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I'll discuss the training class later....so for now......I wonder?

When did Chaplains go from dowdy frumpy old men to HOT Muscular good looking men?

I'm going to hell for having such naughty naughty thoughts.

More later.......I have to go ask for forgiveness.......(sort of)

It's time to get 175 seemingly mature civilian adults into a class room so I can hear all of the reasons why they don't need to be trained once a year on issues federal law has deemed necessary.

I am ready with a box of tissues for the cry babies.
A lock on the door for those who say they have to leave early.
And a water gun for those who roll their eyes and make jokes.

With aspirin in hand.............I'm going in!!!

I am not out partying every night.
I am not having sex with every man I see. (If I told you the last time I had sex, you would laugh)
I am not out to steal your husband.
I am not lonely.
I do not have a drawer full of sex toys.
I do not envy married people and cry.
I do not go to bars.
I do not go on dating sites.
I do not constantly flirt....(well, not all of the time...98% of the time I do)
I do not eat tv dinners.
and I most certainly DO NOT have marriage on the brain.

I just love listening to (some) married women discussing what they assume is the life or lives of a single woman.

Thank you very much!

Cats That Look Like The 50's Classic Pin-Up Girls from the Tumblr Site.

****This is probably more for the women of NN. I'm sure the men won't go...."aawwe how cute"

Last night I spent some time on the phone with a friend who just needed an ear. No big deal.....I can always catch the lost sleep another time. When we hung up the phone, it was 12:41 pm California time. It was perfect! It was payback time. Let's see how sis likes being awakened during the wee hours.

YAY!

*ring ring ring*

Sis: Hello?
Me: Hey M! What's up?
Sis: What? Are you ok?
Me: Oh, I'm great!! Just Great!! I just wanted to tell you about some kickie new truck seat covers I bought today.
Sis: She laughed and then proceeded to ask me where I bought them.

IT BACKFIRED!! She wanted to talk! I ended up chatting with her for another 20 minutes. She is smarter than I thought. She knew what I was doing...lol. Like I said, I can catch up with sleep later.

I'll get her...I'll figure out another way. My evil mind is already spinning.

(for those thinking I did this on purpose, read a few blogs below and how she called me first

As I was doing some retail therapy last night there were some rather rude teenagers in the dressing room. There were other ladies in the rooms besides me, along with some little ones. The teenagers were loud, obnoxious, throwing clothes around, being filthy with their language and were talking about things that little ones should not hear...for instance "did you see Lisa the dirty cunt in class?" It even got to the point in which a mother asked them to please tone it down and the teenagers called her a fat slob.

To make a long story short, I kept quiet and did what I normally do to play with rude peoples minds. What could I do?.......what could I do? I noticed that they had a large amount of clothing hanging on their dressing room door. 6 garments allowed in the room..........lol. With all of the clothing ready to be tried on, it looked as if it had taken them quite a long time to gather those clothes....lol. I took all of the pending garments and hung them back up out on the floor in numerous places....*tee hee*.

I stood and waited for them to notice. They didn't look too happy. Did it end there? No, of course not! While they were busy looking for their clothes on the racks outside the dressing room, I took one of their shoes and put it on a shoe rack.

Did I go overboard with the shoe? Possibly..lol. But I have said before, I don't take kindly to rude or inconsiderate people.

Don't hate me because I'm a lil devil.....love me for it.

I wonder why there was no discussion of the binders during the debate again? I kind'a want my own binder........... It's interesting listening to a man who knows sooooooooooooo much about women. ppfftt

I like reading the news when I take a break. I am never shocked to see this type of news story. Amazed at the stupidity? YES.

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Police: Costumed Pa. girl mistaken for skunk, shot

| Sunday, October 21, 2012 | Updated: Sunday, October 21, 2012 10:33pm


FREEDOM, Pa. (AP) — Police say a costumed 9-year-old girl was accidentally shot outside a western Pennsylvania home during a Halloween party by a relative who thought she was a skunk.

New Sewickley Township police say the girl was over a hillside and wearing a black costume and a black hat with a white tassel. Chief Ronald Leindecker told the Beaver County Times that a male relative mistook her for a skunk and fired a shotgun, hitting her in the shoulder, arm, back and neck Saturday night.

Leindecker told the newspaper that the girl was alert and talking when she was flown to Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh, about 30 miles away. Her condition was unavailable.

Leindecker says the man hadn't been drinking and he doesn't know whether charges will be filed. New Sewickley police said Sunday that decision will be made in a few days.

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"Did you ever find out WTF "kickie" means? lol"
- clittylicker

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It means: Sassy, Cute, Snappy, Cool or Spiffy.

She is 61 years of age, forgive her. She thinks she is still living in the 60s.

I use words like: Okie Dokie, Spectaculus, Fantastical, Goober, Dork, Dweeb, Tard, Whacko and many others. I like the way others converse and share their verbage. Made up words or not, they get passed on and shared.

I especially enjoy discovering words from other countries. A few weeks back I learned what "a total spunk" meant. Who knew?