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About Me:
blonde, blue eyes, tattoos and piercings, very quick witted and to clever for my own good sometimes (its a gift and a curse). over critical with others and myself, far to neat bordering on obsession (ive got OCD).....you know your typical virgo...........oh yeah nearly forgot about my really high sex drive, my just over (it matters lol) 8 inch cock, my bit of a kink for shagging outdoors and as i'm a bloke i have not fully grown up yet.
 
My Current Status:
hard n horny
 
My Stats:
I am:
Male
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am seeking:
A girl
Marital Status:
Single
Children:
Independent
Age:
57
Location:
  burnley, Lancashire, United Kingdom
RudeNude Status:
I last logged into RudeNude:
11-Nov-16
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Interesting things to know about me:
My Starsign:
Virgo
My Favourite posters on RudeNude are:
SexyEnglishBabe, mya30, ElizaRed, Mindy, returner20, austinpowered, ladystockings
Interests I have are:
Movies / Cinema, Music, Cars / Motorcycles, Nature, Computers / Internet, Nightclubs / Clubs, Cooking, Cycling, Shopping, Singing / Playing Instrument, Gardening, Travel / Sightseeing, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History
Other Interests I have are:
live music shows, live comedy shows
I am also up for:
Anything!, Casual Chat Room Talk, Cyber Sex w/cam, Hard Core Action, Group Sex, An Affair, Erotic Story Telling, A New Friend, A Fuck Buddy
I have been a Member of RudeNude since:
21-Aug-11
My Appearance:
Race/Ethnicity:Caucasian (White)
Body Type: Slim
Body Shape: Zipper
Height: 6' 0" (183cm)
Weight: 182lbs (13st 0lbs) (82.6kg)
Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Bald/Shaved
Best Feature: Cock
Pubic Hair: Trimmed
Tatoos: Work in progress
Piercings: Lip, Ears, Eyebrow, Nose
Penis Length: 8" (20.3cm)
Penis Girth: 2" (5.1cm)
Circumcised: No
My Professional Life:
Education: College
Employment Status: Self Employed
Industry: Construction / Craftsman
Job Role: Tradeperson
My Lifestyle:
Smoking: No
Drinking: Socially
Food Preference: Non-vegetarian
Religion: Atheist
Sense of Humour: Clever / Quick Witted
Social Behaviour: Life of party
Personality: Joker
Libido: Rampant
Kinkiest place
I've had sex:
in the crowd at a blink 182 gig & behind the speakers & rockworld, manchester. over the car bonnet on the hard shoulder of the motorway.
Spoken Languages:
English
My Favourites:
Movie: hysterical but far too many really
Actor/Actress: james woods, sarah silverman, steve martin
Book: strangers,the dark,the shinning,slayland, funland
Author: james herbert,dean koontz,philip caveney,steven ki
Song: one step closer to home, boy in the photograph,
Band: alarm,zappa, hawkwind, motorhead, ac\dc, macc lads
TV Show: family guy, american dad, archer, burnistoun, fotc
Sport: not into sport as its for ponces & ladymen lol
Drink: cider, vodka, pop or my favorite......milk lol
Food: chinese, italian, indian, cantonese
Pastime: going to gigs, movies, music, internet, my kids
Thing: my tapping stick, without it i would be lost lol
Sex Position: doogy style so
Famous person I'd like
to have sex with:
sarah silverman & angelina jolie together lol
Self Description:
What makes me happy: when my kids are happy,when i think i'm getting my own way lol, when i'm listening to my music with my tapping stick and when i'm watching horror movies with my security blanket.
What makes me sad: when my kids are sad, when i think i'm not getting my own way, when i'm not listening to my music with my tapping stick and when i'm not watching horror movies with my security blanket.
What makes me mad: people on quiz shows who don't just say the answer without going on and on about how they thought it might be A but then again it could be B.......JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!!! lol
My bad habits: swearing at the telly when a quiz show is on, not listening to what people tell me.....and not listening to my childrens bullshit excuses when they know full well they are in the wrong lol
My Final Thought:
The meaning of life is...
your only here the once, its not a rehersal so you better enjoy yourself doing the things you love as much as you possibly can before your time is up.;.

(Profile last updated: 29-Sep-11)


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