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15-Oct-10 08:50

we all like porn, that's already known. shouldn't we have a way to keep up with your favorite porn actor/actress?

i would like to know your thought's on my new million dollar plan.

i propose a new type of baseball cards. these cards would have all our favorite porn stars on them and their "stat's"

let me know what stat's you would like to see on the back of the cards

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15-Oct-10 08:51

Will there be a stick of stale bubblegum in the pack?

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average_joe70

15-Oct-10 08:57

well of course, the ladies like to blow bubbles right?

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15-Oct-10 08:59

that was told to you in confidence...

Oh, you meant with the bubblegum.

nevermind.

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15-Oct-10 09:08

sorry

so what's your favorite stat for your favorite star ?

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15-Oct-10 09:09

I honestly don't watch porn - I tend to critique and laugh so hard I hurt myself.

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average_joe70

15-Oct-10 09:15

sorry for laughting so hard, when i read this i kept picturing you yelling at the tv like a man watching football on sunday

NO DAMNIT, to the fuckin left i said

i am sure you are much more refind then that

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15-Oct-10 09:17

More like "oh, that's not a good shade of lipstick. Ewww it's smearing on him!" stuff like that

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average_joe70

15-Oct-10 09:19

and " who wears white panties after labor day "

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15-Oct-10 09:20

Stilettos on a waterbed? I think not! Oh know - she almost put his eye out!

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15-Oct-10 09:23

well he started it

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15-Oct-10 09:24

thought train derailment ....

Take it FO THA TEAM YO BITCH !!!!!

DUDE YOU FUKIN WANKA ... STIK it in her ASS ..... what a dork he missed..

now where was I... umm are these going to be worth serious $$ in the future ... or should I open the pack.... or keep them sealed ??

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15-Oct-10 09:25

"oh know"? ffs - shoulda read "oh no" obviously.

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15-Oct-10 09:26

they will be sold i a clear colored condom for safe keeping

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15-Oct-10 09:30

Glow in the dark condom or just reg colour ?

20 quick questions before I make my mind up to Import or thief this Idea

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15-Oct-10 09:32

paten pending

see you in court mister

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15-Oct-10 09:44

Fuquit ... best go back to stealing the peanuts from the monkey

Is there goin to be at least one 'Ron Jeremy' per pack ?

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15-Oct-10 09:48

The John Holmes card will be worth more

but due to size issues, it'll be larger than any other cards in the series

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15-Oct-10 09:51

yeah see the swapping of the common cards becomes an issue when you really need a rare one to complete the set

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average_joe70

15-Oct-10 09:52

not only jeremy, i'm thinking, maybe we see if kirk j would like a series

i would be lookin to branch out overseas, if interested, you could handle the euro market.

were gonna make a fortune

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15-Oct-10 09:54

will they have a Marilyn Chambers "before" card....when she was the Ivory soap girl?

better start working on the collectors guide now

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15-Oct-10 09:56

Perhaps Ron could have his own special collector's edition poster....

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15-Oct-10 10:00

I had a "Ron the Hedgehog" collectors card...it was in the same pack as a Mario Brothers card and a Donkey Kong card

Oh....that was "Sonic"

oops....wrong hedgehog

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average_joe70

15-Oct-10 10:04

absolutly HH, but what i need now, are the stats that people want on the back.

how many blow jobs ?
how many mmf ffm ?

what dos the consumer want to know about their porn stars?