Interesting things to know about
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My
Starsign: |
Scorpio
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My
Favourite posters on RudeNude are: |
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Interests I have are: |
Arts / Crafts, Astrology / New Age, Movies / Cinema, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Museums / Galleries, Music, Computers / Internet, Nightclubs / Clubs, Cooking, Dancing, Shopping, Food / Wine, Singing / Playing Instrument, Theatre / Ballet, Literature / History, Yoga / Meditation |
Other
Interests I have are: |
Satan, Getting straight girls to go down on me, Weed, Bourbon, Comic Books, Masturbating with my ex's gfs toothbrush, knives, linux |
I
am also up for: |
Anything!, Cyber Sex w-out/cam, Casual Chat Room Talk, Hard Core Action, An Affair, A Homosexual Encounter, A Private Photo Shoot, Erotic Story Telling, A New Friend, A Fuck Buddy
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I
have been a Member of RudeNude since: |
24-Jun-16
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My Appearance: |
Race/Ethnicity: | Caucasian (White) |
Body Type: | Average |
Body Shape: | Hourglass |
Height: | 5' 4" (163cm) |
Weight: | 153lbs (10st 13lbs) (69.4kg) |
Eye Colour: | Hazel |
Hair Colour: | Blonde |
Best Feature: | Pussy |
Pubic Hair: | Shaven |
Tatoos: | None |
Piercings: | Lip, Ears, Eyebrow |
Breasts: | Natural |
Bra Cup Size: | C |
Bust: | 34" (86cm) |
Waist: | 28" (71cm) |
Hips: | 38" (96cm) |
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My Professional Life: |
Education: | School |
Employment Status: | Unemployed |
Industry: | Other |
Job Role: | Other |
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My Lifestyle: |
Smoking: | Like Chimney |
Drinking: | Daily |
Food Preference: | Non-vegetarian |
Religion: | Other |
Sense of Humour: | Obscure / Dark |
Social Behaviour: | Life of party |
Personality: | Nerd / Geek |
Libido: | High |
Kinkiest place I've had sex: | My ex girlfriends bed with her dad. |
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Spoken Languages: |
English
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My Favourites: |
Movie: | Deadpool/The Crow/A Clockwork Orange |
Actor/Actress: | Ryan Reynolds/Scarlett Johansson |
Book: | Ready Player One |
Author: | Ernest Cline |
Song: | Unholy Roller by The Electric Hellfire Club |
Band: | Schäffer The Darklord |
TV Show: | Doctor Who |
Sport: | Eating Pussy |
Drink: | Jim Beam |
Food: | Instant Mashed Potatoes |
Pastime: | Masturbation/reading/yoyos/watching Netflix |
Thing: | Cumming/making my lover cum |
Sex Position: | With boys legs on shoulders, with girls 69. |
Famous person I'd like to have sex with:
| Katy Perry, Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson |
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Self Description: |
What makes me happy: | Sex, cuddling, comic books, weed, music, shaved pussy, fucking my nerdy (guy) friends who couldn't get laid otherwise, painting with sperm+pussy juice mixed with kool-aid (for color), getting naked and playing my bass guitar , getting naked putting on "Gods of War" by ManOWar pouring myself a huge glass of whiskey and dancing around with my Mjolnir (Thor's hammer, the one from the movies), yoyos, sniffing girls panties, hiding things in my cunt (like bags of weed and stuff). |
What makes me sad: | Thinking about my most recent ex. |
What makes me mad: | My family, homophobes, racists, sexists (both male and female ones) but only the real ones if you call me a dirty little slut and tell me to suck you big cock and it's just pillow talk I'll be on my knees and your dick will be down my throat before you can blink, but if you truly think women are inferior to men or that all men are misogynist rapists (like a lot of these idoit little girls that think they are feminists but are just stupid little bitches that don't know shit) or that people of a different race are lesser than you or that they are all evil then if your dick or clit comes near me I'll cut, burn or bite that shit off. People are all fucked up and stupid but equally so I believe every one should be given the same chance and treated well until they personally wrong you (something truly bad, "they took our jobs" doesn't count), then kill them if you want. I haven't had sex with an Indian guy yet but I have fucked several Indian chicks and every other race of both guys and girls. The main difference I've noticed between the races is their junk tastes different, but that could have some thing to do with their diets idk but Filipino pussy is the tastiest to me. Also slow WiFi makes me mad. |
My bad habits: | Smoking, drinking, stealing girls dirty panties binge watching stuff, touching myself/ fucking/ sucking/ licking until I hurt myself (more like irritate than hurt, but it still ouches). |
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My Final Thought: |
If you pay me enough... I'll do almost anything in bed (but its gotta be agreed on ahead of time).
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