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Member Since: 14-Jun-06
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Mature Sex.....
An old couple go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows , but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an
appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor,then leaves.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. Travelodge charge £93. The Hilton charges £139. We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from the Health Insurance!!

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Anya32
That's brilliant!! lol

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Member Since: 14-Jun-06
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I thought so too! grin

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lmfao

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LOL good one. grin grin bounce bounce

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teacher4051
That's given me an idea for your next visit Anya lmao

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Anya32
Very funny!!! lol

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an old guy on pass from an old folks home goes to a bar and has a cpl drinks. In walks an old lady and he tells the bartender to buy that young lady a drink. She accepts and soon he slides over and they strike up a conversation. Well the first thing you know the end up at her place and into bed they go. Next morning they are lying back to back and he is thinking "man if i knew she was a virgin i would have taken it a little easy on her last nite" Shes thinking" man if i knew the old goat could still get it up i would have taken off my pantyhose"

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Lemme see,...
How many pound Sterling to a U.S. Dollar? confused

Okay,...

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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hhahaa all good ones!

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sexycurves
LMAO! grin

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