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Sunday, April 21, 2013, 7:42:04 PM- ONE....... | ||||
ONE Tree can start a Forest: ONE Smile can start a Friendship: ONE Hand can lift a Soul: ONE Word can frame the Goal: ONE Candle can wipe out the Darkness: ONE Laugh can conquer Gloom: ONE Hope can raise your Spirits: ONE Touch can show you Care: ONE Life can make the DIFFERENCE!!!BE that ONE to-day...... | ||||
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Friday, April 19, 2013, 7:32:42 AM- Morning SEX..... | ||||
She was standing in the kitchen,preparing our usual breakfast of Soft boiled eggs and toast,wearing only a T-shirt that she normally slept in.As I walked in,almost awake,she turned to me and said softly,"you have got to make love to this very moment". My eyes lit up as I thought,I must be either still dreaming or this is my lucky day!not want to lose a second,I embraced her and had her there and then on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said "THANKS" and returned to the cooker the T-shirt still round her neck. Happy but still a little puzzled,I asked,"What was that all about",she explained "The EGG TIMER'S BROKEN"..... | ||||
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Wednesday, April 17, 2013, 8:12:13 PM- Life before the Computer | ||||
A Memory was something you lost with Age, An Application was for Employment, A Program was for TV, A Cursor used Profanity, A Keyboard was a Piano, A Web was a Spider's Home, A Virus was the Flu, A CD was a Bank Account, A Hard drive was a long trip on the Road, A Mouse Pad was were a mouse lived, and if you had a 3-1/2 Floppy...you just hoped nobody Found Out... | ||||
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Wednesday, April 17, 2013, 8:01:46 PM- life before the | ||
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Thursday, April 11, 2013, 9:05:48 PM- A Woman's Prayer.... | ||||
Dear Lord,I pray for Wisdom to understand my Man:Love to forgive him:and Patience for his Moods....because Lord if I pray for Strength...I will BEAT HIM TO DEATH....... | ||||
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Wednesday, April 10, 2013, 7:53:57 PM- A Few things to get us thinking | ||||
There's always a {TRUTH] behind [JUST KIDDING] a little [EMOTION] behind [I DON'T CARE] a little [PAIN] behind [IT'S OK] a little [I NEED YOU] behind [LEAVE ME ALONE] and a lot of [WORDS] behind [SILENCE]....... | ||||
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Monday, April 8, 2013, 9:16:51 PM- OMG.... | ||||
Wife asks Husband,"How many women have you Slept with?" Husband proudly replies"only you, Darling...with all the others, I was awake.... HOSPITAL VISITING HOURS ARE FROM 11am TO 8pm......... | ||||
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Friday, April 5, 2013, 6:38:23 PM- Exercise.... | ||||
Started Belly Dancing to-day,didn't have to do much at all. Just gave it a little shake and it Belly Danced all on it's own.... | ||||
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Friday, April 5, 2013, 6:34:01 PM- A Curious Child.... | ||||
A Curious Child asked It's Mother:"Mommy,why are some of your hairs turning Grey?" The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child:"It is bacause of you,dear.Every bad action of your will turn one of m hairs grey!" The child replied innocently:"Now I know why Grandmother has only Grey hairs in her head"......... | ||||
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Thursday, April 4, 2013, 8:39:02 PM- Just a Thought.... | ||||
My Mother tried to raise my Sister as a LADY but my Father won....He raised a LADY that just doesn't put up with Crap from ANYONE.... | ||||
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