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Friday, November 23, 2007, 7:58:21 PM- xmas
It makes me happy when my house is decorated for xmas, so I decided today was the day for it! I got the lights, some fake snow etc.

Eventhough i'm the only one on the block with decorations, i dont care, i got my cosy xmas feeling!

Did i mention i also started playing xmas songs?

A happy & content LG!
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"Wooohoooo!!!! :-)

/me holds mistletoe over me head and waits for a kiss from Lazy! ;-)"
- steelmist


Friday, November 16, 2007, 11:51:16 PM- hummunah hummunah.....
Just doing my voodoo spell for a special girl for a special occassion! =)

HUMMUNAH HUMMUNAH HUMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Did i mention i'm wearing nothing and holding a candle?? LOL
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"Mmmm, Lazy by candle light !!! :-)"
- steelmist


Friday, November 16, 2007, 9:41:50 PM- tired
need sleep........................zzzzzzz
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"Catnaps Laz, grab a doze whenever you can !"
- Sandman


Thursday, October 25, 2007, 7:37:46 PM- Halloween Safety Tips
With Halloween upon us, it is worthwhile to remember a few simple rules
to help keep this season healthy, happy and SAFE!! Please use these
helpful hints this and every year.

1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see
if it's really dead.

2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.

4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which
they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of
grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to
kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with
somebody else's voice.

5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go alone.

6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would
apply to any other house of the dead as well.

8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find
out that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT!

9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short
circuits; just get out.

10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.

11. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good
reason for it. Don't stop and look around.

12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you
know what you're doing.

13. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at
least twice, more if you are female. Also note that, despite the fact
that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's
still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic
behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes,
increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately.

15. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are
listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in
trouble if you recognize this one), anywhere in Texas where chainsaws
are sold, Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine. (Seriously, those
small towns in Maine are messed UP!)

16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to
the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that
it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a
tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most
likely be eaten.

17. Beware of strangers bearing tools. For example: chainsaws, staple
guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers,
butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from
deceased companions.

18. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the
time to move in with the in-laws. This also applies to houses that had
previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some
horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices.

19. Dress appropriately. When investigating a noise downstairs in an old
house, women should not wear a flimsy negligee. And carry a flashlight,
not a candle.

20. Do not mention the names of demons around open flames, as these can
flare suddenly. Be especially careful of fireplaces in this regard.

21. Do not go looking for witches in the Maryland countryside.
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"12. Well, that spoils my plan to ask Scientific Seductress out on Halloween.

And I've been studying ever so hard--but isn't the best science done when your not sure of the result? I've got one hell of a hypothesis I'd like to test!"
- ¡Snork!


Thursday, October 18, 2007, 9:45:55 AM- Posting
I post for my pleasure, and if other ppl enjoy them is a plus. I don't get why ppl get upset with me why i won't give out my location etc. Anyways, if you can't deal with it, move on, why make it MY problem when it's obviously YOUR problem? There are plenty of ppl that accept me for who i am and respect that i won't give out info. When i get to know somebody i will let them into my life. Until then, keep fucking with me and i'll keep ignoring you.......Get it straight, i'm not here to do YOU a favor, i'm here for myself
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"It's this thing called *privacy*. Maybe they should read up on it. I would never fuck with you LZG, unless of course we were fucking each other...hmmm, I like that idea!"
- artworks


Saturday, October 6, 2007, 11:16:50 AM- friends
I dunno why ppl ive never spoken to add me as their friend? I am no snob but if i don't add u, it's because i dunno know u. U can still list ppl as your favourite NN posters instead of adding them. Sooooo glad to get that off my chest.
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"well if i dont ask to be your friend how else would we get to know each other? Hope we can chat and get to know each other sometime soon, let me know! all the best!"
- budz6969


Friday, September 14, 2007, 3:53:28 PM- voicegreeting
Ok, i succumbed to the voice greeting thingy......i finally added my own.
Go check it out and let me know what you think of it?? =)
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"If you really so horny, dial me up Lazy!!"
- artworks


Thursday, September 13, 2007, 7:32:15 PM- remember those good ole days?
After having a fun & lil bit naughty chat with Bootz, i do miss the old days. Ahhhhh.... life was easy then, on average there would be like 15-25 ppl in chat, and that was BUSY! LOL, early in the day it had maybe 5 (if you were lucky) Though NN & NN-J have made many good improvements to the site, i can't help but to reminisce about the good old days...even when chat would freeze up! I guess it's all about the ppl that made it so special. So, kudos to the ppl that are still here and some that aren't around anymore.....
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"yes, I remember the good ole days!"
- northernlights


Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 2:31:18 PM- I'm still here....
4+ years and still cumming & going =)
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"Hi Lazy, How are you Sweetheart? Hugsssssss"
- Strawberry


Friday, August 4, 2006, 9:56:47 PM- catching up........
I always love after being away for so long to be welcomed back so warmly! I finally caught up with Juicy & Sandman last nite. Though it was short, it was awesome just talking to them again. So thank you for being there even if i'm not always there for you........i love you guys!
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"Lazygirl.. a flawless person
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- Lix


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