Viewing Member - hardmanin
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About Me: |
A priapic old seadog,a country member that walks with a lisp and talks with a limp with a 30 ft. cruiser moored in Moraira, looking for versatile NSA guys to play at sailors aboard my boat.....Various positions open including head boy and bottom scraper, Proficiency in '0' and 'A' level qualifications is desirable but not essential as hands on crews members tuition is always given.Contact The Rear Admiral Hornblower, Master Bates, Seaman Stains and Able Semen Screws Roger the cabinboy. Please state prefered position .Always ready to give a hand or to have one. All hands on deck, bottoms up lads and up The Jolly Roger |
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My Stats: |
I am: |
Male |
Sexual Preference: |
Guys |
Am seeking: |
A bi guy |
Marital Status: |
Married (but up for it anyway) |
Children: |
None |
Age: |
68
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Location: |
Bottom bunk-up,, Between the cheeks in Moraira, Alicante., Spain |
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I
last logged into RudeNude: |
26-Sep-22
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me: |
My
Starsign: |
Capricorn
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Interests I have are: |
Arts / Crafts, Motor Racing, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Music, Cars / Motorcycles, Computers / Internet, Cooking, Food / Wine, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Gardening, Travel / Sightseeing, Literature / History |
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I
am also up for: |
Hard Core Action, An Affair, A Homosexual Encounter, A Fuck Buddy
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I
have been a Member of RudeNude since: |
3-Sep-07
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My Appearance: |
Race/Ethnicity: | Caucasian (White) |
Body Type: | Average |
Body Shape: | |
Height: | 5' 9" (175cm) |
Weight: | 174lbs (12st 6lbs) (78.9kg) |
Eye Colour: | Hazel |
Hair Colour: | White/Grey |
Best Feature: | Legs |
Pubic Hair: | Trimmed |
Tatoos: | None |
Piercings: | None |
Penis Length: | 7.5" (19cm) |
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Circumcised: | No |
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My Professional Life: |
Education: | College |
Employment Status: | Self Employed |
Industry: | Sales / Marketing |
Job Role: | Business Owner |
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My Lifestyle: |
Smoking: | No |
Drinking: | Daily |
Food Preference: | Non-vegetarian |
Religion: | Agnostic |
Sense of Humour: | Dry / Sarcastic |
Social Behaviour: | Meet people easily |
Personality: | Joker |
Libido: | High |
Kinkiest place I've had sex: | My shop lacumbre45is@yahoo.co.uk |
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Spoken Languages: |
English, Spanish
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Band: | Elastic |
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Famous person I'd like to have sex with:
| Noddy and Big Ears a threesome...... |
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Self Description: |
What makes me happy: | Cum again ? |
What makes me sad: | Cum again ! |
What makes me mad: | People on here with no fucking profile..... |
My bad habits: | Only one bad habit.............I tell lies......... |
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My Final Thought: |
If I ran NN... I would throw out all members of over 6 months standing that have not put at least twelve coherent words together in their profiles.
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(Profile last updated: 22-Apr-21)