A fine, upstanding, kilt-wearing member of society, with an exceptionally hard dick and nipples like bullets. Bisexual; mostly into women (they're far better kissers in my experience) but always appreciate a picturesque guy. Plain old nudity is my biggest turn on. I just love bodies, and seeing people who love showing theirs off never fails to give me the horn. Fave porn is solo showoff/masturbation and I've got a thing for the kind of nipples you could hang your coat on. Sorry I don't interact much other than comments, I'm quite shy, although I'm 100x more likely to reply if you have words and stuff in your profile. Mostly I just admire all you beautiful naked people and occasionally post a bunch of my own stuff - I've got a mix of photos and a couple of vids taken since I first joined - hope you enjoy! PS: I don't recognise internet inches as a unit of measurement.