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Sunday, March 17, 2024, 6:16:18 PM- Happy St. Patrick's Day! | ||
I'd say something pithy in Irish, but I don't know any Irish. ~ | ||
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Saturday, March 16, 2024, 3:16:56 PM- Let it be | ||
If you ever get the chance to treat them as they treated you, I hope you choose to walk away and do better. - Najwa Zebian ~ | ||
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Friday, March 15, 2024, 7:05:59 PM- Bountiful | ||
Has anyone else thought that, other than selling paper towels by sowing panic, most people would just move whatever is about to be ruined and clean up the spill afterwards? ~ | ||
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Thursday, March 14, 2024, 6:19:00 PM- Seeing is believing | ||
I saw an actual license plate that read: 370HSSV Didn't occur to me for a while, until I thought about it being upside down. Well played, sir, well played. | ||
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Wednesday, March 13, 2024, 7:19:28 PM- PHEW! | ||
I was having problems with my MLBTV account, as in not being able to watch a game on my t.v. I chatted with a rep online, who gave me the tips on what to do to fix my problem. I did it and now can watch the game again. Happy Day! | ||
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Tuesday, March 12, 2024, 7:02:19 PM- Fun fact | ||
If you started saving $10K a day from the year 50,000 BC to today, you'd have less money than Elon Musk. ~ | ||
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Monday, March 11, 2024, 6:34:47 PM- Old advice | ||
Two bits of advice that were given to me over 50 years ago that are still true today: 1. If it looks too good to be true, it usually is. 2. There's no such thing as a free lunch. ~ | ||
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Sunday, March 10, 2024, 4:41:58 PM- Why not? | ||||
I've decided to give people something new to talk about. Starting Monday, I'll be using an old liquor bottle as a water bottle on my morning walks. I must remember to do a little weave once in a while to really sell it. | ||||
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Saturday, March 9, 2024, 7:56:36 PM- VROOM! | ||||
Every once in a while I go outside and run my vacuum cleaner over my driveway. That keeps the neighbors from talking to me. ~ | ||||
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Friday, March 8, 2024, 7:45:07 PM- mmm-mmm good | ||
I just love brown sugar. The way it tastes on my tongue and my lips. I savor it every time I have me some, which is why I have it on my oatmeal ever morning. What did you think I was talking about? | ||
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