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| Monday, February 26, 2024, 8:36:31 PM- Mother nature reminder | ||
Highs today and tomorrow around 70 (F) degrees. I just bought some window tinting today. I know it's only February, but it pays to plan ahead when you have east facing windows. Along with my blackout curtains, I should be well covered (pun intended) when the time comes along. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, February 25, 2024, 6:22:08 PM- I quit... | ||||
... drinking and driving for two reasons: 1. I was getting tired of going to bars and being the oldest guy there. To me, it made me look like I had a drinking problem. 2. Working afternoons, I got tired of being followed home by the police... especially when I hadn't had anything to drink and was just going home from work. I may have one or two drinks a week now and I guarantee you I won't get behind the wheel when I do imbibe. I figure I was lucky for a long time to not get pulled over and I didn't want to press my luck. ~ | ||||
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| Saturday, February 24, 2024, 6:03:56 PM- PHEW! | ||
Thank God my ex wife and my past girlfriends don't believe in Voodoo. ~ | ||
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| Friday, February 23, 2024, 7:19:38 PM- Busted | ||
Apparently putting Alka Seltzer in your mouth before a baptism then acting like you're possessed by the devil is not considered funny. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, February 22, 2024, 8:08:34 PM- Just another day... | ||
... in paradise. No job to go to, living the life of leisure. You can only get bored if you're a boring person. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, February 21, 2024, 7:53:39 PM- Humor by age | ||
7th grade: 'Moby Dick is not a social disease'. 11th grade: 'What's better than a rose on your piano? - Two lips on your organ.' Adult humor: 'Did you hear? (insert worst enemy's name) is being audited.' Senior age: 'If I just tried to put my suppository in my ear, where is my hearing aid?' ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, February 20, 2024, 7:47:14 PM- Journey | ||
Last night I re-watched an old favorite film: 'The Razor's Edge', staring Tyrone Power. The movie is about finding yourself, and realizing that you can't be happy unless you love yourself. The message hits home with me - No matter how much I had, I was never truly happy. Once I looked into myself and overcame my own demons, I became happy and at peace. I hope someday everyone can have that, too. ~ | ||
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| Monday, February 19, 2024, 9:47:16 PM- Faster, faster! | ||
I just read where you can gauge your health by your walking gait. The slower you walk, the more apt you are to sickness. I have always walked at a quicker gait - mainly because I didn't have a car and had to walk everywhere. Especially in the winter. Doesn't make me healthier... I just don't like to dawdle, that's all. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, February 18, 2024, 6:06:33 PM- History | ||
It is said that history is written by the winners. What do the losers write? Best sellers. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, February 17, 2024, 7:03:41 PM- Perspective | ||
We had a snow prediction Friday of 2 to 3 inches, so of course we had over 5. While I was clearing said snow from my car I had a thought - I wasn't happy getting 5 inches, but if I were a woman who thought she was getting 2 to 3 inches and received over 5 inches, wouldn't that make me happy?  | ||
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