not too warm, and I was soaking the sun ‎with my body, walking and stroking slowly, not a soul in sight.‎
There are some sandy spots, plenty of trails, with palms that in summer time get really ‎hot, and there are pine woods nearby where dudes relax, stroke one another and have sex ‎in the open undisturbed. The palm leaves were waving slowly under the gentle breeze, ‎and the only sounds were crickets and little birds in the trees and occasional sound of ‎the waves. I was circling the palms, still slowly stroking and enjoying myself. I was ‎getting semi hard, when a guy, probably in his mid-forties, came down one of the trails. ‎He was well built, lean, muscular and well hung. At first he did not notice me, and went ‎right to the palms. They turned out to be date palms and some of the fruits were already ‎brown. I approached and watched him pick the sweet fruits. He noticed me and said: ‎‎“Would you like to try them? They are real sweet, if you know what to do!” I somehow ‎detected something else, so I said - “Sure”.‎
While I was enjoying the sweet dates, his left hand grabbed my uncut dick and started ‎slowly pulling, stroking, you know, the whole nine yards. Of course, I returned the ‎favor, then he looked me in the eye and putting a few dates in his mouth, knelt and ‎started sucking me. I was barely holding it, while he jumped, leaving me trembling and ‎shaking - “Now you!”

Im back , I haven't been on this site for a couple of years. im still single after all this time ,and my sex drive still hasn't diminished , see my previous blog posts for an idea. ive never really had the desire to hook up with random strangers but I guess with my dwindling prospects of finding a steady relationship I think I consider it more. I guess I might start to be more active here and see if I can find someone in my area for hook ups . Nothing really else to say except im back and glad to see little has changed lots of horny , beautiful pervs just like me still showing themselves and getting off.